CHAPTER THREE: "We were jus' playin'. Heh Heh…"

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"I BOUGHT YOUR FAVORITE! PIZZA POT-"

"HELP ME-OWTH!" interrupted Meowth as he was tied to a chair.

Mrs. Ketchum was very surprised to find Jessie, James, and Mewoth tied to chairs. "I'm pretty sure robbers didn't break in…so you and Ash must be playing tie-up!"

"It ain't like tat! They interror-gatin' us!"

"Well games sure have changed since I was a little girl!"

"GET US OUT NOW! Uhh… please?" desperately pleaded Jessie as she struggled to get free.

Mrs. Ketchum told Ash, Misty, and Brock to untie Jessie, James, and Meowth. So they did.

"Team Rocket's BLAST–"

"Oh, no ya don't" declared Misty while grabbing Jessie and James' ears and stepping onto Meowth's tail.

"OWWWWWWWWWWWWW! THAT HURTS!" yelled the mischievous trio.

"Now ya know how I feel…" grumbled Brock.

Now we all know what Team rocket would do for food..

(Rolls sound clip)…

James: "Okay I'm done licking your butt clean, but where's my food!"

(End sound clip)…

Okay… wrong clip but at least you get the big picture…so our happy trio gives the hungry, villainous trio some food as a bribe to tell where the team rocket base is.

"One more of dese scrumptious shremp roll sushi and youse guys gots yerslf a deal!" declared Meowth.

"Me, too!" declared Jessie.

"Me, three!" declared James.

"Okay but you really shouldn't eat so much of these, you can become overweight!" warned Mrs. Ketchum delightfully.

"Hey we all get enough exercise trying to get that PIKACHU OF YOUR SON'S!" yelled James.

"Shocking." Said Brock sarcastically.

So the mischievous trio got their sushi and coughed up the facts.

"I vaguely remember that time we were trying to steal professor Oak's pokemon by getting through the back door and I believe we found the boss's illustrious HQ. Maybe you can sift the dirt there for secret files." Said James.

"Sift?" asked Brock, raising an eyebrow.

"Dat HQ buynt down." Said Meowth.

"WHAAAAAAAAAAATT?" Our heroic trio was sure confused.

Find out next chapter how it alllllllllllllll happ- oh… wait, you already know how that happened…

Anyway, keep reading this one; it's not over yet…

Jessie explained, "It was a rocket that flew straight out of the headquarters!"

"WE WILL SIFT!" yelled our heroic trio.

" Yeah, WE WILL SIFT!" yelled Gary.

"Howdja get here so fast Gary?" asked Ash.

"Your door was open and I overheard the conversation from the other day."

"I thought you went to get psychic fart therapy!"

"You actually believed that?" exasperated Gary

"Uh… NO!" said Ash, slightly ashamed.

"WELL LET'S GO! DISCO INFERNO!"

"Okay who left the radio on?" asked Mrs. Ketchum.

"Sorry," Said Ash.

"Anyway, like the rap said, 'LET'S GO!'"

"Be careful," said Mrs. Ketchum as they ran off "I have some errands to run at Professor Oak's Lab!"

And so our heroes left…

"I feel like we forgot something… oh well" said Misty

(At Ash's House…)

"HeEeEeEeEeELP!" whined Meowth.

"HELP US" yelled Jessie and James.