The collection of texts held by Wolfram and Hart's Los Angeles branch dwarfed that of the Los Angeles County Library. It's safe to make this assumption as the Los Angeles County Library was actual a small portion of Wolfram & Hart's overall collection. The system was imperfect, alas. Whenever a book was checked out, it became unavailable to the templates that called up the information.
This quirk wasn't nearly as problematic as it might sound. Most of the truly important texts with the kind of mystical know-how that could turn your brain into a chocolate sundae were held at a different facility. Thus, the only people who ever had any real difficulties were the cheeky Mystical Texts interns who "borrowed" a template to read the new Harry Potter novel early. Wesley Wyndam-Pryce, the head of Mystical Texts, frowned on this practice, but he frowned on most practices not directly related to the rather prosaic task of saving the world.
Wolfram & Hart's most important texts were held in a stronghold located several dozen feet below a parking garage in West Hollywood. There was a single entrance behind one of the stairwells. Which stairwell this was depended on a number of factors, including the position of the stars, certain mystical confluences, and how much money Brad Pitt's last movie took in. Currently, the doorway was behind the southeast stair, so Mr. Pitt was obviously enjoying a very good year.
It was a rare occurence that a book was actually removed from this secure location. For one thing, the convenience of templates meant that the text itself (usually the important bit of the book) could be called up without ever handling the book itself. They could call up any work in the collection, cross-indexed to a degree that would make a reference librarian wet herself.
Additionally, the stronghold was heavily warded and booby-trapped. One false move and an intruder could be turned into a substance resembling grape jam. Indeed, only two people could successfully pass all the hazards. Wyndam-Pryce was one of them -- being the head of the department, it was a no-brainer.
The other person with access to the books was Jasper Holliday, a nebbish who insisted that he qualified as a full librarian despite having only modest training. As a teenager, he had reshelved books at a local library for very little money, and once he'd helped someone locate a copy of The Runaway Summer of Davie Shaw by Mario Puzo. Holliday's official title was Reference Custodian, but he told his friends down at the Boar's Head Bar & Grill that he was an Information Services Specialist. They didn't particularly care one way or the other.
If a book's physical form had some mystical property that was necessary for whatever do-gooder mission Wolfram & Hart was on at the moment, it was Jasper's duty to fetch the text and deliver it to the office. He did so in a well-used blue '98 Neon, which got great gas mileage but was rather useless for traversing the necessary distance in anything resembling haste (and especially not around lunchtime). Twice a company car had been given to Jasper to decrease waiting times, and twice a company car had been returned in twisted bits of metal and plastic.
It was rumored that Jasper's long-term exposure to a great number of conflicting magickal tomes had left him with a variety of unfortunate curses, such as the inability to drive anything but a well-used blue '98 Neon.
Not knowing what other peculiarities had befallen Jasper, employees took special care to avoid him in his rare visits to the offices. Jasper often mistook the fearful dash to the other side of the lobby as awed respect for his position.
At the moment, a PR coordinator was leaping headfirst into an empty office, crashing into a row of office chairs that had been shoved there as an imperfect storage solution. Jasper observed this action with a small smile and thanked whatever hellgods he needed to that information services were still treated with reverence.
Jasper's gait was really more of a slow lunge, his reddish brown hair leading the rest of him. His eyes strained to register everything ahead (usually lawyers moving out of his way with the grace of boulders) and occassionally fell to watch his Converse All-Stars pad across the floor. Tucked under his arm was a book that gleamed with decrepit age.
He reached the double doors that lead to Angel's office and knocked firmly. This was his first time delivering to the head honcho himself, and his smile became wider at the prospect of meeting the man.
"What is it?" an annoyed voice asked.
"Jasper Holliday, Information Services Specialist!" He straightened up and attempted to look proud.
"The research custodian," Wesley Wyndam-Pryce noted on the other side of the door. "Do come in, Jasper."
Jasper flung the doors open and marched into the room with the bravado of a private trying on the general's medals. He made eye contact with the glowering vampire sitting at the desk. "Sir, it's an absolute pleasure to--"
A tall black man in a pinstripe suit crossed his arms. "Hold up a sec, I was sayin' something before you knocked." The man turned back to Angel. "All I'm sayin' is, I don't know if the Lazarus Codex is gonna be enough. I say we hit 'em with a cease and desist, muck 'em up in the courts for a while. That should give us enough time to shut down their apocalypse."
"Can you do that in just two hours, Gunn?" Angel asked. "Because the Khariki Clan complete the ritual to raise the Prime Avatar at sundown. Besides, we have the book now."
"Indeed," Wesley said, taking the book from Jasper. "The seal on the cover should... Where's the seal on the cover?"
Jasper shook his head. "I don't know, sir. I don't think there was one."
Wesley flipped through the book and frowned. "This isn't the Lazarus Codex. It's the Lazarey Codex."
"Uh, oops." Jasper swallowed hard.
Angel stood and stomped over to look at the book. "Is this going to be any help at all?"
"No, it mostly pertains to demonic plagues. I don't believe I've had to call it up once since we've arrived." Wesley sighed.
"Do you have any idea what you've done?" Angel's jaw went so tight, Jasper was afraid his cheeks would collapse.
"Don't suppose there's anyway he can go back, get the right codex, and get it to us by the deadline?" Gunn asked.
"Not a chance. He has a peculiar relationship with cars," Wesley said, glaring at Jasper. "I'll take a helicopter, bypass traffic."
Jasper, for his part, felt deeply uncomfortable. "Sir, it was an honest mistake."
"There have been quite a few honest mistakes of late, Mr. Holliday. Bringing the wrong book is the least of them. When you misfiled the Ni'Quan Prophecies, it took four hours to clear out the Grixnar infestation."
"That was his fault?" Angel asked, pointing. "They completely shredded the lobby."
"Mr. Holliday, I'm going to have let you go. This is the last bungle I'm willing to tolerate."
"But sir..."
"Payroll will mail you your last check. Good day."
Jasper fought back tears as he darted to the elevator. He hit the button and waited, hardly able to control his sobs. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Wesley hand the book to Harmony, giving her explicit instructions on how to access the underground stronghold in West Hollywood. Harmony nodded a bunch of times and assured Wesley that she had it "totally in hand."
Jasper watched her vacant eyes regard the book with slight disgust. A bitter smile stretched across his lips. Never trust a receptionist to do an Information Services Specialist's job.
