Kingdom Hearts: The Keyblade Catastrophe
MrT: Guess what?
Harintintu: What?
MrT: You didn't guess.
Harintintu: I guessed what did I not.
MrT: That does not count.
Harintintu: Why not?
MrT: Just take a real guess.
Harintintu: But I don't know what a real guess is.
MrT: If I told you to guess what animal I bought at the pet shop; you should say was it a monkey. That is a real guess.
Harintintu: I got it now. Okay, Lets see. Did you buy a monkey at a pet shop?
MrT: Absolutely positutely imbecilely wrong.
Harintintu: I guessed. Now aren't you supposed to tell me the real answer?
MrT: One of my friends has started their fanfic career.
Harintintu: Which one?
MrT: Her pen name is MotherSya. Why don't you start your own story instead of messing with mine?
Harintintu: If I did that then your story wouldn't be as good as it is.
MrT: What do you do on this story? Every time I turn my back on you, you pull a Homer Simpson on me. You go to the couch and eat all my doughnuts.
Harintintu: There is still one doughnut left.
MrT: Yeah with a bite taken out of it.
Harintintu: But I was thoughtful enough to not eat it all and put it back in the box for you.
MrT: Well anyways read MotherSya's story. It is called Breaking the Habit.
Harintintu: What if I go help her with her story. I bet you will miss me.
MrT: From a storywriter to a … I have no clue what you are. Well here is a good tidbit of great advice, do not become a gambler for if you always bet that bad then you will be broke in a heartbeat.
Harintintu: Stop dissing me and get on with the story.
MrT: Yes, I suppose that would be best. Well I have made it to chapter 4.
Harintintu: WE have made it to chapter 4.
MrT: Well we left them in the awesome Pumpkin gummi ship after they blasted the heartless with the powerful 10 guns equipped on it.
Harintintu: Would you stop bragging about your gummi ship already?
MrT: Hey that thing took a long time to build. It really does look like a Pumpkin and you know how hard it is to make circles on the gummi ship builder.
Harintintu: You are getting off topic again.
MrT: Well they took off into the last frontier for man to conquer, space.
Harintintu: What about the water frontier?
MrT: Fine they took off into ONE of the last frontiers for man to conquer, space.
Harintintu: They are on their way to Hollow Bastion are they not?
MrT: Yes.
Harintintu: Do you think they are going to make it?
MrT: Yes, of course I do. I built the ship they are riding in remember. It's invincible.
Harintintu: (sarcastically) Right.
MrT: Lets just get into chapter 4 already.
Harintintu: Didn't you leave something out?
MrT: Oh you mean the remark my friend made?
Harintintu: Yeah, that one.
MrT: Well my friend happens to think that I am degrading Leon. I am just going to disclaim right now that I do not dislike Leon but he was needed to play the part he is for the story to go on. Maybe he will get help with his chewing problems later on, eh.
Harintintu: What about your plans for the other characters in your story.
MrT: You mean how most of the characters will be OC at some point in time in the story. By the way if you do not know what OC means it means out of character even though it should be OOC but it isn't. The word of shouldn't be left out like that. It is word discrimination.
Harintintu: Yeah, and shouldn't you put the warning for your friend since they did the same for you.
MrT: Yes, I must return the favor. You cannot do the bad things that Riku does and get away with it. His punishment for now may be undecided but just you wait and see. I repeat just you wait and see. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. As you can see my laugh is not muahaahahhahahahhaahahhahahhahah. So that means it is not an evil laugh just one out of pure enjoyment. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH.
Harintintu: Dang, if you laughed any longer we wouldn't ever start the story.
MrT: If you weren't here period the story would be started already so Chapter 4 begins now.
Chapter 4
"Hey, where did you get this gummi ship?" "The ship reminds me of a jack-o-lantern," Leon said.
"That is supposed to look like a jack-o-lantern and I got it from Mrturtle," Sora said.
"I would like to get me one of these." "Do you think they make Juicy Fruit gummi ships and where can I find Mrturtle?"
"Mrturtle is a little too far away for us to travel." "But I don't believe he has any Juicy Fruit gummi ships anyways."
"That sucks; well that's life."
"Yeah, well it is going to take awhile to get all the way to Hollow Bastion from here."
"Then I guess I will go pop one in."
"Pop what in?"
"Cid's specialized gum."
"Heck no!"
"I am getting that crap out of the cargo hold now," Sora said and immediately flipped the switch to open the cargo hold. All of the gum was sucked out and flung into space.
"What is your problem Sora?" "You wasted all my gum."
"I can not take all the chomping noises you tend to make when chewing your gum."
A few minutes laterThe entire cockpit went black as all navigational type gummies lost their power.
"What the heck?" "What happened to my navigation screen, my GPS, my radar," Sora said worried about getting lost in space.
"What (chew) happened (chew) to (chew) the (chew) ship," Leon said
"LEON!" "Where did you get that gum?" I threw all of it out.
"I have the (chew) device Cid uses to make the (chew) gummi ship gum."
"Okay, that clears one thing up." Now where did you get the gummi blocks to make the gum?
