Before you even read this I must apologies to you all as this is a REALY lame story and the product of two really bored teenage girls stuck in a computer room at school. However it did result in amusing us as I hope it will you.
Disclaimer: After reading this story you will know that if I owned anything to do with Deltora Quest (apart from the books) it would have gone downhill years ago.
Where the hell are you?
Lief was walking through the palace one day looking for Jasmine, he had tried in her room, in the bird tower and even in the library but she was no where to be found. As he walked along a particularly long and creepy corridor in the centre of the palace he came across a door. Thinking that he may finally have found Jasmine he barged in only to become emotionally scarred for the rest of his life. There in the middle of the gym was Barda pumping iron on some exercise machine with his shirt off and sweat pouring off him.
"AHH!" Leif cried covering his eyes with his hands "The pain! The anguish!"
"What are you talking about?" asked a feminine voice "He's hot!"
That's one way of putting it Leif thought remembering Barda's red, sweaty face and grimacing.
Leif turned around to see most of the palaces female population watching Barda transfixed.
"He's so hot" the same woman said again and Leif was disgusted to realize that it was his mother Sharn.
"Whatever, have you seen Jasmine?"
"Jasmine who?" Sharn asked gazing at Barda once again.
'Arrr! Never mind!" Lief growled as he stalked out. "Jasmine! Where the hell are you!"
AN: So…… yer………. You see what I mean now?
