pt.24

(Later on in the CIA Underground office)

Vaughn: (on the phone) I've already told you Sark. Stop calling me Lauren. My name is Vaughn. What am I wearing. Um..a dress shirt and a blazer……I took off the blonde wig cause it was itching.

Weiss: Hey buddy.

Vaughn: (hangs up) Hey buddy.

Weiss: So, honestly, do you think Nadia is in to me?

Vaughn: Huh?

Weiss: Do you think Nadia likes me?

Vaughn: I don't know.

Weiss: Well…how do I find out if she likes me? Give me some advice.

Vaughn: Ok, first of all, you'll wanna….

(Across the room)

Jack: Sydney, Sloane and I are going to be out of town for a few days.

Sydney: Ok. What are you going to be doing?

Jack: Do I pry into your business?

Sydney: Well, actually yes.

Jack: I think your boyfriend is going to electrocute himself!

Sydney: (turns around)

Jack: (runs off)

Sydney: (turns back around) Dad?

(Secret Warehouse)

Sydney: Dixon, are you sure that Sloane is up to something?

Dixon: I'm positive. He's been making contacts with the Blackwell Index.

Sydney: Finally, we have him right where we want him. Wait, my dad is going out of town with Sloane. Do you think their in on it together? (hears something)

Dixon: What's that?

(They look around-find Vaughn, Marshall, and Sark sitting at a table eating eggs and drinking tea)

(Sydney's House)

Sydney: (in her bedroom-yelling) I'm not gonna let Sark watch!

Vaughn: Oh come on. Sark is lonely. Besides, you owe me. Remember last week when you threw away my sensual message oils and broke my video camera!

Sydney: Just give him her corpse to enjoy!

Vaughn: (get's an idea and leaves)

(a little while later there's a knock at the front door)

Nadia: (answers the door) Weiss, what are you doing here?

Weiss: I just have a little surprise for you. (hands her a gift)

Nadia: Thank you. (unwraps it-it's a Spider Man poster) What the hell kind of gift is this?

Weiss: Darn it. Vaughn said this would work. Hold on…(thinking) Oh ok. Say what about dinner.

Nadia: What?

Weiss: Just say it.

Nadia: What about dinner?

Weiss: We can always reheat.

Nadia: (stares at him-slams the door shut)

Weiss: (kicks the door) Way to go Weiss. You totally blew it. Vaughn specifically told you to get her drunk first before using the reheat line. (slaps himself) Stupid.

Jack: (appears from behind the bushes) You're clearly a beginner.

Weiss: (jumps) Holy, when did you get here?

Jack: I have my ways and remember, I'm always watching you.

Sydney: (hollering) Dad, did you finish trimming the bushes?

Jack: Yes honey.