Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

A tall, black haired boy slipped on black skin tight underwear and pants onto his firmly muscled body, then tousled his hair tiredly.

She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb

In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

He then put on a tight black polyester muscle shirt, covering the tattoo of a sinister looking angel with a scythe on his back. He also wrapped black bandages around his hands then flexed them a few times before tying the cloth off.

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running

After that, he hopped into a pair of black cargo pants, and strapped two black belts with silver studs and multiple sheaths around the top of the pants.

Didn't make sense not to live for fun

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Finally, he put on a titanium breast plate, over which he placed a fencing jacket dyed black, with a golden cross with a blade in the place of the lower arm and the words "Dark Angel- Golden Dagger Clan" below the picture. It also had silver studs on the reinforced neck guard and on the wrists.

So much to do so much to see

So what's wrong with taking the back streets

He zipped up the jacket, and finished the ensemble by wrapping two more belts crosswise his torso, one from his right should to the left side of his waist, and one the other way.

You'll never know if you don't go

You'll never shine if you don't glow

He headed to the bathroom to clean up a bit before he headed out. Up to this point his eyes had half been closed, but after he splashed his face with water we woke up a bit more and was greeted with his reflection.

Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play

Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid

He was handsome, with raven black hair and emerald green eyes. His looks had a hint of enigma added to them by a thin, lightning bolt shaped scar over his right eye. His name was Harry Potter, and he was finally going to Hogwarts.

And all that glitters is gold

Only shooting stars break the mold

The only things that marred his visage were a steel band just above his forehead and at the bottom of his hair line, and another scar on his left eye, that slashed vertically from above it to below it, two inches each way. Luckily it hadn't injured his eye.

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder

You're bundled up now but wait 'til you get older

He finished washing up, and headed back to the bedroom. He grabbed two large objects and a third huge on. He slid one of the large ones into its holder on his back, then strapped the huge with (with the second large object strapped to the back of it) to his torso tightly.

After that, he placed metal gloves on his hands, to protect them as much as the rest of his body.

But the meteor men beg to differ

Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

He walked out of the hotel room, and went to the man running the desk. The man stared at him for a moment, then started to reach for the phone to call the police. Harry whispered "Meta-flame" and made some rapid hand movements before touching his hand to the man's temple and pulling a silvery substance out and shaking it out into the air. The man looked blank for a moment, then said "Have a nice day"

The ice we skate is getting pretty thin

The waters getting warm so you might as well swim

The fifteen year old hopped on his bike, before using meta-flame once again to make himself look like an older man, but without the accoutrements. He didn't want to get arrested, after all. After he reached the area he wanted to, he hid himself, then muttered, "Light-Speed"

My world's on fire how about yours

That's the way I like it and I never get bored

Once again, Minerva McGonagall was having a very, very bad day. After Harry Potter had disappeared from his house at the age of 5, they had spent years and millions of galleons looking for him. Unfortunately, they had never found him.

Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play

Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid

Unfortunately they had not been able to. Albus had hoped that he would show up for his first year, but he hadn't. He had held that hope, it, and everyone elses hope was pretty much gone. It had been ten years since he had disappeared, after all. Once again, he wasn't on the train OR with the first year students.

And all that glitters is gold

Only shooting stars break the mold

Dumbledore surveyed the students and sighed. Once again, Harry Potter hadn't shown. He had hoped we would come, but once again, he didn't. His plans were shot. He hadn't been able to sculpt Harry's persona correctly…who knows how he had developed.

Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play

Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid

Snape smirked, seeing that the so-called Boy Who Lived hadn't shown up again. He was quite happy, but it was to be short lived.

And all that glitters is gold

Only shooting stars break the mold

Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody was in a very, very good mood. Unlike Serverus, who was happy because Potter wasn't there, Moody knew the man who Harry had been staying with and knew he had shown up. If the man was right, he would enter quite impressively.

Somebody once asked could you spare some change for gas

I need to get myself away from this place

Many of the other teachers simply did not care. One other who did, though, was Filius Flitwick, who also knew of Harry's impending arrival.

I said yep what a concept

I could use a little fuel myself

And we could all use a little change

The Deputy Headmistress finished up with the sorting, and went up to the staff table as Dumbledore stood up and the low rumble from the students ceased.

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running

"To our new students, welcome to Hogwarts. To the rest of you, welcome back! I certainly hope that you had a good summer, and that this year will be as enjoyable as those that preceded it. We have a new course being offered this year. Some of you will receive invitations to it tomorrow."

Didn't make sense not to live for fun

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

There was a short murmur from the students about this, but they quieted down as Albus raised his hands in a placating gesture. "The teacher was recommended by a very distinguished wizard in America. Though he did not tell me the new teachers name, he assured me he was very capable and that I would be surprised." He cocked his head for a moment.

So much to do so much to see

So what's wrong with taking the back streets

THOOM. The students looked startled at the noise, and the teachers stood up, pulling out their wands. THOOM. The students started to look scared, and the teachers aimed their wands at the door.

You'll never know if you don't go

You'll never shine if you don't glow

The door exploded outwards, leaving an odd silhouette illuminated by the lightning. It appeared to be humanoid, but the head was extremely tall and blocky, and the shoulders extended out and were also blocky.

Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play

Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid

"How's that for a welcoming party" the hooded figure muttered. He wheeled in a beautiful bike in, black and silver with runes painted on it. He actually was human but there was an odd silhouette for a reason. Strapped to his back was a sword with a 6 foot long blade that was a foot wide, and had a foot long metal handle wrapped in red leather. Behind that was a very large metal cross all in black with a white cloth wrapping around the two axis. On either arm was a two foot long gun that looked like they might have once been .45 caliber hand guns. Another gun could be seen poking out from the back of the cross. Seeing the looks thrown at him, he smiled. However his eyes were still hidden.

"I'm the new student, and teacher of the new class." He pulled off his hood, and the entire room gasped, with many girls fainting (including Professor McGonagall, except for different reasons), and Dumbledore half falling to his seat.

And all that glitters is gold

Only shooting stars break the mold

He smirked "You asked for Harry Potter. Well, he's finally here."