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Chapter 4

Grima and More Psychology Books

Grima was depressed. He had been replaced by a Metrognome™! The injustice! The disgrace! Even worse, the Metrognome™ was probably hitting on Eowyn right now! And Eowyn might start going out with the Metrognome™! (Metrognomes™ can't hit on or go out with people, but Grima was too depressed to figure this out.)

Grima took a trip to (you guessed it) WalMart for a psychology/self-help book, incidentally written by Sam, who must have been on the best Longbottom leaf at the time. After reading the first chapter, Grima found a solution to his problem...which began with another trip to WalMart.

THREE HOURS LATER

Grima was back in his room at Edoras, with...a Metrognome™. From attempting to kidnap and dispose of Theoden's, he had learned that Metrognomes were very light, before he was spotted by a guard. He had therefore decided that he wouldn't need any help getting it back home.

This Metrognome™ was very, very heavy-at least, for a Metrognome™.

Grima carefully opened the box...

"AAAAAH!"

Mwahaha, cliffhanger of doom...this kills me to say this, but pleeease review?