"That is (chew) kind of a stupid (chew) question don't you (chew) think." "I (chew) mean we are in a (chew) ship comprised only (chew) of gummi blocks, and (chew) you ask me where I (chew) got it from." "I thought (chew) you were smarter (chew) than that."
"Please tell me that you didn't get the gummi blocks from the back of the ship."
"I got (chew) them over (chew) by the engine."
"Well I guess that explains what happened to all my navigating devices." "You ate my navigation gummi."
"It was so small (chew) I did not know (chew) it was important."
"Savor the gum that you have in your mouth now for you are now banned from chewing gum."
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"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" "That is enough savoring already." "Spit that gum out now."
"What!"
"I got to talk to you about something Goofy," Donald said while watching Leon and Sora argue.
"I know Donald." We really have to do something about their arguing.
"No, that isn't what I wanted to talk to you about." "It is about when Riku took the darkness out of our bodies."
"What do you want to talk about that for?"
"Did you feel stronger?" "I think that without the darkness blinding and hampering our attacks we were actually much stronger." "Didn't you see me take out Riku in one hit."
"I might have to agree with you Donald." "But I do not feel that way anymore."
"I was wondering why that was and I came up with this answer." "You remember what Ansem said about all hearts being filled with darkness and that it grows until the heart is consumed."
"Yes, go on."
"Well I think the darkness has already started to grow back and we are no longer pure."
"I do not believe I can think up anything better than that Donald so it must be the truth."
"Let's keep this between us for now okay."
"Will do."
"Now what are we supposed to do Leon, now that you have destroyed our only way of knowing where we are and in what direction we are heading," Sora said.
"Well why don't you think of something." "You are good about taking control." "Can't even chew a piece of gum without being yelled at." "What is the world coming to," Leon said still sullen about having to spit out his piece of gum.
Donald and Goofy move toward the cockpit to talk to Sora.
"Hey Sora," Donald said.
"Hi Donald." "Hi Goofy."
"I was wondering." "When you were talking to Riku yesterday did you notice what he was holding?"
"No I did not."
"What." "You did not see it."
"I said no and I had other things to worry about." "It had something to do with a spinning duck who was coughing up foul black gas while rising high above the floor." "No I did not happen to look at what he was holding." "Why?"
"He was holding a keyblade."
"Are you sure it was a keyblade?"
"Yes."
"Only two people that I know of have a keyblade." "The king and I."
"That is what we wanted to talk to you about." "It was the king's."
"How the heck did he get the king's keyblade?"
"I don't know how he got it from him."
"They were both in Kingdom Hearts together," Goofy said finally piping in.
"What happened to Mickey then after he took the keyblade from him," Sora said.
"That is what I want to know," Donald said while throwing his weapon down in frustration.
"He still might be at the End of the World world inside Kingdom hearts."
"So when are we going to check that place out for the king, Sora."
"We can do that right after we check Hollow Bastion's keyhole." "Don't worry; I am sure he is okay."
"Well let's get a move on Sora so we can find the king."
"I would if I could Donald but Leon ate all my navigation equipment." "So first thing first is to get a new navigation gummi."
"Where are we going to find that?"
"No clue." "I could look up the nearest gummi garage on my nav-directory but somebody ate it."
"Hey, I always carry a spare nav-gummi in case of an emergency like this," Goofy said.
"Goofy, why didn't you tell us this earlier," Sora said relieved and irritated at the same time.
"Nobody asked," Goofy said innocently.
"Well give it to me."
"Here you go," Goofy said while handing him the nav-gummi.
Sora ran to the back of the ship and inserted the nav-gummi into the hole near the engine.
"Finally I can see where we are heading," Sora said looking up their coordinates on GPS system. "According to this we are right outside Hollow Bastion." "It is just around the corner." "There are usually many enemy ships around here so buckle up."
"Enemy ships approaching," The computer system said.
"Well we do not have much reason to worry." "This ship is equipped with a complete shield," Sora said confidently.
"What is (munch) going on (munch) around (munch) here," Leon said.
"Didn't I explicitly tell you that you were banned from chewing gum?"
"Yes but (munch) you did (munch) not tell (munch) me I couldn't munch on (munch) a piece (munch) of gum." "You really (munch) should try some (munch) of this gum (munch), it is (munch) really good."
"I hope I did not see what I just saw."
"What (munch) did you (munch) see?"
"I saw a lime green substance roll around inside of your mouth." "Am I incorrect?"
"You (munch) hit the (munch) nail on the (munch) head." "This is (munch) an awesome lime-gummi (munch) block gum."
"What made you think that you could munch on gum if I told you could not chew on gum?"
"Well you did not take C-G-B-G-C-A-H-G-M-D from me."
"What the freak is C-G-B-G-C-A-H-G-M-D?"
"C-G-B-G-C-A-H-G-M-D is short for Cid's gummi block gum compressing and heating gum making device."
"Well any ways where is that device."
"Right here of course," Leon takes the device out of his jacket pocket.
