Okay, I was feeling silly so I thought that I'd make a comedy about the GREATEST MOVIE EVER! What is it? (Play Jeopardy music)…the Rocky Horror Picture Show! WOOT! I don't own anything because I'm dumb and I'm not GOD! (Richard O'Brien).

The Candy!

It was a normal day at the castle, Riff and Frank were working in the lab, Magenta was idly dusting, and Columbia was listening to the radio. She of course was tapping to the tune around the castle. She tapped right into Magenta.

"Oops! Sorry Mags."

"Arg. Damn. Vell, get out of ze Vay then."

"Hey! I got a great idea! Why don't we go shopping?"

"Vell, ve do need some things around the castle, and zere is zat little shop…vhat's it called? Ah yes, Victoria's Secret. Sure, let's ask the Mastah if we can use the truck," Magenta said. Come on guys! She's a girl! All girls love shopping! So, they went to the lab. Not surprisingly, Riff was at the table overloaded with books and papers. He seemed to be very irritated and about to kill every piece of paper with a word or equation on it. Frank was lounging in his bed looking at an old VOGUE magazine.

"Hey Frankie!" Columbia squeaked as she ran and pounced onto the bed. Magenta went over to Riff.

"Hello dearest brother."

"Hello, my most beautiful sister," Riff sighed. He looked up at Magenta. "What are you two planning?"

"Oh nozing. We just need to get some things for the kitchen, the library…the bedroom?" she grinned. He grinned back knowingly.

"Go ahead, just remember to get me some make-up, some hairspray, oh and a new magazine," Frank told Columbia. She walked over to Magenta.

"Let's go! I've got the keys!"

"Maybe I should drive," Magenta said taking the keys. They walked out to the truck and they drove into Denton.

"Let's split up!"

"Let's."

With that they walked their separate ways. Magenta went into Victoria's Secret to find something that both she and Riff might like, while Columbia went into the Candy Store. After about an hour they returned to the truck.

"Did you get the Mastah's things?"

"Yea!"

"I got everything else we needed and more," she grinned glancing down at the Victoria's Secret bag.

"Me too!" she grinned looking at the Candy Store bag. She had an evil little plot forming in her helium-inflated head, which could have monstrous outcomes.

DUN! DUN! DUN!