pt.15

(Vaughn's office-Weiss enters)
Weiss: Hey, do you want some pizza?
Vaughn: No thanks.
Weiss: Good. I already ate it all. Barnett want's to see you.
Vaughn: That cute blonde?
Weiss: Yeah.
Vaughn: (runs out of his office)

(Prison-Will enters)
Will: (starts getting frisked by security guard) Ooohh. A little lower.
Security Guard: (stops) Uh..you can go on ahead now.
Will: (enters room-sits down infront of glass window)
David: (sits down)
Will: (looks at him) Hey good lookin, what you've got cookin?

(Barnett's office-Vaughn enters)
Barnett: Good afternoon Vaughn. Why don't you have a seat.
Vaughn: (sits down on couch)
Barnett: Is there anything you would like to share with me?
Vaughn: I have this nasty rash....but I don't think you'd really want it.
Barnett: No! No, I meant about Sydney Bristow.
Vaughn: I don't think she'd want it either!
Barnett: Oh god. Um...I meant..is there anything you would like to discuss with me regarding Sydney Bristow.
Vaughn: No, ooh..are those lollipops? (points to the jar of candy on her desk)
Barnett: Yes. (gives him one) How often do you meet with Sydney Bristow?
Vaughn: (starts counting on his fingers) Um..1..2..3..9..5..(starts over) 1...2..
Barnett: Okay, moving on. Would you say you guys are friends?
Vaughn: Sydney's not a guy.
Barnett: (sighs) I better be getting a pay raise. Would you say you and Sydney are friends.
Vaughn: I don't know. Everytime I suggest we go get manicures or get coordinating outfits, she says no.
Barnett: Did you purchase a Christmas gift for Syndey Bristow?
Vaughn: Purchase?
Barnett: Did you buy Sydney a christmas gift?
Vaughn: Yeah. Oh, sorry. I didn't know you wanted one too.
Barnett: What did you buy Sydney Bristow?
Vaughn: Well, I went to Victoria Secrets
Barnett: (gasps)
Vaughn: but I didn't know if she liked lace or silk, so I got her a poster of spiderman! Wait...how did you know about that? Are you related to Miss Cleo!?!
Barnett: No, we've been recieving reports from someone inside the CIA.
Vaughn: Oh. Ooohhh. Yeah, I don't get it.