Author Note:- Anyway, me, Kaufman and Lisa were in a bar the other night. For story sake, we'll say Bar Neely's. Long story short, I was scared out of my mind. Why would someone like me end up in Silent Hill with a bleeding nurse and drug dealing doctor? Why would I be in Silent Hill? Hope it isn't for the Vincent cruelty. Speaking of that, would anyone like to adopt a mini Vincent? Just call 666-5666 and ask for The Terrapin. Onto the story.


Harry stood in the hospital reception area. There seems to be no-one else around. To his left there is a notepad and a reception desk, behind the reception desk is a map of the hospital. Harry walks over to the desk. "I wonder why that druggy woman wanted me to come here. There is no-one here, except me and that fire starting elf." In the corner an elf wearing a green shirt and hat lights a piece of notepad on fire and drops it on the floor, then runs into a nearby room. Harry stamps out the fire and hears a gunshot from the room the elf went into. Harry enters the room.

In the room there is a man sitting in a chair shooting rounds of a gun in the now dead elf's body. Harry looks at the dead elf, then at the man, then back at the dead elf. "You didn't have to kill the poor guy. He just wanted to start fires. No harm in that." Harry tells the man. "You're a moron." The man stands up and picks up his briefcase. "No, my name is Harry Mason. I'm on vacation here. I'm not here to argue about dead elfs." The man moves to the door that Harry just came through. "It's pronounced elves and if you weren't the only human being here, I'd kill you too. I'm Doctor Michael Kaufman. I'm a drug dealer in this hospital." Kaufman says. Harry starts playing with a pen on the desk. "So you're a doctor and work here. Oh yeah, have you seen a little girl around here. Short black hair, just turned twenty four last month. She's my daughter."

"I doubt she's..." Kaufman starts and Harry sighs. "Sorry. You're a moron, you know that." Kaufman opens the door. "No, my name is Harry. Did you bang your head? You seem to be very forgetful. Could be old age as well." Kaufman shakes his head and starts going through the door. "I'll be going now. You moron." Kaufman leaves. "I'm Harry." Harry shouts after the door closes. "What a nice guy."

After obtaining the map and a plastic bottle of a strange red liquid, Harry finds himself in the basement's generator room. Harry switches on the generator and leaves the room. He goes into the elevator and pushes the button for floor 2. When he reaches the second floor he leaves the elevator and tries the double doors. The doors are locked, so he goes back to the elevator and presses floor 3. When he reaches the third floor he tries the double doors and finds them locked. "Locked. They are locked too. Fine, I'm going home. The only way I'll stay is, if there is an extra floor that I somehow never knew about." Harry heads back to the elevator. "Maybe on my way home I'll find a new baby. I'll call her Cheryl no.2." Harry says to himself as he enters the elevator.

Just as he about to hit the button for floor 1, Harry notices a new button for floor 4. "There's a fourth floor? Forget it, I'm going home. I want to go to bed." Harry pushes the button for floor 1 but nothing happens. He hits the button for the second and third floors, but still nothing happens. "Damn this elevator. It wants me to continue my journey into hell." Harry kicks the elevator's doors and then hits the button for the fourth floor.

On the fourth floor, he finds once again everything has changed, including the double doors being unlocked. Harry goes through the double doors. Harry wanders through the hallway, trying every day he comes across until he comes to another set of double doors. Harry soon finds himself at a stairway and heads down them and enters the doubles doors at the bottom. A nurse charges for Harry as soon as he enters the hallways. Harry avoids the attack and gets out the Rock drill. The nurse charges for him again, Harry drills through her neck. "Die evil nurse, die." Harry laughs like a maniac until the nurse finally dies. Harry looks at the dead body of the nurse. "Oh my God, I just killed a nurse." Harry sighs and then smiles. "That was sure as hell fun." Harry laughs like a maniac and goes in search of more nurses.

Seventeen Years Later a Shopping Mall

Heather Mason walks along a corridor and enters the double doors at the end. She finds herself in a hallway with the entrances to some shops. Her only way to the exit of the mall is blocked off by a shutter. She is checking the shop doors when she hears a strange noise coming from the nearby clothes shop. She crawls under the shutter and through the open door. The first thing Heather notices in the shop is a handgun lying on the floor. Heather picks up the handgun and looks to the back of the shop. She sees a monster eating the face of a girl who must been a worker in the shop.

The monster stops and looks at Heather. It takes a step towards her and then stops. A microphone appears where its hand should be. A light shines onto the monster. The monster starts doing an unusual dance and then starts singing an unrecognizable song. Heather screams and starts shooting at the monster. The monster soon falls down dead. Heather walks over to the monster and kicks it. "I killed it. A singing, dancing monster. I could have captured it and made millions in Las Vegas with it. Dammit." Heather leaves the shop.

