Kagome arrived at the Gates of Heaven.

While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her "Hello, How are you! We've been waiting for you! Good to see you."

When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?"

"You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her.

"Which word?" Kagome asked. "Love."

Kagome correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.

About a year later, Saint Peter came to Kagome and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day.

While Kagome was guarding the Gates of Heaven, InuYasha arrived. "I'm surprised to see you," Kagome said. "How have you been?"

"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," InuYasha told her. "I married the beautiful young priestess who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won this lottery thing in one of the villages we went through. I sold the little hut you lived in while you were ill and bought a huge mansion. And, my wife and I traveled all around the country. We were on vacation in the mountains today, and I was coming up the side of the mountain with firewood. I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer. How do I get in?"

"You have to spell a word," Kagome told him.

"Which word?" InuYasha asked.

"Czechoslovakia!"

Moral of the story: Never make a woman angry ... there'll be Hell to pay later.

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"Huh!" Kagome awoke from her slumber with a start. She sat up. "What a weird dream."

"Kagome, its time to go." InuYasha told her.

"Okay." She replied. "Wow. Hmm..no, that would never actually happen, right? Oh, well. Time to go." She got up and started to get ready to leave. "But why did my dream have a moral?"

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Ah, that was funny. Please review!

Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha.