Authors Note:- These are my favourite part of the story. Anyway, seriously can someone please send me the script for what Lisa says on that video tape. I've vowed not to play any of the Silent Hill series until SH4 comes out. To the story. Disclaimer:- I don't own Sesame Street. Did I even spell that correctly?
Harry sits up, confused of why he can smell a mix of coffee and fishcakes. He scans his surroundings and discovers that he is no longer in the alley way, but in a café or restaurant. "That explains the coffee and fishcakes smell, but how did I get here?" Harry checks the back pocket of his pants. "Damn, those evil Teddy Bears stole my wallet. Next time I see them, they will die. No-one messes with Harry Mason."
Out of nowhere appears a female police officer. She walks over to Harry, crosses her arms and smiles smugly. "How do you feel, sweetcheeks?" The officer asks Harry. "Like I've been violated by demon Teddy Bears. The shame. I'll be fine though. If I see more of them I'll kill them though." The officer uncrosses her arms and shakes her head. "No no no. That's not what I meant. What I meant was how does it feel to be rescued by a woman?" The officer smiles smugly again and Harry jumps out of his seat. "Wait a second. I'm just a tourist on vacation here. I have no idea what is going. And......and......and is that cheesecake?" Harry walks over to the table opposite him. "No, just a freshly baked pie." Harry starts eating the pie. "Oh yeah. Have you seen a little girl? Short, black hair? Just turned fourteen last month."
"No, sorry I haven't. So, what's your name, handsome?" The officer asks. "Marry Hason." Harry says between chews and bits of the pie falling out of his mouth. "Cybil Bennett. I'm a police officer from the next town over. I'm going to call in some reinforcements or we could just stay here and get comfortable, sexy." Cybil says. Harry finished eating the pie, starts talking. "How lovely. Bye bye." Harry turns towards to the door and starts to head out.
"Hold it. Where do you think you're going?" Cybil asks. "Going to find my daughter and kill some Teddy Bears. Bye." Harry tries to leave again, so Cybil blocks the doorway. "No way. It's dangerous out there. There's a goose with bad breath and a giant hamster with huge balls. Do you have a gun at least?" Harry ignores what Cybil says and pictures the giant hamster with huge balls. "Marry.....Marry. You're picturing that hamster aren't you? I meant the balls that hamster roll about in you sexy fool. Do you have a gun?"
"No. But I do have a mouldy sock puppet called Bill." Harry holds up the mouldy sock puppet. Cybil grabs the sock puppet and gives Harry her gun. "I'll take the sock puppet and you have the gun. Now, don't go blasting me. You can blast anyone else but me. Hell you can blast crazy cult women, bleeding nurses, drug dealing doctors or young girls with an evil God in her womb. Just don't blast me." Cybil turns to leave. "But I want the sock puppet." Harry whines, Cybil looks at Harry once more and leaves through the door. She crosses over the street mumbling to herself. "I can't believe he resisted me. I can't believe he resisted a woman in uniform. I can't believe a woman in uniform wearing leather. Must be on drugs, it's the only logical explanation."
Harry picks up a map and a kitchen knife from the counter. As he tries to leave, a broken radio starts blasting out static. Harry walks over to the radio. "Huh? Radio. What's going on with that radio?" Just when Harry is about to pick the radio, Big Bird comes crashing through the window. "Silent Hill is brought to you by the letter K. K for Kill that Harry Mason." Big Bird starts attacking Harry with his wings and beak. Harry gets out his kitchen knife and begins stabbing Big Bird. "Why won't you die, you stupid children's TV character." Harry eventually gets the gun that Cybil gave and shoots Big Bird. Big Bird finally dies. Big Bird's funeral is brought to you by the letter T, T for tragic. Harry picks up the radio, before leaving he writes a note on the notepad.
To the owner of this place.
Big Bird broked your window.
Don't worry I killed him with a kitchen knife.
That reminds me, I stole your kitchen knife.
There a copse for you to clean up.
Yours Sensirly Harry Mason
Now we know why Heather isn't so smart and why Harry's books never get published. Harry leaves and starts drawing on his map. After running about, encountering some more Big Bird and finding a key to a house on Levin Street, Harry finds himself in front of door with three locks and a map similar to his own. "Seems this map wants me to run around the town. Not with all those crazy Big Bird thingies." Rather then going looking for the keys, Harry somehow finds a locksmith to unlock the locks.
Harry finds himself in the garden of the house he was just in when it starts to get dark. "It's suddenly went dark and it's raining. Now I can use that flashlight I found." Harry switches on the flashlight. Harry walks over to the garden gate, before going through the gate he checks his map. "This map is weird. When I checked outside the café there was a mark next to the café on the map. It's now moved to the side of Levin Street I'm on now." Harry ponders why the map is like that and walks through the gate.
"To the school I go. Why would Cheryl go there? She knows I hate schools. They smell strange." Harry carries on walking unaware that a skinless dog just jumped over his head. "I wonder if there are swings at the school. I love swings." Harry says happily as a Big Bird falls behind him. "Once I find Cheryl, we're going to leave this town and go to Las Vegas." Harry finds himself in front of the doors to the school while a skinless dog urinates on his leg. With a sigh and a kick at the dog, Harry goes though the doors.