Sora instantaneously summons the ultima keyblade and strikes down the foul and despicable gum-making device. This came as such a shock to Leon that he opened his mouth very wide and allowed the gum to roll out of his mouth. Sora took his opportunity and took the gum and threw it away.
"I feel better already; I really hope you do not have any extra gum making devices on you," Sora said now starting to feel very relaxed and sedate. "Wait!" "I know why I was so upset about their being a green gummi block in your mouth." "There is only one green gummi block on the entire ship." "It is the shield gummi."
"Warning, Warning, Warning, incoming missiles," Said the computer system.
"Warning, Warning, Warning, incoming missiles," Said the computer system.
"I heard you already Kairi," Sora said.
"I was just making sure," said the Kairi computer system.
"You think I have gum problems but you are the one with the problems." "Naming your computer system after your girlfriend is pretty messed up."
"Kairi isn't my girlfriend," Sora said starting to blush.
"Well if Kairi turns you down you can always come back to your computer," Leon said openly laughing at the prospect of this event.
"If I still have a ship after you have been eating it all."
"Hey your ship tastes go…."
Boom Baboom boom
"Severe damage has been taken to the hull," said Kairi.
"No dip," Sora said looking at the exterior ship scans.
"That is no way to talk to a lady, Sora," Leon said.
"Cut the cracks on me for one minute would you; I think they hit our engine," said Sora while studying the scans intensely. "Yeah they did but it is still running."
Boom Baboom boom
"The main engine and two secondary engines have been hit," said Kairi. "Power to the ship will shut down in 5-4-3-2-1 shut down."
"Great, now we are going to float in space until someone finds us," Sora said while fumbling about in the dark.
"How long do you think that is going to take," Donald said while stepping over Goofy to the toolbox. "Well I found a flashlight." Donald flipped it on and placed it between all of them.
"It shouldn't take long maybe a couple hundred millenniums should just about do it," Sora said sarcastically. "Well at least they stopped firing on us." "Probably just to let us suffer by starvation instead of a quick painless death in an explosion."
"Garsh, a couple hundred millenniums is a long time," Goofy said.
"Yeah it is a long time but you got to look on the bright side of things," Leon said. "Especially you Sora." "You are one of the most pessimistic people I know."
Stomp, Stomp
"What was that," Donald said.
"I think they are trying to board our ship," Sora said while listening to the footsteps on the ship's exterior. "We better get ready for them."
"I got an idea," Goofy said with one finger raised skyward. "Why don't we beat the heartless up and then steal their ship."
"Okay, everyone let's get ready to put Goofy's plan in action," Sora said shocked and amazed at Goofy's unknown intellect. "Hide over to the sides of the door."
Sora and Donald were on one side while Goofy and Leon were on the other. Footsteps could be heard reverberating behind the door now. With a whoosh the door opened and soldiers began pouring in.
"Wait until they get closer," Sora whispered. "Now."
Every one tried to fit at the little opening of the corridor to attack the heartless.
"Strike Raid," Sora said
Sora's keyblade bounced off the walls destroying many of the soldiers but was caught by a neoshadow (From Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories, basically just a big buff powerful shadow). The neoshadow charged at Sora pushing his fellow heartless aside wielding the keyblade. Sora smirk grew wider as the neoshadow closed in. Sora pretended he had the keyblade and got ready to plunge into the neoshadow. The neoshadow lifted up the keyblade to attempt a cross-slash attack. Sora summoned the keyblade back into his hands at that moment and the neoshadow ran head on into the keyblade.
"Charge," Goofy yelled while squeezing past Sora.
Goofy knocked the remaining heartless off the ship with his shield. Sora, Leon, Donald, and Goofy went to the door and looked out to see the heartless floating in space.
"Come on let's get out of here," Sora said.
They climbed on top of the ship and up through the hatch that the heartless came from.
"Whoa, this is a pretty nice gummi ship; almost better than ours," Leon said in awe as he looked on at the marble plated corridors. "I mean look at this, the floor, ceiling and walls are covered with that awesome shiny marble."
"What this ship in no way is even almost better than MY gummi ship," Sora said.
"Come on we got to go find the king," Donald said.
The four of them walk down the shiny corridors following the arrows pointing them to the bridge. Finally they arrive into a surprisingly Star Trekish room.
"Well let's get going already," Donald said, impatient as ever. "Too bad about the pumpkin gummi ship though, lot of memories in that gummi ship."
"What are you talking about we are taking the gummi ship with us," Sora said. "This is apparently a heartless transport ship." "It should be able to bring our gummi ship along." "It is already attached so all we got to do is fly out of here."
Sora sat down in the cockpit and made the preparations for flight.
"Okay let's go," Sora said.
After about a good hour of flight they came upon a rest stop planet.
"That's great, a rest stop planet," Goofy said. "We can get some food, rest, repairs and who knows what else down there."
"I am already plugging in the coordinates for it now," Sora said. "I will go put it on auto pilot and we can all get some rest."
They all went to rest in the nearby resting quarters on the heartless ship and awaited the 5-minute ETA warning.
Chapter 4
MrT: Let's keep this short let's get on to chapter 5.
Harintintu:Short works for me.
