pt.8
(Sloane's office)
Carl: Sydney is the mole!
Sloane: Dude! Quite yelling! Your spitting all over me.
Carl: So what are we going to do?
Sloane: (looking over some files) About what?
Carl: About Sydney!
Sloane: Sydney, Australia?
Carl: I went ahead and sent a message out on server 5 that you were going to have Sydney assassinated.
Sloane: Who did you get to do the job?
Carl: You do realize Sydney's not going to be assassinated. It's only a fake job.
Sloane: I know that but did you get a big burly guy? Or is it one of those tall skinny creepy fellows? You know, maybe we should start hiring women to assassinate people. I've always wanted that one wrestler..uh..Chyna! Yeah, I've always wanted to hire her. She's a lot tougher lookin than Sydney. Of course, if I ever had her fiance killed, she would literally kick my ass.
(at a lab)
Will: Hey! You wanna go see a movie?
Dude: Sure, how about Men in Black?
Will: Nah, I was thinking Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood!
Dude: (Looks at him)
Will: I mean..we should go see it...cause there would be alot of..fly honeys in that theater.
Dude: Oh my God! Where did you get that pin at. It's to die for!
Will: I found it..I mean, when I was making out with this chick, Kate Jones, she gave it to me. Yeah, she gave it to me.
Dude: Let me see that (takes it and examines it) It has a microphone in it.
Will: Are we on hidden camera. If I knew I was going to be on t.v. I would have had my hair done or something.
Dude: Why did she give you this?
Will: Because she was quite taken with my masculine charm.
Dude: No, really. Wait...she didn't give this to you. Did she?
Will: No. I broke into her car and took it. But can you blame me. It goes with almost everything in my wardrobe!
(secret room in CIA building. Jack bursts in)
Vaughn: Oh no! There gonna kill her. I can't watch.
Jack: What the hell is going on in here?
Vaughn: Hey! You swore!
Weiss: We have reason to believe that there is a hit put out on Sydney.
Vaughn: Hit? I thought you said she was gonna be killed.
Jack: Sloane sent it out on server 5 because he knew it was the least secured. If Sydney is pulled out, he'll know she's a double agent. He's not going to have her killed. It's a test!
Vaughn: Damn! I don't like tests.
CIA agent: She's entered the park.
Jack: Call off your men!
CIA agent: Do you want me to tell them to hold?
Weiss: Tell the men to hold!
Vaughn: (singing) It's raining men, hallelujah, it's raining men! (looks around) Sorry.
CIA agent: Shooter spotted. He's heading towards Sydney.
Weiss: I hope your right, Jack.
Vaughn: I can't watch (closes his eyes) Tell me when it's over.
CIA: The shooter has passed. Sydney has exited the park.
Vaughn: Whew, that was scary. I thought I was gonna pee my pants. (looks down) Spoke too soon.
(Sloane's office)
Carl: Sydney is the mole!
Sloane: Dude! Quite yelling! Your spitting all over me.
Carl: So what are we going to do?
Sloane: (looking over some files) About what?
Carl: About Sydney!
Sloane: Sydney, Australia?
Carl: I went ahead and sent a message out on server 5 that you were going to have Sydney assassinated.
Sloane: Who did you get to do the job?
Carl: You do realize Sydney's not going to be assassinated. It's only a fake job.
Sloane: I know that but did you get a big burly guy? Or is it one of those tall skinny creepy fellows? You know, maybe we should start hiring women to assassinate people. I've always wanted that one wrestler..uh..Chyna! Yeah, I've always wanted to hire her. She's a lot tougher lookin than Sydney. Of course, if I ever had her fiance killed, she would literally kick my ass.
(at a lab)
Will: Hey! You wanna go see a movie?
Dude: Sure, how about Men in Black?
Will: Nah, I was thinking Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood!
Dude: (Looks at him)
Will: I mean..we should go see it...cause there would be alot of..fly honeys in that theater.
Dude: Oh my God! Where did you get that pin at. It's to die for!
Will: I found it..I mean, when I was making out with this chick, Kate Jones, she gave it to me. Yeah, she gave it to me.
Dude: Let me see that (takes it and examines it) It has a microphone in it.
Will: Are we on hidden camera. If I knew I was going to be on t.v. I would have had my hair done or something.
Dude: Why did she give you this?
Will: Because she was quite taken with my masculine charm.
Dude: No, really. Wait...she didn't give this to you. Did she?
Will: No. I broke into her car and took it. But can you blame me. It goes with almost everything in my wardrobe!
(secret room in CIA building. Jack bursts in)
Vaughn: Oh no! There gonna kill her. I can't watch.
Jack: What the hell is going on in here?
Vaughn: Hey! You swore!
Weiss: We have reason to believe that there is a hit put out on Sydney.
Vaughn: Hit? I thought you said she was gonna be killed.
Jack: Sloane sent it out on server 5 because he knew it was the least secured. If Sydney is pulled out, he'll know she's a double agent. He's not going to have her killed. It's a test!
Vaughn: Damn! I don't like tests.
CIA agent: She's entered the park.
Jack: Call off your men!
CIA agent: Do you want me to tell them to hold?
Weiss: Tell the men to hold!
Vaughn: (singing) It's raining men, hallelujah, it's raining men! (looks around) Sorry.
CIA agent: Shooter spotted. He's heading towards Sydney.
Weiss: I hope your right, Jack.
Vaughn: I can't watch (closes his eyes) Tell me when it's over.
CIA: The shooter has passed. Sydney has exited the park.
Vaughn: Whew, that was scary. I thought I was gonna pee my pants. (looks down) Spoke too soon.
