THE MOLDY NACO
Kim and Ron were about to go out the door, when Ron recalled that he had left a naco under his bed from Saturday when he ate too much at Bueno Nacho. So he took it home. When Ron was remembering all of this, he rushed upstairs, to retrieve the naco and put it safely into the garbage can.
He was doing all this when Kim was waiting at the bottom of the stairs. Kim said "Ron! Are you almost done up there?"
Of course, Kim didn't know that Ron had the naco. She just thought he had gone up there to change or something.
So Ron said "I'll be there in a minute!" Ron couldn't find the naco, so he rushed downstairs and said to Kim "I was just feeding Rufus. It took a while. Rufus was very stubborn."
Kim said "O-kay…"
After that, at almost 10 o clock, he still couldn't find the naco. So he went to sleep, and then the next day, he went to school. And when Kim and Ron came back, Rufus was trying to stall or something. He was waving his paws in the air and squealing in a high pitch.
Kim asked "What's wrong with Rufus?"
Ron tried to tell Kim that the naco was rotten, but he knew Kim had an issue with rotten food.
He said "I- I- um, I…" and in the nick of time, the Kimmunicator beeped. Kim answered the Kimmunicator. "What's the sitch, Wade?"
Wade said "There's been a naco burglary."
Kim said "Say what?"
"A naco burglary" Ron said rudely. "Don't you know? Na-co? N-A-C-O? Na-co?"
"What do you think I am, stupid?" asked Kim. "I'm your friend, I know what a naco is, do think I am stupid?"
Rufus squealed. Ron interpreted "If you put it that way…"
"Hey!" Kim exclaimed.
"Anyway, Wade, where is it?" asked Ron.
"It's at… it's at… Ron's house!" Wade said.
"Ron's house?" Kim repeated.
"My house?" Ron asked. But he was like, "My house, why would it be my house? I mean, my house is like – immune! – to naco burglaries. I mean, I am the king of naco burglaries. I mean, naco burglars just look at me and they just say 'I am not even going to waste my time.'"
"Anyway" Kim segwayed.
