Strange Voice Over

Harry got lost. Harry is a bitch. The fool somehow ended up climbing out of a well in South Vale, and talked to James. After a few hours, Harry hitched a ride on the Little Baroness. After leaving the Little Baroness, it sank and I found Harry waving at the lake. After getting pissed off, I stole Harry's shotgun and told him he had to go through the sewers. After a few minutes of arguing, we made a compromise. Now this leads us to the present. Cue the story.

Harry walks towards the gaping hole in the metal grating floor of the sewers. At the hole he sees something in the filth. He takes a closer look; his eyes then light up with joy. "It could be Cheryl." He bends down and his hand starts heading in the direction of the filth.

Over Seventeen Years Later.

Henry Townshend wakes up and looks around his small bedroom. Leaving his bedroom he heads to the kitchen. He stretches his arms above his head and sniffs his armpits. With a look of disgust on his face, he turns around heading towards the bathroom. Before leaving the room he notices that the door leading out of his apartment is chained shut. "The door is chained shut." Henry shrugs and continues towards the bathroom.

Henry turns on the shower and climbs in. He starts cleaning himself and singing an unknown tune. In the apartment next to his, Eileen Galvin pulls a pillow over her head in hope to block Henry's singing. Somehow she can still hear his singing. Frustrated, she throws her pillow down and gets out of bed. "That guy can't sing for peanuts. I hope all hell breaks loose for him."

Henry climbs out of the shower when realization of his situation hits him. "God. The door to my apartment is chained shut." Henry screams. He then starts falling, does a small spin and hits the ground. His left hand going into his toilet, touching something soft. He lifts his head and pulls his hand out of the toilet. He looks at his hand and sees it is covered in shit. "I knew I shouldn't have had that curry last night." Henry mumbles, lying on the floor naked.

Present

Harry grabs the map of the resort area and looks at for a few minutes. He scratches his head and turns in a circle. He looks at the map again and then starts slowly moving. After another glance of the map Harry decides his next destination is Annie's Bar. "Cheryl has always been a drinker. She had her first beer at the tender age of 3. It was so cute." Harry snaps out of his memory and heads to Annie's Bar.

Meanwhile In Annie's Bar

"Don't worry Snuggles I'll protect you." Kaufman says to the Teddy Bear known as Snuggles. Snuggles growls and snarls. "I've told you, Dahlia was just business. I would rather have spent my night with you." Kaufman tells Snuggles. Snuggles snarls and growls. "Yes Snuggles. Your bloody stump is the best looking. No other Teddy Bear could beat." Kaufman compliments Snuggles. Snuggles snarls and snarls. "I love you too, Snuggles." Kaufman and Snuggle begin having fun on the floor.

Some gunshots are heard and Snuggles fall dead on top of Kaufman. Kaufman stands up and his pants fall around his ankles. "You killed Snuggles." Kaufman shouts at Harry. Harry just laughs at Kaufman. Finally calming down, Harry points at Kaufman. "And your pants are around your ankles." Harry tells him. Kaufman looks down, blushes and then pulls up his pants. "My belt must have come loose." Kaufman quickly says. Harry nods his head. "And my finger accidentally pulled the trigger." Harry says. Kaufman thinks for a moment. "Keep this to yourself and I'll give you some White Claudia for free." Harry agrees and Kaufman leaves the bar.

Harry looks around the bar and finds Kaufman's wallet. There is no money instead, just a receipt with some numbers on the back. Harry also finds a key for a room at Norman's Motel. Harry gets out the map and attempts to find the motel. Harry starts walking around the bar, still looking at the map. He eventually crashes into a bar stool. Harry puts the map away, leaves the bar and runs in a random direction.

Harry runs around aimlessly for a while and ends running head first into a door. To the right of the door is a combination pad. Harry stands up and enters the combination that is on the receipt. "Access denied." A cheery female voice says. Harry jumps back in shock. He looks around for the voice. When not finding the source, he enters the same combination again. "Access denied." The same cheery voice announces.

The same thing goes on for an hour. Eventually the cheery voice begins to sound angry. "Will you stop putting in the combination for the Indian Runners in? The combination is 1,2,3,4." The now very angry female voice says. Harry enters the new combination. "Access denied." The cheery female voice says. Harry screams with anger. "You just said it was 1,2,3,4." Harry shouts at the door. A group of monsters nearby burst out laughing. "The combination has changed to 5,6,7,8." The cheery female voice says, as Harry enters the new combination. A click is heard. "Access granted. Have a nice day." Harry enters the motel mumbling something about annoying robots.

Inside he finds a newspaper and magnet. He takes the magnet in hope that it will attract Cheryl. He read a book about magnets once, but totally misunderstood the use of them. He goes into the next room and finds a motorcycle. Finding nothing of interest, he leaves and looks for Kaufman's motel room. After trying to unlock every door in the motel, Harry eventually comes across Kaufman's

Inside he finds a lot of porn magazines and some photographs. He looks through the photographs and comes across a picture of Kaufman and Snuggles. Taking the photograph, Harry begins plotting. He looks around the room some more and finds a key stuck under the floorboard. "If only I could get that key." Harry thinks for a moment then digs through his pockets. He eventually pulls out a paperclip. "I'm sure James won't notice a paperclip is missing from his collection." Harry says, laughing to himself.

Somewhere Far From Silent Hill

"Mary!!" James shouts, while panicking. Mary appears in the doorway. "What's wrong, James?" Mary asks, followed by a short cough. James points to an empty space on the shelf. "Bruce is missing." James says. Mary looks at him confused. "You know Bruce. My favourite paperclip. Please tell me you've just polished him. Please tell me." James begs Mary. Mary chuckles. "Of course I haven't touched your silly paperclip. To be honest, this paperclip obsession is getting quite annoying." Mary says and leaves the room. James turns to the remaining paperclips. "Don't worry my children. She doesn't mean that. She loves you." James tells the paperclips.

Back To Silent Hill

Harry used Bruce the paperclip and another piece of hair to pull out the key. He heads back in the direction of the motorcycle. He uses the key on the motorcycle. The motorcycles engine starts and then dies. "No. I was going use that thing to get the hell out of here." Harry says, and then notices a bottle with red liquid in it. He picks it up when Kaufman enters.

"Give me that." Kaufman says, taking the bottle out of Harry's hand. "This is no time to get drunk. How would you find your way out of here drunk?" Kaufman asks and leaves the garage. "Man, he was pissed off. He must have put his bra on backwards. Wonder if he is still pissed about Snuggles." Harry says to himself. He then leaves the motel and head towards the pier.


Author Note:- Enjoy? Hope so. My blood went into this chapter. Seriously I cut my thumb while typing it. It's still bleeding as a matter of fact. I'd like to bring your attention Silent Thrills 2: Not So Restful Dreams. The first chapter of that is up. I also have another fic planned once these two are finished. Oh yeah, Harry got so lost he managed to time travel to when James was in Silent Hill and when the Little Baroness sank.