Disclaimer: If I owned Inuyasha, do you think I would rather type fan fictions, or draw mangas?...
Mission Impossible: The Switcheroo
Chapter 4: The Beginning of a Very Long Month...
It was a long day, as expected. The sun was beating down on our friends like the desert air; the atmosphere around them was simply humid and unbearable. But, even that, wasn't enough to describe what truly was the atmosphere like around the two Inu Brothers...
Inuyasha's pelt accidentally brushed against Sesshomaru's red haori, and as we all know, demon blood makes one... sensitive to ones surroundings. He growled, glaring at this brother, who was, unfortunately, in his own body.
"Kyoudai, keep your hands off!" Sesshomaru snapped at the brother who was staring at him as if he had just grown another head.
"Pardon, but I have not touched your repulsive body..." Inuyasha taunted, using the same flowery tongue Sesshomaru, himself was use to, by scanning through the youkai's memory bank.
However, unknown to both brothers, both were relieved that the other had learn their way of speaking so not to rise anymore... Strange suspicions...
"Yeah, and the monk is not completely perverted..." Sesshomaru snapped back. The ex-youkai's ears twitched at all the memories he had found after roaming his brothers memory bank a bit, that made them call the monk, a pervert.
"Hey!" Miroku shouted defensively before stopping. He either had to lie to people who could kill him, or admit of his disturbing ways... Since both was out of the question, the houshi decided to stay quiet, and sulk in defeat.
Sango and Kagome giggled softly to each other, as they watched Miroku's pride sink like a bag of rocks...
"Aw... Cheer up Miroku," Kagome sighed, prodding Miroku's head with one slender finger.
"Fine... Miroku moaned miserably, as he picked up his pace to regain his rightful position in the group. "I'll try for you girls..." He said sighing as his hand slowly crept down Sango's back until he reached his ever-so-desired location...
"Hentai!" Sango shouted at the top of her lungs while giving Miroku the highlight slap of his life. Kagome sweat dropped, as did Sesshomaru, who nearly raised a brow until Rin blurted out, "Sesshomaru-sama, what's a Hentai?..."
Everybody just stared at the young human girl until Inuyasha, who was really trying hard not to mess up, broke the silence with a collected sentence. "Er... Rin, I'll tell you another day..."
"But Rin- Er... I" Rin said, quickly correcting her use of pronouns, "I want to know now..." She gave Inuyasha those puppy eyes not neither Sesshomaru nor Inuyasha could resist.
"Rin, end of discussion, I'll tell you when you're older..." Inuyasha said, earning a sigh of relief from Sesshomaru. 'This kid's nothing but trouble... I almost pity Sesshomaru... Almost.'
'That wench has got to be the most irritating person on this whole stupid planet... I almost pity my brother... Almost.' Sesshomaru thought, dog ears pressing against his silvery mane. His crimson red haori flashed a shade of maroon as dark clouds began to cloud over head, literally stopping the bickering quartet, consisting of Rin, who wanted to know what Hentai means; Inuyasha, who really didn't want to say; Miroku, who kept insisting that he really wasn't perverted; and Sango, who really didn't say much except for the occasional sound of a demon bone boomerang smashing against the skull of a certain misfortunate houshi.
Kagome on the other hand, was perhaps the only one not acting like a complete idiot, with the exception of Sesshomaru, who just realized a storm was about to hit. Damn, this hanyou body was weak and frail...
Rin screamed as the first thunder bolt stuck, sounding like the roar of a mighty youkai, the lightning looked like streaks of white fire pillaring across the darkened sky. Rain began to pour down; torrents of cold water flew like jets from the sky.
"There's a village near by..." Sango suggested meekly, earning a rare nod of approval from Sesshomaru, who was now too wet to actually answer her with real words. As said before, Damn.
"Well, them, let's hurry before the child gets sick..." Miroku added, picking up the young child in his arms, and bean to run towards the village.
"Guys, hate to interrupt this 'let's-run-for-our-lives' thing, but that's Kaede's village you're referring to..." Kagome chimed in, as soon as they reached the foot of the village. No one seemed to heed her words, not like they had heard it to begin with. But they had realized as soon as they were greeted by an ever so sarcastic village miko, who came running out her hut with a board rested on her head to meet the new comers.
"Inuyasha! Kagome!" She yelled out, an elderly hand gestured for them to get closer. She let the unruly looking group.
"Yeah, Arigato, Kaede..." Miroku panted, resting down a small girl who refused to let go off his robes.... Which he didn't really mind of coarse.
"May we stay for the night, Kaede?..." Sango asked, earning yet another nod from Kaede.
"But..." Kaede said, breaking up the happy group. "I'm afraid there is not enough room in here. The two brothers will have to stay in the spare hut." Kaede's voice seemed to be filled with amusement.
"Pardon, but with him?!" Inuyasha protested, along with Sesshomaru grumbling.
"Yes, Sesshomaru, I presume, with your brother, Inuyasha." Kaede said ushering them to the spare hut.
"Ja mata, Sesshomaru-Sama!!" Rin greeted, clinging to Miroku's robes.
"Yes, I believe Inuyasha and Sesshomaru will behave themselves just fine..." Kagome reassured, a smirk flashing across her face, sending pricks down the brother's spines.
To be continued...
Author's Note: Geez, my computer is slow... Anyways, sorry for the delay (Again) But still, no one said sixth grade was easy... Anyways, keep the reviews coming!!! If you have any ideas for the plot of the story, feel free to tell me in a review! I'd like to know what you would like in the story... Ja ne!
-M. Hwang S.
