Luke was half way home to Coruscant. He had decided he didn't need a co-pilot because this ship was easy enough to maneuver. He had also received a message from Leia that told him that she was back from Hapes. Things could not have been going better for the young Jedi when he suddenly heard a large crash. He set the Falcon to autopilot and looked around. The door to the secret smuggling compartments was opening! Luke readied his lightsaber for whatever dangerous alien that had stashed its way inside. He glared but was even more surprised at what came out of the compartment.

"HAN SOLO?"

"Hiya, buddy old boy, Luke!"

"WHAT IN THE DICKENS ARE YOU DOING STILL ALIVE!"

"Isn't it great? I woke up and saw you being chased by a bunch of angry spiky head things so I hid in here! Where's Chewbacca?"

"HE'S DEAD, YOU IDJIT!

"Well, hey now. Could you please stop screaming?"

Luke didn't scream. He had fainted.

Luke awoke in a very white room. He looked around and saw he was in a very white bed. A very white person in very white clothes walked in.

"Good morning," she said in a very white voice. "How are you feeling?"

Luke sat upright. "What happened, nurse girl?"

"HMMPH! It is Nurse Mara Jade to you!"

Luke sighed. "Okay okay, Nurse MJ, would you mayhap tell me what happened to me?"

"You fainted aboard a ship and got a nasty cut on your noggin. That wondrous, delightful, smart, handsome, brave, cunning, captain of the ship brought you to me once the spaceship had landed at the rebel base on Coruscant. You have just woken up from a 10 hour coma! And beside the fact that you cracked you head open, you have one foot, a robotic hand, broken ribs, broken back, two sprained wrists, and broken nose, and a bruised everywhere-else!" She glared. "You must take better care of your body!" The nurse took off her very white hat and very red locks fell out of it. It looked just like the girl in Luke's dream! Before Luke could react he blurted out:

"YOU SAY I'M ON CORUSCANT?"

"That's right, my an---- Hey, where are you going, patient?"

Luke jumped out of bed and sped as fast as he could down the hallway. He must find Leia! He must find Leia!

"There she is!"

Leia was walking and looked lovely in a green and purple dress. Her hair was done in an more elaborate fashion then Luke had ever seen it before. Just as he was about to go up to her he saw that holding onto her arm was Han Solo!

"Hey, there's Luke!"

"Hello, Luke. It's nice to see you again."

"H-hi there, Leia. You look f-faboulous!"

"Doesn't she looks nifty in her Hapes outfit? She got the style when she was at Hapes for her diplomatic mission!"

"Oh, Hannie Wannie!"

"Did you have a nice time with the Hapans, Leia?"

"Oh, it was absolutely SPLENDID! But I couldn't bear being away from my Soloums! Talking about my sweet Han, did you thank him, Luke, for saving your life when you hit your head? Luke?"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

Luke had admitted defeat. It was obvious now, Han and Leia were in love. And Han was invincible. He had tried and tried to kill Han to win Leia, and as much as he pined for her, it was impossible. He could not get Leia. No matter how hard he tried.

Two days later, Luke and Leia were having a friendly luncheon.

"Han should be along shortly," said Leia.

"What a bundle of joy."

Suddenly the red-haired nurse came running in screaming. "HAN! HAN SOLO! HAN SOLO IS DEAD! HE TRIPPED AND IS DEAD! OH HELP! HELP US FOR THE GREAT SOLO IS DEAD!"

"WHAT?" shriek Leia.

"Han Solo is what?"

"DEAD! DEAD I TELL YOU! DEAD! HE TRIPPED ON A ROCK AND LANDED ON HIS HEAD AND IS DEAD! HAN SOLO IS DEAD!"

"H-he tripped on a rock and died?" Luke could not believe it. I tried to throw him off a cliff but he didn't die. I tried to starve him in the desert but he didn't die. I tried to feed him to a sarlacc and he didn't die! The Tuskens couldn't kill him BUT HE TRIPS ON A ROCK AND DIES! Luke screamed loudly. "I SUFFERED GREATLY BUT ALL I HAD TO DO IS LAY A BLOODY ROCK IN FRONT OF HIM TO KILL HIM?"

"He is quite clumsy," moaned Leia. Her eyes were shiny but a single tear did not fall from them.

"Leia," Luke said settling down. "How are you holding up?"

"I'm sad of course," she said. "But aw well, you know, I'm kind of relieved."

"WHAT? RELIEVED?"

"Don't get me wrong of course! I mean I really liked Han. He was charming, and nice, and brave...but I've found another."

"Another?"

"Yes. He's been with me for a while but I haven't seen it till now. I'm truly in love with another."

"W-who is this other?"

"Well, he's got blonde hair..."

"I have blonde hair!"

"And he's very kind..."

"I'm very kind!"

"And he cares..."

"I CARE!" Luke could not believe it. Could it be that Leia was really in love with him?

"I couldn't be with this person because that would hurt Han too much but now that's he's gone..." Yes, it must be Luke she was in love with! "I see I can start a meaningful relationship with Prince Isolder, prince of Hapes!"

"Luke?"

"Isolder?"

"Yes, I met him when I went to Hapes. I stayed longer to be with him. I was worried that Han would take it hard. I must leave now, Luke. Prince Isolder should be here soon to start planning our wedding! Thanks for being such a great friend!" Leia kissed his cheek and left. Luke put his head down on the table and bathed in his own despair. Soon See-threepio came and sat down by Luke.

"Master Luke, isn't the weather today just fantastic?"

"Yes, yes. Just plain Hantastic."

THE END!