Author Note: I feel bad. I've been neglecting this one. Bad Rachel, bad. For being so bad I slapped my hand. Not going to beat the shit out of myself, now am I!
You could say Harry is not a very happy bunny. That would be the understatement of the century. In fact Harry is more like an angry rabid bunny. In fact roughly five minutes ago Harry brutally slaughtered a poor Humping Ape. The Humping Ape was not even doing anything. Just having his coffee break. He had a nurse and three demon children. Did you know that? Horrific.
As was being said, Harry is currently like an angry rabid bunny. You would be too if you saw a picture of Gordon Brown, fell off a lighthouse and a dog urinated in your face. Still there was no need to take his anger out on the innocent Humping Ape.
Satan on the other hand is in a mighty fine mood. Completely refreshed from his nap. Harry's furry companion has being purring non stop since leaving the boat. He was even purring while mauling and dismembering a Big Bird that had the nerve to land.
Harry and Satan are currently at a fence with hole in it. To the left of the fence is the entrance to the amusement park. Instead of using common sense Harry goes through the hole of the fence. Satan follows despite knowing it is a bad idea. If it was not for the imbecile he would still be in that wretched locker. Demon Teddy Bears are the spawn of devil.
An Hour Before The School Incident
It had been a long day. All work and no play. Satan, whose real name is in fact Barry, is wandering the halls of Midwich Elementary School. All the little brats had left some time ago. Most likely going home to their nice warm beds. The only thing he knew for sure is that he is alone in the dark school. Since he is the only one there he can do whatever he likes. His first plan of action for tonight is to leave his calling card in the newly potted plant in the reception area. His second plan of action is to find a way out of the school before the annoying children come back.
The reception area came into Satan's view. Then came into view the newly potted plant. It has an unnatural amount of light surrounding it. Some would say the plant is shouting, almost begging Satan to shat in its bed. The rest would notice there is in fact a light above the plant which has been left on. Satan cat features turn into a smile as he climbs into the pot and begins digging in the soil.
A few minutes later Satan climbed out of the pot and jumps on top of the desk in the reception area. Since his arrival he has noticed something is quite different about the school on this night. He has now discovered something else quite odd. There on the desk is blood stained papers with something written on them. They appear to be riddles. The one closest to Satan is clearly about the music room. More out of curiosity then anything else, Satan heads towards the music room.
Satan decides to take the east stairwell. In the hallway with the east stairwell Satan comes across a Demon Teddy Bear. Instantly Satan stands on his claws and arches his back. Mr. DTB starts walking towards the cat. Satan then lets out his most threatening hiss. Mr. DTB growls something and continues to move towards Satan. Satan growls from deep within his throat. The two then attack each other. It is nothing more then a cloud of smoke and obscenities which shall never ever be repeated. Satan eventually comes out the victor. Mr. DTB crawls away to inform his buddies.
Satan happily bounces up the stairs and enters the hallway on the second floor. Seeing no Demon Teddy Bears in the hallway Satan goes through the closest double doors. There seems to be no Demon Teddy Bears in this hallway either. With his tail up high Satan walks along the hallway proudly. He enters the music room and quickly notices there is in fact nothing of interest in the room. There is another riddle written on the board. Satan chooses to ignore it and leaves the music room.
The first thing he notices is a gang of Demon Teddy Bears. If they had faces they would look rather angry. Satan knows one thing for sure, there is a time to fight and there is a time to run. This is a time to run. Satan runs along the hallway with the bears not far behind. In his panic he enters the locker room. He jumps onto the top of the lockers and then jumps. He hears the door to the locker room open and the snarls of the Demon Teddy Bears. Looking up he sees a conveniently open locker.
Without a second thought he jumps into the locker. Before he gets a chance to turn around the locker door slams shut. On the outside he can hear the Demon Teddy Bears laughing. That's when Satan began his attack against the locker door.
Present The Sewers
While Satan is happily killing some Little Green Aliens, as Harry calls them, Harry is picking a health drink that he found on the floor. Since entering the sewers the Little Green Aliens have tried to prod and probe Harry. His only defences his handgun and a cat called Satan. It seems Harry lost all the ammunition for the shotgun. Harry soon comes to a corner. On the floor is a dead Little Green Alien. This one has a bullet wound in its butt and another in its head. On its left leg there is a tag with 'Cybil's Evidence' written on it.
"Who the hell is Cybil?" Harry looks at the corpse and kicks. "Doesn't matter. She is probably dead being that she is a woman." Harry could not resist but to take that moment and do a heroic pose. For being such a sexist bastard a female Little Green Alien probes Harry. Harry screams in horror as Satan calmly walks up to the creature and begins dismembering it.
Man and cat leave behind the bloody carnage and come to the exit of the sewers. Satan jumps on Harry's shoulder and digs his claws. The last time Harry used a ladder while Satan was on his shoulder, Satan fell off. The reason being a fly flew in front of Harry's face and scared him. Harry has an intense fear of flies. The fly made Harry jump and nearly fell himself. Unfortunately Satan fell instead. For this small accident Harry's bellbottom jeans are no longer bellbottoms.
Harry climbs the ladder cringing at the claws digging into his shoulder. At the top of the ladder there is nothing more then metal grating, metal grating and even more metal grating. Satan jumps off his position on the shoulder and begins walking away from Harry. Harry follows the cat.
He soon comes across a stand with a note pad on it. Satan runs away before Harry can follow. Near the stand is a Ghost Baby wandering about aimlessly. The baby starts walking towards Harry. It falls over then hiccups. It stands up and starts walking towards. Harry moves out of its path and the baby crashes into the stand behind Harry. The baby then disappears after one more hiccup. Harry turns to the notepad and writes on it.
Hag sent me hear
Nothng hear
Jst a cat and this thnng
Harry Mason
Harry reads over the note. He turns away from the stand and sees a shadow head towards him. The shadow is Satan. Satan looks at Harry and then starts walking back in the direction he came. Harry decides to follow. On the grating he sees the limbs of what was once Demon Teddy Bears. Satan walks over to the Carousel and jumps up its steps. Harry follows.
Author Note: Next chapter is all Cybil boss fight and of course the return of Dahlia.
