Author Note:- Was going to finish the Scissor Twins Meet but totally stuck for ideas. So here I am, typing another chapter of Silent Thrills. Oh remember Silent Thrills 3, someone made the elevator scene into a comic. Check the link in my profile. I went overboard with Dahlia.
Strange Voice Over
"After leaving Norman's Inn, our heroic imbecile, Harry Mason, continued his adventure in search of his daughter, Cheryl Mason. While crossing the bridge on Sandford Street, Silent Hill decided to throw another obstacle at our dim-witted hero. That's right, the town once again shifted to Nightmare World. Just to be a bigger bastard, Silent Hill also sent some more Humping Apes after Harry. On the order of Harry, Satan the cat slaughtered all the Humping Apes. We now join Harry and Satan at a boat, on Toluca Lake."
The Boat, Toluca Lake
Harry and Satan stood on the plank leading to the small boat. Harry couldn't quite decide weather or not he should continue. He had a bad habit of getting sea sick. Satan walks along the plank, opens the door on the boat and goes through. All Harry could do was follow. Harry does what Satan has just done. He even gets down on his hands and knees. Once inside Harry stands up and Satan sits himself on Harry's shoulder. Harry walks along the small hallway leading to another door. Harry goes through the door.
"Female police officer." Harry says. Cybil turns and faces him. "Marry!" Cybil says, surprised to see Harry there. "How did you get back here? You know you're not meant to be in the nightmare world. It's for men only." Harry says as Cybil slaps him across the face. Harry does not seem to notice the slap. "You better get used to that." Cybil growls. "I don't know how I got here. One minute I was in that antique shop, sniffing that white powder on the alter. Next minute I'm here talking to a moron." Cybil now has a slightly confused look on her face. Harry just nods his head. "Kaufman is a moron, isn't he. I was worried about you know." Harry says looking down at his feet, kicking something that is not there. The expression on Cybil's face softens and she puts a hand on his shoulder. "Those humping apes were everywhere. I had to let Satan attack them." Harry says pointing to the sleeping cat on his shoulder. Cybil slaps him again.
"Nevermind. I want to know what is going on here. What is with this town?" Cybil says.
Harry pulls a remote out his pocket. He pushes a button and a screen appears. The screen has seven options.
Serious Mode OFF
Love Thy Daughter Mode ON
Intelligent Mode OFF
Mock Kaufman Mode ON
Find Dahlia Attractive Mode OFF
Know Cybil's Name Mode OFF
Hug Lisa Mode ON
Harry changes Serious Mode and Intelligent Mode to ON. Harry takes a deep breath and looks Cybil in the eyes. "This may sound really off the wall, but listen to me; you've got to believe me. I haven't gone crazy and I'm not fooling around. At first, I thought I was losing my mind. But now I know I'm not. It's not me." Harry sighs and takes another deep breath. "This whole town. It's being evaded by the other world. By a world of someone's nightmarish delusions come to life. Little by little, the evasion is spreading. Trying to swallow up everything in darkness. I think I'm finally beginning to understand what that lady was talking about."
Harry changes Serious Mode and Intelligent to OFF. "Hold on a minute. I don't get it." Cybil looks at Harry with a confused look on her face. A goofy grin appears on Harry's face. "And do you know what the best part of Silent Hill is?" Harry asks get excited. Cybil's face turns from confused to worry. "I don't know Marry, what would the best part be?" Harry starts jumping up and down. "You don't have to eat, sleep or go to the toilet. Isn't that great." Harry shouts joyfully with a big grin on his face. There is a few minutes of silence, Cybil breaks it. "You were eating an apple pie when we first met. Remember back in the café." Cybil says.
"You also stole some of my pizza." Eddie Dombrowski appears from nowhere, with a pizza in his hand.
"You certainly did use the toilet. I have the evidence to prove it." James Sunderland says showing Harry and Cybil the poo on his hand.
"You ate my breakfast." Valtiel announces from above Harry, Cybil, Eddie and James.
"STARS." Nemesis roars. "STARS." That is roughly translated as 'I am here on the behalf of Pyramid Head. You slept in his lair.'
"On the behalf of The Three Bears, you slept in their beds and ate their porridge. You also broke three chairs. They are also suing you for damages." The spokes person for The Three Bears tells Harry.
And this goes on for some hours. Eventually the small boat is full of people. Harry is no longer grinning. He seems rather upset. Satan is still asleep on Harry's shoulder. Everyone is talking amongst themselves. "Well I mastered the art of time travel. Even Dick Van Dyke can't do that. So slap my ass and call me Cindy." Harry says proudly to the crowd as his grin returns. Someone slaps Harry's butt. Harry turns around to see a man wearing blood stained overalls and holding a sledgehammer. Harry jumps back, makes a sound between a squeak and a scream and pulls out his shotgun. Before anyone can stop him, he blows the sledgehammer man's head off with the shotgun. Everyone disappears except Cybil.
The door opens and Dahlia enters the small cabin. "Oh God, my dear eyes. Why won't they stop burning?" Harry cries out in pain when he sees Dahlia standing in front of him. "The demon is awakening. Spreading those wings. Eating Happy Meals." Dahlia announces, cackling at Harry's pain. Harry looks at the floor so he does not have to look at Dahlia. "Dahlia Gillespie." He mumbles to himself.
"Was it not as I said? I see everything now. Even dead people. Hungry for sacrifice, the demon will swallow up all Happy Meals. And what's more, the task is almost complete. The Mark of Sameal. When it is complete, all is lost." Dahlia cackles again and begins choking. Cybil pats Dahlia on the back until she stops choking. Giving Cybil a thumbs up, Dahlia continues. "Even in daytime, darkness will cover the sun. Sure we could have fun with fireworks and other stuff, but that's getting off topic. The dead will walk like in Resident Evil. Mortars will burn in the fires of hell. Everyone will DIE!"
Cybil looks over to Harry.
"DIE"
Harry continues to look at the floor.
"DIE"
Dahlia cackles again. "So what should we do?" Cybil asks since Harry is trying not to look at Dahlia. "It is simple. Stop the demon. THE DEMON! The demon taking the form of Ronald McDonald. Before it's too late. Stop it! STOP IT!" Dahlia shouts the last stop it. "What do I do?" Harry asks while still looking at the floor.
"STOP IT! Sorry about that. Go to the lighthouse on the lake, and to the centre of the amusement park. Make haste, you are the only hope." Dahlia says, suppressing a cackle. Cybil looks at Harry. Harry spins on his feet to face Cybil before looking up. "Look I don't know what going on, but if there's a chance to save your daughter I'm in. I'll go to the amusement park, you go to the lighthouse. The worst thing that could happen is I get attacked, then possessed and then you'll have to save me with some unknown red liquid. I'll be doomed if that happens." Cybil turns and leaves the boat.
"Don't leave me with her, Cecil." Harry calls after Cybil. Harry's eyes begin to burn when Dahlia comes into his vision again. He quickly looks down. "You'll need to use it." Dahlia says looking down at Harry. Harry looks up, for a change his eyes don't burn. He has finally become immune to looking at Dahlia. His joy of this is short lived; Dahlia has just confused our resident imbecile. "What are you talking about? That red liquid Cecil was on about?"
"Yes. I mean no, I mean yes. That and the Flauros. Only with that can you stop it." Dahlia says confusing Harry more. She is taking a lot of pleasure in confusing him. Dahlia leaves the boat.
"What about Cecil?"
Disclaimer:- I don't own Nemesis, Dick Van Dyke, The Three Bears or Resident Evil.