Alchemilla Hospital Second Floor Nurse Centre

After hours of running about, Harry finds himself in front of a wooden door with a puzzle. "Most people would try and solve this puzzle." Harry says, pulling out his hammer. "Me..." Harry hits the door with the hammer. "...on the other hand...." Harry hits the door harder, a panel breaks off. "....will...." Harry hits the door once more; the door comes off the hinges. "....will knock the door off its hinges." Harry puts the hammer away and gets out the rock drill. Harry leaves the nurses centre and continues his journey.

After another few hours, Harry finds himself in the hospitals basement secret room. He finds a hole in the floor covered in vines. He pours the disinfecting alcohol on the vines then sets them on fire. "Burn baby, burn." Harry shouts at the flames while laughing like a maniac. So the flames die down and eventually disappear. Harry climbs down the hole and finds himself in another hallway. He runs along the hallway, enters the first door on his right. In next hallway he enters the last door on the left and finds the examination room key. He then goes into another room and finds a video tape. The label on the video says 'Lisa Gone Nuts.' Harry heads back to the third floor to watch the tape. He puts it in the VCR and it begins to play.

The Videotape

A large crowd cheers and cheesy music is playing. The crowd goes quiet and a voice starts talking over the music. "Would you like your very own Mini Silent Hill character?" The crowd cheers again and the voice starts talking. "Well, now is your chance. We have all the characters from Silent Hill 1, Silent Hill 2 and Silent Hill 3. Maybe you would like a Mini Eddie Dombrowski?" A mini version of Eddie appears. "I'll kill you too." The voice continues. "...or maybe a Mini Vincent?" A mini version of Vincent appears. "They look like monsters to you?" The voice continues. "For today only get a Mini Harry Mason for half price." A mini version of Harry appears. "Have you seen a little girl? Short, black hair." The voice continues. "From October 2004 get the mini Silent Hill 4 characters." Mini version of the Silent Hill 4 characters appears. "Order now. Call 666-5666 and ask for The Terrapin." Mini versions of all the Silent Hill characters appear and a quick voice says "All sales are final. No refunds. Batteries not included." The cheesy music stops.

The video pops out the VCR. Harry stares at the screen stunned. "I'm a piece of merchandise and when have I ever asked such a stupid question." Harry takes the video and walks over to the notepad. "I think I'll order one though." Harry writes the number on the notepad and leaves the room. He soon finds himself unlocking the door to the examination room. Inside he finds a nurse hiding under a desk. Before he can get his rock drill out, she crawls out, runs to him and then hugs him.

"Finally, someone who is ok." The nurse steps back from Harry. "Yeah. Why was y..." The nurse interrupts. "My name's Lisa Garland. What's yours?" Harry looks around the examination. "Harry Mason. So why..." Lisa interrupts him again. "Tell me what's happening. Where is everybody? I must have gotten knocked out. When I to, everyone was gone. It's just awful." Harry sits on a nearby chair. "Yeah. Look I don't really care what's happened to you. And I don't know where everyone has gone. Let me ask, have you seen a little girl? Short black hair. Just turned thirty one last month.

Lisa ignores Harry's uncaring attitude and tries to be helpful. "A little girl. No, sorry can't say I have. I was unconscious this whole time." Harry sighs. "Look I don't care what happened to you. Do you know about that weird stuff in the basement?" Harry asks. Lisa looks confused. "No. Why? Is there something down there? Is it a giant rat? I hate rats." Lisa asks. Harry stands up. "You don't know? Don't you work here? Are you on those drugs like that crazy lady?" Harry asks in a fast voice. Lisa begins to panic. "Drugs? I'm not on any drugs." Harry turns away from Lisa, Lisa picks up the chair Harry was sitting. "I bet you are. That doctor is as well I bet." Just as Lisa hits Harry on the head with the chair, the sirens go off. "Damn.....my head." Harry falls unconscious.

Harry walks up. The hospital is back to normal. "Was I dreaming?" From the other side of the room a voice is heard. "You were late." Harry looks up to see Dahlia. "Oh God my eyes. They are burning. It's the ugly old hag." Harry screams, while covering his eyes again. "Yes. Dahlia Gillespie." Harry looks down at the floor. "Tell me everything you know. What's going on? Do you know we've been made into merchandise?" Harry sees Dahlia's feet jumping around. Dahlia starts talking in an excited voice. "The town is being devoured by darkness. And...and....and strength must overcome petty desire. Childish sleep talk. I knew this day would come. The day I found the lollipop of truth."

"Huh? What are you talking about? I don't understand." Harry asks while looking at the floor. Dahlia continues to jump around. "Believe the evidence of your eyes. The other church is your next destination. It's your job to stop this." Harry closes his eyes and lifts his head in the direction of Dahlia. "How do you expect me to believe with my eyes? Every time I see you they burn like hell for hours. Are you still on those drugs? Why are you jumping around like that?" Harry asks. "I need to pee. Don't let the Mark of Sameal be completed. That thing you saw in the school." Dahlia leaves.

Harry picks up the key Dahlia left behind. He then finds the location for the antique shop in the phone books. Harry leaves the hospital and starts heading to the antique shop.