pt. 22

(CIA Underground)

Sloane: Dix..(laughs)..Dix..(laughs). Dixon, I've heard that you've been checking up on me.

Dixon: Perhaps I have.

Sloane: Why?

Dixon: Because you're evil and you killed my wife.

Sloane: No. That's all in the past my brother. There must be something else. Wait. Oh, I get it. It's because I'm white, isn't it.

Dixon: No, not at all.

Sloane: You can just tell me. You don't like me because I'm white.

Dixon: That's not it at all.

Sloane: I know I'm pale! Alright! I've been going to the tanners, using that self tanning lotion, its just not working. Ok. I know how you feel. I can't stand to look at myself in those tennis skirts with these white little legs peeking out beneath either. It disgusts me too.

Jack: Hey Vaughn. I have something very serious to ask you.

Vaughn: Ok. Look at my Sims 2. Right now I'm having a threesome with Sydney and Nadia.

Jack: Nadia, let me see. (looks at screen) It's all blurry. Anyways, I need you to go see Sark,

Vaughn: No way. I've seen Jaws. I don't want some shark biting off my leg.

Jack: Not a shark. Sark. The guy your wife was sleeping with. He works for the Covenant.

Vaughn: Oh, that guy with the accent. (pulls out a translation book from his desk)

Jack: What's that?

Vaughn: Duh, my translation book. He's from England, how else am I going to understand what he's saying.

Jack: Ok, you need to find out information about the Covenant and some bomb their working on.

Vaughn: (furrowing his brow) Which way do I look smarter? This way.. (furrows left brow) or this way (furrows right brow)

Jack: Mmm..let me see the left one again.

(The other side of the office)

Nadia: I think it's so great we're sending out Christmas cards this year. This is my first Christmas with my family and..

Sydney: (holding two Christmas cards) Yeah, so anyways. Which card do you like better. (holds them up-one has a picture of Lauren's tombstone, the other is Lauren's tombstone but with Sydney standing next to it with a thumbs up)

Nadia: That's kind of morbid, isn't it?

Sydney: (looking at them) You're right. I should have gotten the whole office together to pose next to her tombstone, I do look silly, you know, just me giving it a thumbs up. I'll go post some flyers for the photo shoot.