Disclaimer- I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho, Harry Potter, or the rights to kill those who oppose me…yeah…I do own Deneb Trinty, Rayvn Salai, Shem Yazah, and the story plot. If you want to use any of it please contact me or if I find out I will kill you evil laugh.


By the time the unfortunate trio reached the boat docks they were not only sopping wet, but Kurama had managed to go ½ demon form. As Yusuke playfully mourned their now capsized boats sinking Deneb walked back into the cavern followed by a black blur.

"So Kurama do this often?" Deneb giggled looking them over as Botan attempted to fix herself up.

"What?" Youko Kurama replied angrily.

"This whole thing involving 'Look at me I'm a sexy kitsune I have boys and girls chasing me lustfully'." Deneb stated complete with little hand movements to emphasize her point.

"Dude, Kurama you gotta change back." Yusuke whispered into the ½ demons ear. Suddenly the black blur settled near Youko Kurama making him change back after seeing HIS Hiei.

"Candy?" Hiei muttered after Kurama had pulled Hiei into a deep hug. Kurama became shocked and almost appalled by the question.

"What are you talking about?"

"It's positive reinforcement he does good he gets a treat. Any who I was sent here to get you guys for the sorting ceremony." Deneb said lazily.

"That's not positive reinforcement you made him a sugar whore!"

"What do you want from us? I mean you wouldn't keep bothering us if you didn't want something?" Yusuke for once stated an intelligent question.

"Your right I do want something…a five pound bag of twenties 1." Deneb burst into laughter at the shocked expressions on their faces. "I'm joking… Hiei want candy?" Hiei swiftly nodded. "Follow me to the ceremony and you get a sugar quill." Hiei rapidly tried and succeeded in pulling himself out of Kurama's grasp. "Let's go now." Deneb turned quickly and walked away with Hiei following in her footsteps exactly.


"Finally the first years are sorted. I mean how many are there this year I'm starving!" Ron moaned leaning on Harry to prove his point.

"Welcome back students!" Dumbledore beamed as he surveyed the anxious student's faces. "As most of you have guessed we have a new defense against the dark arts professor." The pale woman to Snape's left nodded curtly.

"Hey Ron, that's the woman from Florean Fortascue's Ice cream parlor." Harry whispered urgently into Ron's ear.

"Her name is Professor Rayvn Salai." Dumbledore continued on with his speech. "We are also blessed with some more exciting news. No it's not that Mr. Filch has added more items to his list, though that is true, it's that we have received 6 new transfer students from Japan and America. You may bring them in now." Professor McGonagall nodded and stuck her head out into the hallway for a moment. In a few minutes she walked across the hallway, but this time followed by a nervous Botan, a smug Yusuke, a suave Kurama, a bouncy Hiei, a giggly Deneb, and a mysterious foreigner.

"Hey Harry, do you know who the last one is?" Hermione whispered into Harry's ear.

"You got me buggered 2." Was Harry's very simple, but 'eloquent' reply.

"Now when I call your name, you will step forward, place the hat on your, and go to the house it has sorted you into." Professor McGonagall announced. "Hiei Jaganshi!" Hiei twitched at the sound of his name and started towards the stool.

"Stop the tweaking it's just a hat!" Deneb playfully yelled at Hiei causing him to twitch again as he placed the hat gingerly on his head.

"Miss Trinty, please control yourself." Professor McGonagall growled.

'Hmmm…a fire and ice demon 3? how did you manage that? Did an ice demon have an orgy in a volcano? I bet it was steamy' a voice in Hiei's ear whispered cynically 4.

'Who the hell...'

'Heard enough of that sentence to place you' The voice eagerly cut Hiei off and with a mighty bellow yelled. "Slytherin!" Hiei unfortunately for the hat didn't move.

"Mr. Jaganshi, please go to your houses table." Professor McGonagall stated approaching Hiei as a few students began to giggle.

"No." Professor McGonagall quickly pulled the hat off Hiei's head and gave him a push off the stool.

"There is no need to be nervous Mr. Jaganshi." Hiei's eye twitched rapidly and then the sorting hat's brim caught on fire. "Oh my lord!" Professor McGonagall quickly dropped the hat while Dumbledore cast an extinguishing spell.

"Please proceed Minerva." Dumbledore calmly stated.

"Certainly headmaster. Kurama Minamino!" Kurama casually strode forward while glancing at Hiei who now monopolized the far end of the Slytherin table.

'My, oh my aren't we an angry Youko?' Was the first thing that popped into Kurama's head when he slid on the hat.

'What!' Kurama gasped.

'All these memories place you in one house only.' The voice stated in a sing-a-song voice. "Gryffindor!"

