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Mission Impossible: The Switcheroo

Chapter 2: Meet Your Companions...

"Ugh..." Sesshomaru moaned, leaning back against the tree. "What did I do to deserve this? ..." He moaned, running his fingers through his bangs.

"Deserve what?" Sango's voice rang out from behind him, earning a startled leap away from the demon exterminator, from the unsuspecting demon lord.

"Inuyasha, are you alright? ..." Miroku asked, knocking his staff against Sesshomaru's skull. Sesshomaru gave a deep growl, baring his fangs. Which weren't quite as long as what he was use to. He made the best of the hanyou reflexes and grabbed Miroku's staff, whacking the monk's head hard with the staff. The youkai threw the staff to the ground, turned towards the well, and then stormed off.

"Is it just me, or is Inuyasha acting a little bit stranger then usual? ..." Sango said, scratching her head.

"No... It's just you..." Miroku said, pointing at the little stars circling his head, then fell to the ground with a thud.

Meanwhile...

"This seems fun... Wonder why Nii-san seems to hate his life? ..." Inuyasha whispered, then realizing his mistake.

"Hn?... Sesshomaru-sama?..." A young human girl yawned, rubbing her eyes and stretched her arms.

"Why does Sesshomaru keep a human child with him?..." Inuyasha wondered, cocking his head to one side.

A grin broke out on the young girl's face, as she dashed towards him and latching onto Inuyasha's leg. "Rin missed you Sesshomaru-sama!" She greeted, leaving one confused Inuyasha.

'She calls Sesshomaru a lord?... Much less, Sesshomaru lets her touch him?...' Inuyasha pondered, confused about what to do. 'I've got to find Sesshomaru...'

Jakken ran up to Inuyasha, whimpering like a fool. "Gomen, Sesshomaru-sama!!! I didn't mean to leave her out of my sight, I-" He was stopped when Inuyasha crouched down to Jakken's level telling him, "Relax... Nothing has been harmed..."

Jakken then took a step back, and then burst into panic spiral...

"Please Sesshomaru-sama!!! Don't do this to me!!!" Jakken said, thinking that Inuyasha was playing some sort of joke on him. And with that, he crumbled under the pressure.

Inuyasha raised a brow, and then stifled a laugh, failing miserably. "Get up Jakken, we're leaving..." Inuyasha commanded, and then they started off towards his forest.

"Did Sesshomaru-sama just... Laugh? " Rin asked Jakken in a soft whisper.

"I don't know Rin... He's acting funny lately... Jakken whispered back, the both of them following Sesshomaru obediently.

Sesshomaru leaned against the well, thinking over his current predicament. He was suck in his brother's body, with a bunch of human friends, and has only a cloven fang and a skull you can shine a light through... Just terrific.

Sesshomaru gave a light moan, when suddenly; a human girl flew out of the well and out of the well... 'I remember... That is Inuyasha's wench...' Sesshomaru thought, placing the girl on the ground and stood up.

"Inuyasha, what's wrong with you today? ... You're acting strange..." Kagome said, tilting her head to one side.

"There is nothing wrong with me, wench..." Sesshomaru snapped, totally forgetting about trying to act like Inuyasha so that none would find out about their secret.

"Inuyasha... WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!?" Kagome demanded her eye lit with wild fire, sending a prick down Sesshomaru's spine. "Inuyasha... SIT!!!"

And as all knows, Sesshomaru also now has Inuyasha's rosary... Total chaos, eh? The rosary beads glowed in a shade of dim shikkon pink, dragging Sesshomaru face down into the dirt and grass, creating a crater. Kagome stormed away to find the rest of the gang, leaving Sesshomaru to his agony.

"No wonder he's always grumpy.." Sesshomaru said, not bothering to get up, but rolled over to his back and tried to fall back to sleep, as if this whole day has just been a bad dream... Nightmare actually.

Inuyasha had also heard the loud thud that rang through the air, thinking, 'Sesshomaru's senses are sharper then my own...' Inuyasha thought, saying, "Jakken, take care of Rin. I must go visit my brother..." Inuyasha tried to make his speech seem more like Sesshomaru's. A speech flowery and some what of a royal tongue.

And with that, he took off towards the forest, basking in the pure speed of Sesshomaru's youkai form. "Sesshomaru, beware..." Inuyasha smirked, zipping into the forest.

To be continued...

Reviewers! :

Dragon of the Burning Flame: This is going to be great. Sesshomaru in agony and Inuyasha in glee. Keep it up.

Zai: I really like the idea :) Please keep on writing.

Demonchild93: LOL it's funny already! I can hardly wait for the next chapter!

Author's Note: Thank you to all who have reviewed!!! That was a lot more then I expected! I thought that no one would read my stories at all... XX Anyways, I'll try my best to keep you updated! Stay tune for more deranged fun! Ja ne!!!

-M. Hwang S.