The Psychic Therapy....For Farting And Shit. (Get it shit?)

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"Hey Ash!" greeted Gary, Ash friend and rival.

"Huh? Oh hey Gary."

"Hey. Did you see that green gas yesterday? The police said it was fart or something but...." said Gary as he trailed off.

" That...That was me..."

"WHATTTTT? Ash don't tell me that you didthat!"

A look of shame spread across Ash's face. "sigh Yeah it was me." said Ash as he looked at the ground.

"Ash, uhhhh," Gary took a couple of steps back as if it was Ash that made the green fart gas...oh wait, it WAS Ash! (GASP!....oh wait....you already know that..……end parenthesees) "I think this psychic therapy would help." Gary showed Ash a pamphlet:

--PSYCHIC FART THERAPY--

Hi welcome to psychic fart therapy. Where we use an Alakazam to help stop your farting. Alakazam's psychic doodads does stuff to you in ways we can't explain here.

---PSYCHIC FART THERAPY---

"Uhhhh. Where'd you get this?"

"Internet, what you think? Any way I gotta go... somewhere...OH yeah seeya Ash, I'm going to Pallet Market gotta buy some lettuce! Arcanine Go!" And Gary rode off.

"Hmm Psychic therapy...Mom will like this." said Ash looking at the pamphlet.

-Later, In the Kitchen…-

"NO ASH KETCHUM! You WILL CHANGE YOUR DIET!"

"But Mommmmmmmmm, I like Weezing Fart Inducing Gum!"

"Ash that's what makes you fart!" explained Ash's mom.

"SO?"

"SO?!?!?!?! ASH HOW CAN YOU BE SO BLIND? THAT GUM IS MADE BY THE ANTI-WEEZING GAS DE-FUMING COMPANY!!! THEY MAKE IT INDUCE MASS FARTING AND THEN THEY COME TO GET RID OF THE FART TO MAKE MONEY!"

"Ohh fine. BUT!"

"NO buts about it ASH KETCHUM!"

"Mom, I was gonna say that I wanted to investigate this at the company."

"Oh. Well you have that stubborn look in your eyes so you should go with Brock, Misty and Gary. Just to be safe."

Brock and Misty came into the room just then.

"Huh?" they both said.

-After a lengthy explanation...-

"And how about the Psychic therapy thing that might be connected." said Brock.

"Yeah it could be I mean, PSYCHIC FART THERAPY?!?!?!" chimed in Misty.

"Yeah… you're right." Agreed Ash.

-The Next Day…-

Ash, Misty And Brock were on the road, to Johto! And Ash Is humming our favorite tune! And there is team rocket with a black hole thingy! OHH NO THEY GOT SUCKED IN!

Then Ash yells: "MR.MIME!"

-Downstairs...-

"Mom, your Mr.Mime vacuumed my face!!! AGAIN!!!"said Ash

"Take a shower then." Teased Misty.

-Ash takes a shower…-

"Mom why is Mr.Mime sqweegying my hair?" said Ash, pretty pissed off.

"It's because your hair is wet dear."

Pikachu: "PIKA PIKA!" (crawls around) "PIIIIIka PIIIIIIka." (gets up excitedly with the v finger thing) "PIKA-CHU!" (translation: Lets go! I will sleuth! CLUUUes Here CLUUUUes! YEA!)

"Don't worry Pikachu we'll go soon. Come on hurry I'm done with breakfast already come on!!!" replied Ash.

-And a green gas came from out of the toilet...-

"ASH!!!!" yelled Misty.

"Yeah?"

"If Ash is here?" said Brock.

A look of terror slowly spread across the trio's faces.

Ash, Brock, And Misty: "Ash's Mom?"

"Yes?"

Ash, Brock, And Misty: "Nevermind." They shifted their eyes back and forth. Ya know like when you do sumptin wrong.....(ya know...squinting and looking back and forth) Ya know……it has tweep tweep sound…YA KNOW!…)

Someone: "Prepare for stinky"

Someone else: "WINKY WINKY WINKY!"

Someone: "To protect the world from plungers and backups!"

Someone else: "To Unite all people with past blunders and--"

Ash, Brock, and Misty: "TEAM ROCKET!"

Mrs. Ketchum: "Oh you must friends of Ash, come in, sorry you had to use a sub to come from our toilet."

"Tats da Shrinky Magic Karp SUB, BUB!" said Meowth.

"A TALKING MEOWTH!!!!" exclaimed Mrs. Ketchum.

"Uhhh yea don't youse guys tell your friends bouts mee-owth?"

"Ermmmm… Jessie and James?"

Meowth: "Tats Right...I tink"

"We're here to capture Pikachu! But first I'm going to put our sub in this special pouch. There." declared Jessie.

"Sit down we just made breakfast. Eat up!" said Mrs. Ketchum invitingly.

"Okay twerps we won't steal Pikachu today because this cooking is horrible," said James as he took a bite "HEY, horribly good!!!"

" Ya got tat right Jimmy Boy! Tiss cooking rocks!" agreed Meowth.

"It can't be as good as my cooking..." (takes a bite) "MMMMMMM!" exclaims Jessie.

Jessie Runs up to Mrs. Ketchum on her knees, "How do you do it?"

"Sourkraut with a hint of my special Charizard Flame Brand Chili Sauce."

"Your a GENIUS!" said Jessie.

"Why Thank You."

"Mom these are the people that always try to steal Pikachu." Said Ash

"Oh Ash, they're just playing, so play along now while I go to the Pallet Market to buy some groceries. Come on Mimey" And Mrs. Ketchum left.

"Hey Ash," whispered Brock "we can ask them if Team Rocket is behind the farting therapy and gum and anti fart fume business."

"GOOD IDEA BROCK-O!"

So Ash and friends tied up Team Rocket.

"What are youse guys doin'!"

"Okay spill it!" yelled Misty.

"Uh it wood be a shame but… if youse guys say so… I guess…" Mewoth spills the breakfast.

-At Pallet Market…-

"My carpet sense is tingling!"

"I hate those stereotype movies of stay at home mothers!! They portray us as cleanoholics!" says Mrs. Ketchum.

"Mr.Mime!" (Translation: It is funny though!)

"Well, I guess… But what I don't understand is why the video department is right at the produce section!"

"Mime Mime?" (Translation: Mistaken produce for productions?)

Mrs. Ketchum shrugs and walks off…

-Back to Ash's house…-

"You see what you guys have done!!!!!! My carpet is dirty!" yelled Ash.

Ash, Brock, and Misty are scrubbing the carpet.

"You said spill it…" said James peevishly.

" The info on the fart, fumes, and therapy business!" said Misty exasperatedly.

Jessie replied: "That's extremely top secret! Even those lame brains Cassidy and-"

"Buttch-" interrupted James.

"Wouldn't know!"

"Even she don't know!" said Meowth.

"Shut-up Mewoth!" said Jessie, quite annoyed.

Suddenly… the door knob turned.

"ASH KETCHUM!"