Disclaimer- I do not own any of the Harry Potter characters and we are all lucky for that or things like what I am doing to them would happen normally. I do not own any of the Yu Yu Hakusho characters or I would be huggling Hiei right about now. I would like to thank authoraisarete for pointing out my improper use of the word koi the word I should have used was kawaii (it not only is one of my favorite words, but it means cute and it describes that scene ne?).

Chapter 4- Detention from hell

"So Ron do you think that Dumbledore would actually approve of this?" Harry questioned his uncomfortable friend.

"I really hope not Harry" was the only reply Ron could say. For they were both hanging from the ceiling by their ankles with the chains that Filch had previously threatened them with many years ago[1]. To add to their embarrassment they were wearing prom dresses, high heeled shoes, and they had received actual boobs [2] thanks to Salai. "Because these hearts make me look fat and are in all the wrong places."

"What did you just say Ron?"

"Well that green really brings out your eyes Harry, but this chiffon isn't really working for me." Ron's comment left Harry stunned while Salai and the rest of their detention buddies walked in.

"So let us get started with our lovely experience and do say hello to Mr. Potter and Mr. Weasly." Salai gestured at the ceiling with a chilling smile. "Here are what you shall be wearing Mr. Minamino you shall wear these to scrub my floors. Please refrain from using magic unless you wish to join them on the ceiling" Salai threw a bundle at Kurama who held them up and beheld a pair of swimming trunks that were black with silver roses on them. "Mr. Jaganshi I'm hungry bake me some cookies wearing this." Salai threw a bundle at Hiei and to his disgust found that it was a frilly pink apron with Hiei monogrammed across the front. "Mr. Urameshi go and help fix that hole" Yuske quickly left with a wide smile on his face.

"Excuse me Salai?" Kurama hesitated holding up the trunks. "I have a question about this."

"What would you question?" Salai laughed pulling out a pink toothbrush and then handed it to Kurama.

"Nothing"

"Well then Miss Trinty you shall dust my personal library wearing this." Throwing the last bundle to Deneb who held it up to reveal a French maid's outfit complete with hat and feather duster.

"How will you make us do these degrading things?" Hiei smirked mentally thinking 'I could just run right out of here and go back to Japan and leave the spirit detective to rot'

"Simple I placed a spell on those clothing articles and as soon as I leave you won't be able to stop doing these task till I get back" With an evil grin Salai left and immediately the group put on the outfits and went along their tasks.


"Headmaster?" Professor McGonagall quickly approached Dumbledore accompanied by the rest of the staff.

"Yes Minerva?" Dumbledore looked up causally from his chess game against Salai.

"Well a few students have not been going to their classes"

"Really? Whom?"

"Well it is Hiei Jaganshi, Kurama Minamino, Harry Potter Deneb Trinty, and Ron Weasly."

"Hmm... if my memory serves me correctly they had detention with you was it not Rayvn?"

"Ummm.... Opps I kinda forgot I guess" Salai shrugged moving the knight in front of Dumbledore's king "checkmate"

"WHAT! You forgot about students that you had in detention!" McGonagall roared

"Relax they are in my office we can go get them now."

"You better hope they are alright!"

"It would seem you have won this game Rayvn." Dumbledore sighed.


"Hermione, that's what happened. I swear, I am not lying" Harry held up his bagel attempting to look serious.

"That is impossible, you had boobs?" Hermione giggled at the thought.

"I'm serious!"

------Harry's flashback--------

"So, when do you think Salai will get back, Harry" Ron whined.

"I don't know, but it seems like we have been here for two days!" Harry gave a sigh biting into a cookie, which was in a pile next to him.

"You shouldn't eat so many cookies, Harry, they will go right to your waist"

"Shut up! Wait, was there a knock on the door?"

"Yes it was, and hopefully it is Salai" Kurama groaned still trying to scrub the floor, though all the bristles were gone on the toothbrush. Suddenly the door burst open revealing the teaching staff excluding Salai.

"What the hell is going on here?!" McGonagall screamed catching sight of the boys.

"Oh hello Professor" Ron beamed. "Are you here to get us out of here?"

"Yes Mr. Weasly, and by chance do you know where Miss Trinty is?"

"She would be in that room" Kurama gestured towards a door with his head while still scrubbing. Snape opened the door to see Deneb dusting a spotless room.

"I think it is time the detention stopped right, Salai?" Dumbledore entered the office looking around. "But I must say that this room is spotless"

"Thank you, Headmaster" Salai walked in the room and everyone passed out from exertion. "Well next time maybe I won't forget the detentionees"

----------End of Harry's Flashback---------------

Harry was awoken from his flashback by pumpkin juice being sprayed in his face, curtsey of Hermione.

"What was that for Mione?"

"RON!?" Hermione pointed right behind Harry who turned and met with something squishy.

"Merfh!" Harry screamed in shock because he thought he was being kidnapped.

"Ello Harry" Ron's voice came from above him. Harry pulled away to see that it was a pair of breast's that he had shoved his head into. Looking up, he saw that they belonged to none other than one of his best friend Ron. "Salai agreed to let me keep them."

-----------Another Harry Flashback-----

"How are you feeling children?" Dumbledore questioned.

"I uh.... I feel like there is a funny weight on my chest." Harry groaned lying on the infirmary bed.

"Well that is because you have been given breast's Harry."

" I WHAT!?"

"Wow that is great and I feel great." Deneb giggled from the bed beside Ron.

"Deneb I wanted to ask you something." Ron walked over to Deneb.

"Sure, I just want to leave this place first." Deneb and Ron walk out of the infirmary whispering.

"I think I will talk to Deneb as well. How about you Hiei?" Kurama got up and leaned on the doorway.

"Hn" Hiei jumped up and left the infirmary quickly followed by Kurama.

"Well shall I have Salai remove those for you? I think Mr. Weasly is going to talk to her later."

---------End 'o flashback----------

"Ummm...... Ron, I don't mean to be rude but why are you wearing a girl's uniform? And where did you get it?" Hermione started wiping the pumpkin juice off herself.

"Oh well Deneb and me switched uniforms. She is quite nice when you get to know her." Ron smiled, spinning in a circle to show the uniform off.

"Weasel are those real" Malfoy walked over to Ron and began prodding Ron's boobs with his wand. "Holy Shit! They are real."

"Yes and they're SO perky" Ron threw out his chest to demonstrate. Then Hermione walked over and grabbed one and looked at Ron in shock.

"Okay where did you get the bra[3]?"

"Well......"


A/N:

Filch threatened them with this in the first book and almost every book since and I personally would have liked to see it. For reference it is around the time he discovers the current DADA teacher drinking unicorn blood.

Anything is possible with magic and prom dresses wouldn't look good with out a nice rack gives thumbs up

Well if you have ever have had boobs or have seen boobs, you need to know that females wear bra's to prevent premature Sagging of the Nippies.

And that is the lovely Chapter 4 don't worry the story will regain its direction later on in maybe chapter 5 or 6 it all depends on what we want to happen.