pt.26

(on the other side of the train-Sydney is in the professor's room)

Sydney: (standing in sexy lingerie) Is it hot in here? I might have to take some layers off.

Professor: (not noticing her) You can turn the thermostat down if you'd like.

Sydney: (rolls her eyes-start undressing herself)

Professor: Would you mind doing that in the bathroom. (starts playing 'I Will Survive' on his laptop and sings along)

Sydney:(goes to bathroom-talks thru earpiece) We have a problem.

Weiss: What?

Sydney: This guy is totally gay. So unless I grow a thingy we're not gonna get the code.

Weiss: (rubs his face) Ok. Ok. Wait, I have a plan.

Sydney: (meets Weiss in the hallway) What's this?

Weiss: (holding Sark) Give him your lingerie.

Sark: Oh boy. That looks like fabulous material. And I just acquired a necklace that would look stunning with that ensemble.

(Vaughn comes running down the hallway with two big heavy guys chasing him-stops when he gets to Sydney)

Vaughn: (still wearing 3D glasses) Sydney, we have a problem. (one of the guys starts to hit Vaughn) Cool. Its like your fist is coming right at me. Owww!

(Angola)

Jack: I'm here to see Sasha.

Soldier: Ok. (grabs him)

Jack: Hey now, let go. You're wrinkling my outfit.

Soldier: (leads Jack to Sasha's place)

Jack: Thank you kind sir (tips him a dollar)

Soldier: (walking away) Cheap bstard.

Sasha: Jacky, my boy. What a surprise.

Jack: Sasha, so nice to see you.

Sasha: Oh, the old days are coming back to me. Tee-peeing Sloane's house, taking little Sydney to the shooting range instead of the zoo, that night I spent with Irena…

Jack: What?

Sasha: Uh, nothing. I'd like to introduce you to my wife.

Jack: Well hello there gorgeous (kisses her hand)

Sasha: Jack, lets go to my office.

Jack: Ok (walks away-turns back and winks at Sasha's wife)

(In his office)

Sasha: So Jack, what can I do for you?

Jack: I bet your wife is an animal in bed.

Sasha: Excuse me?

Jack: (suddenly remembers) Oh right, uh could you turn around.

Sasha: Ok. (turns around)

Jack: (chokes him from behind and then leaves office)

Guard: Is everything alright?

Jack: Ah yes, Sasha said he wants to be left alone and to have his wife meet me in the bedroom wearing something silky.

Guard: (shrugs) Ok.

(CIA underground)

Jack: (carving a notch into his desk)

Sydney: Hey dad.

Jack: Hey.

Sydney: What are you doing tonight?

Jack: I'll probably get some dinner and then head on home.

Sydney: You know I'm kind of hungry myself.

Jack: Say no more (reaches into pocket and pulls out his wallet) Here's some money for the vending machine. Later kid. (walks off)