The Fart Of DOOM! MWAH-HAH-HAH!
Evil Disclaimer: I Don't Own Pokemon. But I Do Own These Pogs!
-One day Ash was home in Pallet Town…-
"Ash!" shouted Misty" Stop using the bathroom! I gotta use it right now!!!!!"
"Hold on! I'm almost done!" replied Ash but in reality, Ash was not done! He was taking a huge dump! (Crowd: GASP!) The fart gas was getting to Ash!
"GAHHHHH! CAN'T Breathe!!!!" gasped Ash.
Meanwhile at Professor Oaks Lab...
"Thank you Crabby" said Oak. (Crabby just got the Chicken Chow Mein) " (Breathes in the fresh smell of chow mein) o0 WHAT IS THAT SMELL?"
-Meanwhile at Three Hundred Feet Into The Air Over Pallet (!) ...-
A slight green discoloration covers Prof. Oak and Ash's house... hmmm
-Back at Oaks…-
"It smells horrible!!!! Crabby, save yourself! Get in your Pokeball!!!!!" said Oak.
Then, Oak is overcome by the smoke, err, fart.
-Back in the bathroom...-
The fart slowly seeps through the door. Slowly. Slowwwwwly. Yes, yes, yes! So.... Slow.....! But not that slow of course! Hahaha...any way it wafts its way to the kitchen.
"Ahhhh! Brock!!!" said Misty
"IT WASN'T ME!!!" replied Brock slightly alarmed.
A look of terror slowly crawled onto Misty and Brock's face. They turn to Pikachu. "Pika Pika!" says Pikachu (waves arms) (Translation: Not me!) then they look to Mrs. Ketchum.
"Mrs. Ketch-"
"Ash has done it again. And this is a new record of stench! 324smellowatts! Each smellowatt is twice as bad as the last one thats how it generally works." exclaimed Mrs. Ketchum unusually excited.
Ash comes out, like an astronaut walking to the space shuttle. Green Gas comes out while he walks in a slow motion kind of way!
"Ash!" exclaims Misty.
"Misty You can use it now, jeez!"
"That was disgusting... Ash. Is that gas spreading?"
"And Pretty quickly I might add!" replies Ash.
"Run!!!!!!"
" I know! Pikachu! I Choose .......CHARIZARD! Is that Okay?"
Pikachu replies, "PIKAPIKAPIKAPIKA!!!!!!!!" ( HURRY UP YOU TWIT!!!)
"Okay good. Charizard flamethrower!!!!!"
-Later....-
"I still don't understand how a fire went on and out so quickly." says Officer Jenny quite quizzically.
"Good thing Mr. Mime used invisible wall attack to stop the fire!" said Ash.
"Yeah but still, could Prof. Oak running out of his house and screaming for air be connected?"
"Ash took a dump again." replied Mrs. Ketchum to Jenny.
" Oh..."
"How did Officer Jenny..."said Misty.
" Let's not ask."replied Brock
"Uhhh...oh..alright.."
And then green gas started coming out of the window……
