Okay, here's another chapter. Tell me if you like. I know it's a little outta character, but hopefully it's funny! Review! Again…I own nothing.
The two women walked into the castle and put away what they bought. Of course Magenta showed Riff what she bought, but Columbia "snuck around" the castle, meaning that she giggled non-stop and tried acting like Riff the ENTIRE day. Finally, Magenta got tired of it.
"COLUMBIA! VHAT THE HELL IS SO FUNNY!"
"Do you (giggle) wanna see (giggle) what I got at the store?" she said through the mass giggle fit that she was having.
"If it'll shut you up."
Columbia took out a huge bag of candy and showed it to Magenta. She looked in quizzically.
"Vhat the hell? Zis is vhat's so funny?"
"Here! Eat this!" she said picking out a piece of dark chocolate. Magenta took it and held it as if it was poison. She finally put it in her mouth squeezing her eyes shut and getting ready for pain.
"SO?" Columbia asked with big eyes. Magenta chewed…and chewed…and grinned. She smiled so widely that her face started to ache. This was the greatest thing she ever ate!
"MMMM! Vhat is zis? Zis is ze greatest zing EVER!"
"I gotst more!"
Both started giggling and ran into Columbia's room, or should I say Eddie Shrine. Together they finished off half of the chocolate, some Mt. Dew, Diet Rite, and Root beer, and a few dozen pixi sticks. Needless to say, they were hyper. Through their sugar-high they decided to see everything and one in the castle at Ludicrous Speed! Finally they got to the lab where Frank and Riff Raff were. They looked bewildered as the two ran in giggling sporadically, racing each other, and just acting like a cat on catnip.
"HiyaRiff!Howyoudoing?Lovelyday!Youshouldgooutside!Youwannadosomething?Iloveyoudearestbrotherdearestbrother!Hahahahhahha!" Magenta said in one breath while running around the table 4 times while ending it by jumping on Riff making both of them fall to the ground.
"Yea!Thatlookslikefun!WEE!JoininFrank!It'sfun!Funfunfunfun!" Columbia squealed also jumping on the pre-made dog pile.
"HELP ME!" Riff cried from underneath the two girls.
"What is the meaning of all this? Why are you two acting like this?" Frank asked not getting up from the bed.
"ColumbiahastheGREATESTstuffever!"
"Drugs?" Riff asked hopefully.
"Nodarling.Nothinglikethat.It'scalled…what'sitcalledCol?"
"SUGAR!"
With that they both jumped off of Riff Raff. Magenta dragged Riff to Columbia's room while Columbia did the same with Frank. They burst into the room. Columbia grabbed some of the candy and gave it to the guys.
"Heretakethis!RiffcanhavesomeNERDSfornow.FrankcanhavesomeCherryLolipops!EatandENJOY!"
Frank unwrapped the lollipop.
"This looks interesting," he said with a grin. He popped it into his mouth and grinned.
Riff however wasn't so inclined. Instead he turned the box over and started to read the label.
"This stuff doesn't seem to be very nutritious," he grumbled. Magenta then proceeded to tackle him and shove the NERDS down his throat.
After about an hour all four of them were at a sugar-high. They had a bazillion pixi stick shots, 3 cases of a diverse amount of pop (soda for yinz who don't live in Pittsburgh), and a vast amount of candy. Soon they were running around the castle, and into each other. It's pointless to say, it was chaos.
"Riffmaybeweshoulddosomethinginthebedroom?" Magenta called from the other side of the hallway.
"Whatdoyousupposethatwedo? Whycan'twerunaroundsomemore? ThisisSOOOmuchfun! It'sbetterthandruginducedhig! Well…maybenot. Idon't know! Hahahaha!" he said running over and picking Magenta up.
"Noo!Whynothaveabigorgie!" Frank yelled as he slid down the banister, hopping off and running and diving into his throne causing it to fall backwards. They all fell to the ground laughing like the munchkins from the Wizard of Oz.
None of them noticed Columbia off to the side.
"Soon, I will have them in my clutches. And I will be Queen of Transsexual! Mwahahahaha!"
