Wow. I know this is off topic, but I just gotta say that I'm eating this ice cream, and it tastes EXSACTLY like cake batter. It is so good! Omg it is heavenly. Yummm...cake...

Anyway here's the next chapter:

Chapter Two: Revenge: Part I

"It's okay Tar Tar," Pudding knew that Tart was sad.

"I know. I don't care anymore." Tart tried to believe that.

Pudding hugged him, then felt the blood on his arm.

"Omg you're bleeding!"

"It's fine-"

"No, I'll go get you a bandage."

She ran to the bathroom.

Tart was so mad at Pie, he really didn't care that he kicked him out. Well, sorta. At least now he wouldn't have to sneak to see Pudding anymore. But what confused him was how Pie found out. Kish said he wouldn't tell anyone, unless he lied...that just made Tart even more pissed off.

Pudding ran back with a roll of cloth bandage.

"Here let me put it on you. I do this all the time for my little brothers and sister,"

She gently wrapped it and tied it around his arm.

"There."

"Thanks."

"Yep! But I should thank you, Tar Tar, you save my life again! Thanks so much." she gave him a kiss on the cheek.

The both blushed.

"Um, it was nothing. I couldn't let him kill you..."

Pudding giggled. "Well, since you obviously can't go back to your ship, now you can stay here with me! It will be so fun!"

"Yeah..."

Pudding replayed the scene in her mind of when they were in Tarts room. She couldn't believe that he was crying because he thought she had died! He really did love her! He saved her life (again), and was willing to just give up his mission for her. She knew he liked her, but she never knew it was that much. Then again, she probably would have done the same for him. She smiled.

They were in the living room, and Pudding jumped back and sat on the couch.

"Come sit by me Tar Tar!" she was gonna try to cheer him up.

He sighed and sat down.

"So...what should we do?..." she asked.

"I dunno. I'm still just so mad at Pie..."

"I know. But Pie is mean and stupid. It worked out good, I mean, now we get to live together! OMG IT'S GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN!"

"Hello? HE ALMOST KILLED YOU! How can you just forget about that? He told me you were dead! I believed him...and you weren't at your house or anywhere. What else was I supposed to think? God I hate him so much."

"It's mice to know that you care so much about me Tar Tar. I care about you too! I escaped to get to you, ya know. It was pretty easy, you have alot of knives laying around in your kitchen so I could cut the ropes off of me."

"Yeah, that's mostly Pies fault. He brought too many,"

"OH PIE IS A CUTTER WHAT A EMO LITTLE FAGGOT!"

"What? How did you know?"

"Um...just guessing,"

"Oh because it's true ever since my sister Syio broke up with him,"

Syio teleported in.

"Tart! Why are you not at the ship! And why are you here with...oh I know now!" She said with a smile.

They blushed.

"OMG you guys are so cute together! Did you tell her you love her Tart?" She loved to tease Tart, just liked Kish.

"Uh...yeah..."

"AWW! Does she love you too?"

"Yes! I love Tar Tar very very much!"

Syio wiped a pretend tear from her eye.

"My little brother has his first girlfriend. Take good care of him Pudding, he's a handful!"

"Why the crap are you here anyway?" asked Tart, who had had enough.

"Well, I went to the ship, and when I asked where you went, Pie said: (immatating Pie) "That fucking little midget is probably making out with his damn girlfriend" So I came to see what you were doing!"

"Uh, I don't wanna tell the whole story, let's just say Pie kicked me out of the ship," Tart said.

"WHAT!"

"No, its okay Syio! Tar Tars gonna stay here with me!"

"Ok, but it's still so mean! How can he kick you out? Why?" Syio tried to understand.

"Someone told him that I might like Pudding, so he tied me up and told me she was dead. But she got out and Pie tried to kill her but I pushed her out of the way and he told me to get out of his ship." Tart rambled.

"That's so cute! BUT MEAN OF PIE! God ever since I broke up with him he's been a-"

"Pissed of jerk?" Pudding guessed.

"Yeah, but also a-"

"Pain in the ass?" Pudding guessed again.

"Yes, but mostly a-"

"Emo cutter?"

"YES! LET ME TALK! He's been a...well...yeah, you named them all Pudding!"

"Yay! I won!" yelled Pudding.

"Yeah, well he must be stopped! It's time to KILL PIE!" Syio said with an evil grin.

"Uh, I don't think we should KILL him, thats a little harsh," said Tart.

"Let's spy on him and tape all the embarassing stuff he does, the broadcast it on every computer in the UNIVERSE! Muhahhahaha!" Syio said.

"Actually, let's just do it for fun!"

"Okay! Let's take a preview and go for a sec now!" Pudding suggested eagerly.

"Yeah!" agreed Syio.

"Okay," said Tart.

Tart held on to Pudding and teleported, and syio went after them.

They ended up in the main room of the ship.

"Shh...let's go down the hall," said Syio quietly.

As they silently walked down the hall, they heard music coming from the bathroom, and the door was a crack open.

"Let's take a peek," Pudding whispered, looking through the crack.

"OMG. You guys gotta see this!" Pudding said.

She opened the door a little more and everyone poked their heads in to see a horrifying sight.

Pie was dancing around with bubbles all over fromthe bathtub, with only a towel on, the music was playing "I'm too sexy," and Pie was singing along with it. Syio ran and got the camera. She started filming. Pie was still singing as he stripped off the towl , slipped into womens panties and bra and stockings. Then he went over to the mirror and smashed it with his fat head.

"Oh shit! I hope no one notices!" Pie said, and he threw a towel over it and went back to singing.

Right then he picked up a piece of glass, and started sutting SYIO across his chest as he sang "I'm too sexy for Syio, too sexy for blood too sexy by far,"

They were laughing so hard, they were glad he had the music blasting so he couldn't hear them.

"I wonder where Kish is?" Syio asked, and right then Kish popped out of the bathtub naked and started singing along with Pie and Kish sang "I'm too sexy for Ichigo!" as he put on panties and a bra and stockings too.

"What? You love a human?" Pie said.

"Yep!" said Kish, a little drunk.

"Oh that's so fabulous!" said Pie doing an irish jig. "To tell ya the truth, I'm in love with Ryou! HE'S A HOTTIE!"

Tart couldn't believe that Pie had kicked him out for being in love with Pudding, but didn't care if Kish loved Ichigo! Oh well, it was funny, and he was gonna get sweet revenge soon.

"WATCH THIS SKILL!" Yelled Pie as he did a dive into the bathtub.

"Apperantly he's a little drunk but I don't know," Tart said as they laughed.

"I have a feeling Kish is really drunk and I mean really," said Syio.

"Yeah I agree." said Pudding.

"I can't believe I went out with him! I think I'll cut his ears out of the fil and then sell it on Ebay!" said Syio.

"COOL I'LL HELP!" Pudding said happily.

"You guys um...NO ONE WANTS TO SEE PIE AND KISH NAKED!" yelled Tart.

IN THE ROOM

"I'm a transvestite spy and I heard something outside the door!" said Pie.

"Same here!" said Kish.

"Let's investigate,"

They opened the door and saw Syio, Tart, and Pudding looking guilty with a video camera. They screamed and quickly teleported.

"Did you see that?" asked Pie.

"Uh nope!" said Kish. "SQUIRELL!" Kish chased after an imaginary squirell.

End (for now)

Yeah I know, we're really messed up. But it's so funny! Look for the next chapter soon!

Elizabeth