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Ch 3

First day of school

The gathering of Kai's was something that was only reserved for the darkest of times. The last time the full gathering occurred was during the time of Majin Buu.

Kai's and guardians from all over the universe were gathered on one planet to debate how to approach the new threat. (In my fic, there is three hundred kai's, most of which are weak.)

The supreme kai sighed

'This has been an exhausting week,' he mentally said to himself

Earlier on in the week he had discovered from a reliable source that an evil, hundreds of times more powerful than cell, was planning to attack in seven years time. Immediately, he assembled all the Kai's and guardians and asked them to start training their best warriors immediately. The only guardian that hadn't been informed was Earths. There were many reasons why Dende hadn't been informed. Dende had only been guardian for a couple of months for one thing.

Before he could recall the other reasons a voice rang out

"Supreme one!!"

The supreme kai sighed and turned to the North Kai.

"Yes, King Kai."

"Supreme one, I ask that we immediately inform Gohan of the situation."

"King Kai," Shin sighed, "I understand your reasoning behind your request, but I simply can't allow it. Gohan has suffered much and because he defeated Cell, I have decided to reward him with a peaceful life."

"But.... But....."

"We will discuss this in the meeting." Shin quickly said and he walked off.

Meanwhile

Gohan despite his fear about being with so many kids his age could not help but stare in awe at his new school.

He walked across the hall with Videl. As they walked he couldn't help but notice that everyone had stopped talking and was now looking at Videl and Gohan.

He caught pieces of their whispers.

"That's the kid staying with the Champ" a boy said to a friend.

"I hear he's a martial artist." whispered a teacher.

"He's cute." said a girl with blonde hair.

The last comment caused Gohan to blush.

Suddenly Videl caught sight of the girl.

"ERASA!" She said as she semi walked/ran to hug ,or crush, her best friend.

"Videl, it's good to see you and all, but can you let go of me because oxygen's becoming an issue." the girl replied

Videl noticed that Erasa's face was becoming purple and she quickly let go.

"Sorry! I'm just so happy to see you. Erasa meet Gohan."

She said pointing at the black haired boy whom was wearing a black shirt and jeans. (sorry I don't have much experience in fashion).

"Come on, we have to get to class. I hear that the teacher's really strict and will whip anybody whose late. Sharpner's already inside holding seats for us. Come on lets go."

She broke off into a run and headed to the classroom.

Videl and Gohan looked at each other and shrugged.

They walked into the classroom and walked up the row looking for Erasa.

They finally found her sitting next to a boy with long blonde hair.

"Hey Videl." he called out.

"SHARPNER!"

"It's good to see you too."

"Sharpner, I would like to introduce you to Gohan."

"Hey!"

"Nice to meet you Sharpner." Gohan said as he sat next to him.

Videl and Erasa went to the row behind them.

A thin man with a mustache entered the room. He carried a set of books in one hand and a whip in the other hand.

"Greetings class, my name is Mr. Shuu. I will be your teacher for today, seeing as the regular teacher is out with a virus. Any who disobey me will get hit by my whip, which has already been approved by the school board. Now I will call out each of your names and you shall reply whether you're here or not."

Mr. Shuu went down the list quickly seeing that it was the first day of school and most kids were present.

"Satan, Videl"

"Present."

"Well, it's nice to meet the daughter of the world champ, but don't think that your relations will get you out of a punishment. In fact you will actually get double the whippings."

As Gohan heard this, his hand curled up into a fist wanting to hurt somebody, namely Mr. Shuu.

As Mr. Shuu read the next name his face paled.

"S..Son... G... Gohan"

"Present." Gohan said with barely restrained anger.

"Quick question Mr. Son. Were you tutored by anybody three years ago?" Mr. Shuu asked hoping that it wasn't who he thought it was.

Gohan thought carefully and suddenly he recalled a tutor he had, before his dad came back from space, that had insulted Gohan's father.

"Wait a minute! That was you!!" Gohan said

Mr. Shuu suddenly grabbed his stuff.

"D.. Due.. to un...unfortunate.... cir....circumstances...I...can't be your....t...teacher today. Mr. Son will be your teacher today. He is quite capable, considering I taught him this stuff three and a half years ago. Now I must be leaving. Bye!!!"

And with that Mr. Shuu ran out of the door screaming about demon children and insane mothers. As he ran he searched for an exit he saw a window, ran and opened it, and he dove out, conviently forgetting that he's on the sixth floor.

Gohan sweat dropped as everybody turned to look at him.

'Oh Great! I barely been in school for an hour and things aren't going great.'

End chapter

NOTE: this is the first part of the third chapter. Next part is scheduled to come out 1-23-04 due to S.A.T.'s

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