(Sydney's house)

Sydney: (hears knock at door-answers it) Hi Dad.

Jack:(walks in) Hey, how's it going?

Sydney: Good. What are you doing here?

Jack: Nothin much. Just in the neighborhood.

Sydney: Well if you came to talk about mom and how you had her killed without even telling me and without any regard to my emotional well being let alone my sanity and personal values and …..

Jack: Will you shut up. I'm actually here to see if that roommate of yours is home.

Sydney: You mean my half-sister Nadia?

Jack: Yeah, is that her name? Is she around? I just happen to have two reservations at the most expensive restaurant in town and I just got my prescription filled.

Sydney: She's out with Weiss.

Jack: That chubby guy! Why, I'm gonna kick his ass.

Vaughn: (walks in) Hey Sydney, I'm back with dinner. Lets see, one happy meal for me and a piece of lettuce with non-fat dressing for you. (sees Jack) Hey Mr. Bristow.

Jack: Hello Vaughn.

Vaughn: Mmm..I don't know how to say this but I'm not really into kinky stuff, at least not with parents.

Sydney: What?

Vaughn: Well there's candles and wine, you, Jack, me. All alone in this big empty house.

(CIA underground office-meeting room)

Sloane: Ok, so we have a big, big mission ahead of us, well, actually ahead of you Syd. Mmm…(starts looking at his nails)

Sydney: (coughs)

Sloane: (still looking at his nails)

Sydney: (throws a pencil at him)

Sloane: Huh. What? Oh yeah. So this dude's name is Sergie or something. I don't know. Who names there kid Sergie? Anyhoo, anyone catch the new American Idol?

Jack:(giving Weiss an evil stare)

Weiss: What? Do I have mustard on my shirt again?

Vaughn: You got hot dogs again without me!

Marshall: I think Sloane meant to turn the floor over to me. So, the October Contingent is looking for new recruits and they have this machine that has electromagnetic pulses….

Jack: (thinking about Nadia in handcuffs with a whip)

Wiess: (thinking about Nadia and Sydney in handcuffs with a whip)

Sloane: (thinking-"I'm buffer than Vaughn. At least I hope so. My pecks could use some work. Maybe I'll get the number of that Richard Simons guy. He's in really good shape")

Nadia: (thinking-I am so the prettier sister. Why does Jack keep twitching his eye at me?)

Vaughn: (thinking-"I Love you, You Love Me, We're a Happy…uh…..")

Marshall: …..so, in conclusion, Sydney and Vaughn, you'll be moving to Moscow to live with the October Contingent.

Everyone: (jerks) What?

(Moscow)

Sydney: (in Russian accent) We are the new recruits. We are here to serve you.

Vaughn: (trying to speak Russian) A blah blah blah, click-click oogie boogie cluck-cluck

Sergie: (looks at them) Get in the van.

Vaughn: Cool. Can I drive?