pt.26
(on the other side of the train-Sydney is in the professor's room)
Sydney: (standing in sexy lingerie) Is it hot in here? I might have to take some layers off.
Professor: (not noticing her) You can turn the thermostat down if you'd like.
Sydney: (rolls her eyes-start undressing herself)
Professor: Would you mind doing that in the bathroom. (starts playing 'I Will Survive' on his laptop and sings along)
Sydney:(goes to bathroom-talks thru earpiece) We have a problem.
Weiss: What?
Sydney: This guy is totally gay. So unless I grow a thingy we're not gonna get the code.
Weiss: (rubs his face) Ok. Ok. Wait, I have a plan.
Sydney: (meets Weiss in the hallway) What's this?
Weiss: (holding Sark) Give him your lingerie.
Sark: Oh boy. That looks like fabulous material. And I just acquired a necklace that would look stunning with that ensemble.
(Vaughn comes running down the hallway with two big heavy guys chasing him-stops when he gets to Sydney)
Vaughn: (still wearing 3D glasses) Sydney, we have a problem. (one of the guys starts to hit Vaughn) Cool. Its like your fist is coming right at me. Owww!
(Angola)
Jack: I'm here to see Sasha.
Soldier: Ok. (grabs him)
Jack: Hey now, let go. You're wrinkling my outfit.
Soldier: (leads Jack to Sasha's place)
Jack: Thank you kind sir (tips him a dollar)
Soldier: (walking away) Cheap bstard.
Sasha: Jacky, my boy. What a surprise.
Jack: Sasha, so nice to see you.
Sasha: Oh, the old days are coming back to me. Tee-peeing Sloane's house, taking little Sydney to the shooting range instead of the zoo, that night I spent with Irena…
Jack: What?
Sasha: Uh, nothing. I'd like to introduce you to my wife.
Jack: Well hello there gorgeous (kisses her hand)
Sasha: Jack, lets go to my office.
Jack: Ok (walks away-turns back and winks at Sasha's wife)
(In his office)
Sasha: So Jack, what can I do for you?
Jack: I bet your wife is an animal in bed.
Sasha: Excuse me?
Jack: (suddenly remembers) Oh right, uh could you turn around.
Sasha: Ok. (turns around)
Jack: (chokes him from behind and then leaves office)
Guard: Is everything alright?
Jack: Ah yes, Sasha said he wants to be left alone and to have his wife meet me in the bedroom wearing something silky.
Guard: (shrugs) Ok.
(CIA underground)
Jack: (carving a notch into his desk)
Sydney: Hey dad.
Jack: Hey.
Sydney: What are you doing tonight?
Jack: I'll probably get some dinner and then head on home.
Sydney: You know I'm kind of hungry myself.
Jack: Say no more (reaches into pocket and pulls out his wallet) Here's some money for the vending machine. Later kid. (walks off)
