pt.24
(Later on in the CIA Underground office)
Vaughn: (on the phone) I've already told you Sark. Stop calling me Lauren. My name is Vaughn. What am I wearing. Um..a dress shirt and a blazer……I took off the blonde wig cause it was itching.
Weiss: Hey buddy.
Vaughn: (hangs up) Hey buddy.
Weiss: So, honestly, do you think Nadia is in to me?
Vaughn: Huh?
Weiss: Do you think Nadia likes me?
Vaughn: I don't know.
Weiss: Well…how do I find out if she likes me? Give me some advice.
Vaughn: Ok, first of all, you'll wanna….
(Across the room)
Jack: Sydney, Sloane and I are going to be out of town for a few days.
Sydney: Ok. What are you going to be doing?
Jack: Do I pry into your business?
Sydney: Well, actually yes.
Jack: I think your boyfriend is going to electrocute himself!
Sydney: (turns around)
Jack: (runs off)
Sydney: (turns back around) Dad?
(Secret Warehouse)
Sydney: Dixon, are you sure that Sloane is up to something?
Dixon: I'm positive. He's been making contacts with the Blackwell Index.
Sydney: Finally, we have him right where we want him. Wait, my dad is going out of town with Sloane. Do you think their in on it together? (hears something)
Dixon: What's that?
(They look around-find Vaughn, Marshall, and Sark sitting at a table eating eggs and drinking tea)
(Sydney's House)
Sydney: (in her bedroom-yelling) I'm not gonna let Sark watch!
Vaughn: Oh come on. Sark is lonely. Besides, you owe me. Remember last week when you threw away my sensual message oils and broke my video camera!
Sydney: Just give him her corpse to enjoy!
Vaughn: (get's an idea and leaves)
(a little while later there's a knock at the front door)
Nadia: (answers the door) Weiss, what are you doing here?
Weiss: I just have a little surprise for you. (hands her a gift)
Nadia: Thank you. (unwraps it-it's a Spider Man poster) What the hell kind of gift is this?
Weiss: Darn it. Vaughn said this would work. Hold on…(thinking) Oh ok. Say what about dinner.
Nadia: What?
Weiss: Just say it.
Nadia: What about dinner?
Weiss: We can always reheat.
Nadia: (stares at him-slams the door shut)
Weiss: (kicks the door) Way to go Weiss. You totally blew it. Vaughn specifically told you to get her drunk first before using the reheat line. (slaps himself) Stupid.
Jack: (appears from behind the bushes) You're clearly a beginner.
Weiss: (jumps) Holy, when did you get here?
Jack: I have my ways and remember, I'm always watching you.
Sydney: (hollering) Dad, did you finish trimming the bushes?
Jack: Yes honey.