"Hmm…" Kurama took off the hat and quickly strode to the Gryffindor table and took a seat near Harry.

"Good going Kurama!" Ron slapped Kurama on the back hardly.

"Thank you Mr. Weasley."

"Nah, call me Ron."

"Certainly and thank you for the honor Ron. 5"

"Botan Shinime!" Professor McGonagall shouted and Botan slowly began to approach the hat.

"NO! Get away from me!" The hat started to scream silencing the hall.

"What are you saying?" Botan attempted to pick up the hat, but some how was evaded.

"I'm to young and to beautiful to die!" 6

"Yusuke, a little help please!" Botan pleaded which resulted in Yusuke punching the hat.

"Ravenclaw for the Grim…" Yusuke quickly sat on the hat effectively silencing it.

"Please Mr. Urameshi you place the hat on your head and please only do it when it is your turn." Professor McGonagall sighed. "Deneb Trinty!" Botan quickly walked to the Ravenclaw table just as Deneb picked up the hat.

"Slytherin!" The hat yelped and Deneb quickly dropped it.

"NO!" Draco's screams pierced the Great Hall as Deneb began skipping sweetly towards him.

"Yusuke Urameshi!"

"Oh yeah, my turn now!" Yusuke yelled and practically sprinted to get the hat on his head.

'Hmmm…what do we have hear?'

'Yusuke Urameshi, now what house am I in?'

'No appreciation for theatrics. Well then you'll be in'

'Be in what!'

"Gryffindor!"

"Yes!" Yusuke tossed the hat off and ran over to the Gryffindor table and plopped down next to Harry.

"Shem Yazah!" Professor McGonagall shouted.

'So that's her name.' Hermione sighed.

"Good job Yuske getting in our house." Ron gave Yusuke the thumbs up.

"Yeah, but did you hear that guy scream when she was put in Slytherin?" Yusuke laughed.

"That was great, but odd. She didn't even put the hat on." Harry pointed out.

"Well it didn't touch Botan's head either and the hat nearly had a heart attack when she tried." Ron stated plainly.

"Kurama?" Hermione piped up.

"Yes Ms. Granger." Kurama turned.

"I thought your eyes were green, but now they are gold. What happened?'

"They are but..."

"He is wearing contacts, right now." Yusuke butted in quickly.

"Oh" Hermione smiled and watched the girl go and sit with the Slytherins.


7"Konó warúi jíken" Kurama muttered

"Why?" Yuske shrugged

"Watashítachi waru ue!"

"What ever Kurama you worry too much." Yuske looked away and started staring at the Gryffindor girls walking by.

"Dóozo shuuchuu suru."

"Nah I'm going to bed later" Yuske got up and headed towards the boy's tower.

"Baka" Kurama sighed picking up his ring off the table and followed Yusuke up to the tower.


"NOOO!" A scream ripped through the Slytherin dormitories waking almost everyone.

"Shem?" Deneb muttered as she rolled over a bit letting out a small shriek when she fell off and hit the floor.

"Mnnn…?" Came the reply from above her in the next bed.

"Hnn…" Deneb heard next to her as she turned to see Shem better. Denen quickly rolled over again to see Hiei napping under her bed with a black kitten that had white paws and stomach 8.

"That is so kawaii 9." Deneb cooed smiling at Hiei as she got up and noticed her other dorm mates looking very confused.

"What does that have to do with him being here?" Shem muttered as she kneeled down to get a better look at Hiei.


A/N- Sorry! I can't say sorry enough for neglecting my duties as an author and not updating. You see I was going to, but then I got sick and well I had to make up homework.

1. It's the mystical bag! I mean everyone knows about the bag even my Canadian Chemistry teacher knew about the bag! If you don't know about the bag then you must be just weird. Wait your reading this fic…point made.

2. Buggered…means ass fucked…kinda actually works right now…interesting ne?

3. Hiei is half fire apparition and half Koorime…have you ever read Yu Yu Hakusho or watched the anime?

4. Hey we never heard what the hat said for everyone else he could have just been trying to get into Harry's pants.

5. In Japan it is a very high honor to be able to refer to some one in their first name terms with out an honorific behind it. Either that, or an extreme insult if you haven't earned the privilege.

6. Botan Grim reaper in Yu Yu Hakusho though they make a point in the fact that she ain't to Grim.

7. Half of this conversation is in Japanese so I will translate it for you.

"This bad happening"

"We split up!"

"Please concentrate."

"Stupid."

8. This is a mild tribute to Kero my bestest friends kitten who died unfortunately during the winter when he wandered outside and never came back…We all really miss him and when he left us not only did he leave muddy paw prints on one of my shirts, but a hole in our hearts.

9. kawaii cute…and that would be a cute sight.