:All right! All right! I'm starting a new chapter in life! Let's see the summary… mmm, nice and neat! Hope they all read it!

:By the way, my name's Miyu! Nice to meet you all!

:Once, I started with Fushigi Yuugi but it's not that popular and successful. In this fanfic, I'll give my best! Good luck for me!

:I'm dedicating this fanfic for all kids, kid-lover, kid-like or just simply want to be a kid again! Suit yourself!

:Now, shall we start?

Setting: This story happens in a modern world, down town in Tokyo. Naruto is around sixteen-in high school.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto but in this fanfic, no one can stop me from doing it!


Pre-school Maniac

Lesson 1 : 'Lunch together?'


7:30

"No! I'm gonna be late again!" Naruto yells as he stumbled across the street. He continues to run hysterically until he can see the school gate.

"There it goes!" Naruto tried to reach the school gate but unexpectedly, the gate starts to close.

"No!" Naruto bumped on it. The school guard said, "Uzumaki Naruto! You're late again! From this minute I will not allow any student to go inside the school campus if he/she is late… Specially you! You should first talk to the principal!"

Naruto huffed. "So do I care! I don't mind if you don't allow me to enter using the gate! I rather use the windows or the walls to enter it! And I don't even care for that clumsy-looking-so old principal!" Naruto started running around the school. Sooner, the school guard finds him on the top of a wall.

"You little-" The guard stopped up. A man from behind said,

"My, my."

Naruto mumble.

Now, he showed up.

"Naruto, why are you in the top of that wall?" said the 4th Hokage, knowing to be their current school principal.

"There you are!" Naruto shouted as he looks upon the dean. His eyes are burning flame. "How dare you command that I, Uzumaki Naruto, cannot attend school classes?" Naruto's voice echoed. The students from their classrooms come out to view what is happening outside.

"Hey, what's the happening all about?" Choji asked.

"The stupid Naruto again made a scandal outside." Shikamaru answered.

From the second floor window, a pink haired girl is viewing the scene. "That idiot Naruto! He's again shouting at the principal."

"Now, Naruto. Calm down. You may possibly fall from that wall."

"No way! I, Uzumaki Naruto, a sixteen-year-old-boy can't just fall from this stupid wall!"

Stupid child.

"Okay then. Naruto, if you're not coming down from there, I suggest that you can now go home."

"What!" Naruto was shocked. He doesn't expect that the principal will acquaint with something like that.

Ha… Ha…

"What!" The principal was startled.

"Ha! Ha! So you're treating me like your servant now? Ha! Ha!"

"Oh, for goodness sake…"

"What! What are you sighing at!" all of a sudden, somebody from outside the school grips Naruto's foot. It was the school guard.

"Now, it's just a piece of cake!"

"What the-" The guard then got Naruto's foot and pulled it downwards. For an instance, Naruto fell.

"Whoa! Nice shot!"

All students from the building laugh relentless, as they have seen how the Uzumaki kid got smack to the ground. Pretty funny huh?

"Huh! How pitiful! The blonde kid is now full of dirt all around!" the guard went all along. The school principal is just standing beside him.

Shut up–you idiot..!

"Uh-"

Naruto position himself. His forehead had a gash and its pretty bleeding. The students were astounded by what happened.

"This is getting serious…and violent." Neji alleged as he saw the blood dripping from Naruto's forehead.

"You will pay for what you have done to me!"

Naruto dashed towards the school guard. Getting ready for his fist, he punches the guard's face right on his right cheek. He then fell off.

"That's what you deserve! Uh-"

Naruto felt dizzy and fell off in front of the principal. He fell asleep afterward.

"Hm, you need a rest for a while." The principal said.

12:09

What… did just… happened..?

Naruto woke up. He distinguishes himself laying on one of the clinic's bedroom. He tried to stand but he find his forehead bandaged around.

Ah, it's so peaceful around here…

Not now.

"UZUMAKI NARUTO!" Sakura dashed towards the laying Naruto.

"Oh, hi there Sakura! How's the physics project?"

"YOU SCUMBAG!"

Sakura laid her head directly in front of Naruto's forehead. Their faces are so close from each other. Naruto thought that Sakura will kiss him, but the truth is, She will use her so-called-forehead power-THE HEAD BUT!

"HERE YOU GO!"

POIIINNNNNNKKKKKKK!

"OUCH! THAT REALLY HURTS SAKURA!"

Sasuke then showed up from the door. He gazes upon Naruto, holding his forehead and Sakura, shouting at him.

They both look silly.

"HOW THERE YOU LEAVE US BOTH SASUKE AND I WITH THAT DREADFUL PROJECT! WE'RE SUPPOSE TO MAKE IT TOGETHER-FINISH IT TOGETHER AND-SUBMIT IT TOGETHER! YOU'RE A TOTAL DOPE!"

But actually, it's a big help! Sasuke and I are the only one's making it together! It's just the two of us! Hearts!

Sakura is so heated she didn't notice that Naruto's head is bleeding again!

"WHA! SOMEONE! HELP! IT'S BLOOD! WHA!-"

"No one will answer you Sakura. The nurse said a while ago that she would just eat her lunch in the cafeteria." Sasuke finally spoke out of the blue.

Damn! I thought Sakura is the only one concerned for me and then, this Uchiha-chickened-haired-so-called-mr.-I.Q. is here too! This is just simply irksome!

Naruto's eyes are turning red-evil as he gazes into Sasuke's velvet iris. As a return, Sasuke had done the same stare to Naruto. Sakura noticed this airless looks and finally, she spokes.

"Hey guys! Why don't we eat lunch together! Since then, we're great teammates! Right!"

"You're just simply correct Sakura!"

...Except from that chicken-haired being!

Shut your smelly mouth, Blondie.

Bastard!

Dope.

Naruto's and Sasuke's eyes are in actual fact burning hell. It's like there signifying each other's words by telepathy.

"Com'on, ah, guyz… Let's eat now. I'm really hungry… He-"

Just stop looking at me, idiot Blondie.

Looks like I'm not giving up, chicken hair!

Fools...


To be continued...


:Hi there again! Hope you're do' in fine!

:If you examine this chapter, it's not really related compared to the summary. Sure, I'll fix it. It's just the first chapter and I can still fix it up. No need to worry!

:Surely, it's about children and romance but in here, the first thing that happened is an action genre. Weird though!

:Once again thank you for reading guy! Don't worry! I'll update as soon as possible. Deal!

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sakuramiyu