Inuyasha and Gang © Rumiko Takahashi

Mission Impossible: The Switcheroo

Chapter 15: Epilogue - Back to Square One?

InuTaisho sweat dropped, eye bugging out. "So all that we did…" He muttered slowly, slumping onto the ground in a slow, defeated doggish fashion, "Was just nonsensical crap that nearly killed one of ours sons…" He ended slowly.

Yuki was just staring at the screen, as both boys stormed away from each other again angrily. "…Yup. Guess so…"

Izayoi, who wouldn't usually paint the air around her blue, was showing the other two where Inuyasha inherited his 'extensive' vocabulary, and that it IS certainly possible that somebody is able to demonstrate more colorful language then Inuyasha…


"That was… Most unusual…" Sephiroth admitted, sipping a fizzy drink that Kagome had brought back from her era in a can. Sango nodded in agreement, chewing on an egg roll. The two brothers refused to have any of it; Except Inuyasha who insisted on having some long awaited ramen first; and began to skulk in respected sides of the field…

"At least… At least this outing wasn't TOO good for nothing… After all, we defeated Naraku… And we got the full jewel." Kagome said happily. "And I know just the wish to put on it…"

So she walked to the REAL hanyou. "Inuyasha...?" She asked, his ears shriveling towards her voice. "I was wondering if I could make a wish on the jewel…" Inuyasha looked at her.

"… Well…" He said, Kagome looking at him with bright puppy eyes, "… Sure." He said, giving in with a sigh. Kagome beamed at him.

"Arigato Inuyasha!" Kagome chirped, holding the jewel tightly, as she tried to make a selfless wish on it. "… Did it work?" She asked, after five minutes. The glowing had stopped.

"I don't know Kagome…" Shippo admitted, "What'd you wish for?"

"Yes! Yes! What'd you wish for...?" Miroku asked, with that funny look that spares you the penny from buying his thoughts. Sango smacked him over the head again, "Perv…" she muttered. Rin and Sephiroth laughed, and even Sesshomaru had to smirk slightly.

"Well…" Kagome started. "I wished that… That all of my friends could have their DEEPEST desires…" She smirked.

Inuyasha raised a brow. "Deepest desires...?" He repeated, walking over to the lake, and then screaming. Kagome giggled. "Shippo… What was your wish come true...?" Shippo merely looked at Kagome in awe. Kagome felt her ears, as she saw Shippo's line of sight. She paled. "Shippo… Why am I a kistune...?" She asked suddenly.

Shippo blushed. "I wanted you to be my hahaue…" he admitted, clambering onto her shoulder. Kagome smiled and hugged him. "Miroku… Sango... Why haven't you changed?"

Sango smiled. "Because that wasn't my wish to change… It was that Kohaku would come back…" Miroku hugged his soon to be wife. "And I wished Sango to be happy!"

Sephiroth nearly gagged. "As much as I love to see cheesy human love scenes; Note the Sarcasm here; I have better things to do…" She shivered at the thought of the further extent of Sango and Miroku's relationship. But she didn't get far until Kagome and Sango stopped her. They practically clung to her wings. "Sephi…" Kagome whined, having already developed a nickname for the demoness. "What was your own wish...?" Sango asked slyly, sensing that their girl was hiding something from them.

Sephiroth stiffened and automatically set blush… "Er… Well…" Rin popped up. "Rin wants to be a demon like Sesshomaru-sama!" She squealed, making Sesshomaru wince in pain… Sesshomaru sighed. "We can see…" Then he looked at Sephiroth with the same devious curiosity. "So… What WAS your wish...?"

"Er… You'll find out…" Sephiroth said, blushing another five tones deeper.

And so, our heroes went their separate ways, some leaving with a several migraine due to Rin's severe screeching… But most of all, each one left with a new found thought sunk deeply into their skulls…

'Oh my gosh! I sat him!'

'I cannot believe I actually got him… Kirara…?'

'He he… She's mine! All mine!' Obvious there.

'I hope he never finds out…'

'Sesshomaru –sama!'

'My brother is yet still to be a greater bastard…' This was shared by the thoughts of both brothers. So in a way, both brothers left with something or a part of his brother. Whether it be good, bad, shocking, or plain horrendous…

However, not every thing that day was good and righteous…


At the skeleton house…

"So… What do you want to do?..." Asked one of the wives. The other just shrugged, obviously not in a fairly good mood. Her usually neat silver mane lay in ruins on the top of her head. Dark bags hung under her eyes, as she had obviously not gotten enough sleep. The most disturbing thoughts would haunt her mind…

"Oh, cheer up! It is not as though we have lost…" The human said… But she soon decided to add something onto the end of her statement. "…Much."

Yuki gave a harsh moan. "UGH! Oh that's great! Let's take a recap here! We saw our sons fighting; Izayoi nodded; then we cast a spell on them! They get the hell driven out of them, and their sanity, if there was any in the first place, stolen away! Then, we find out my son is secretly in love with a bird demon, and some other evil demon comes up trying to destroy us all. Sesshomaru dies, Inuyasha breaks down, everybody cries. Inuyasha brings back Sesshomaru. Every one forgets about the war. We change them back, they use the jewel, and they are STILL FIGHTING!" The last part was a loud roar on Yuki's part. Jagged lines stretched across her cheeks.

InuTaisho held his ears. "Okay, enough, nothing to get upset over… What do we do now? Start again…?"

Izayoi perked up. Her face lit up as a smirk placed itself on her face. "Actually, that's not a bad idea…" She stated, a mischievous grin growing wider, and wider…

"Here we go again…" Yuki groaned.

-Truly the end-


Author's Note:
Hi! I had a fun time typing this and reading with you! Yes, this is the end of Mission Impossible: The Switcheroo… But do not worry! More brotherly goodness will come! Check out my other stories for more… However, as I promised, there will be a sequel. But I need your vote considering I can not make up my mind…

If possible, vote for one of these titles! They should give a clue to the story contents… XD

1.) Mission Impossible: The BIG Mistake.

2.) Mission Impossible: GAH!

Okay, maybe not that much information, but both are fairly amusing to read… I look forward to our next encounter! Good bye for now! JA!

M. Hwang Sess.