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Loving Xander and Jealous Boyfriends

It was Xander's birthday. Things had actually been going pretty good for Alexander Harris that meant that something was gonna go wrong. Living on the Hellmouth trouble was definitely a brewing.

Xander sat at the Bronze that night waiting for Cordelia to show. Buffy and Angel were hanging with Willow at a table and Oz was playing tonight. Ever since Willow found out about Oz being a werewolf they had become strangely closer. Then Cordelia appeared.

'Alright I have to do this if I want to keep my high social stats. Have to break up with Xander.'

"Hey."

"Xander. You look good."

"Oh I let Buffy dress me."

"Huh?"

"Not physically."

"Of course you had to make this harder."

"Okay, clearly the fact that I please you visually has got us off on the wrong foot here."

"Xander…"

"Cordelia?"

"Look Xander I think that we should break up."

"What? You're kinda throwing me a curve ball here."

"Xander…"

"Yeah! Okay... Do you know what's a good day to break up with somebody? Any day besides their birthday! I mean, what, were you running low on dramatic irony?"

"I know. I didn't mean to do it this way. I..."

"Well, you did."

Cordelia gives Xander a sorry look before Xander turns away.

The next day Xander happened to remember seeing Amy work some mojo on Ms. Beakman and decided that maybe she could help him out. So he went on the trail to find the little witch. Then all of a sudden he found her. When he did so he grabbed her arm and pulled her to the side.

"What are you doing?" She asked as he yanked her away.

"Amy. Good to see you. You're a witch."

"No, I'm not. That, that was my mom, remember?"

"Yeah, I'm thinking it runs in the family. I saw you working that mojo on Ms. Beakman. Maybe I should go tell somebody about..."

"That's not even... That is so mean!"

"Blackmail is such an ugly word."

"I didn't say blackmail."

"Yeah, but I'm about to blackmail you, so I thought I'd bring it up."

"What do you want?"

"What do I want? I want some respect around here. I want, for once, to come out ahead. I want the Hellmouth to be working for me. You and me, Amy we're gonna cast a little spell," he said looking over at Cordelia and Harmony.

Amy looks past him at Cordelia as well, and then turns her eyes up at him.

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Later in the library Xander found Buffy.

"Hey Xand."

"Hey Buff."

"How's everything?"

"You know peachy."

"I mean with the Cordelia breaking up with you last night."

"How couldn't I know?"

"Sorry Xand."

"It's okay, you know."

"If you want I could beat her up for you."

"Thanks, but I'm on it."

"What are you thinking Xander?"

"Amy's a witch. She's gonna work her little mojo for me."

"Sounds good. Taking magic to the level of sweet revenge. What ya gonna do to her?"

"Working on a love spell. Gonna make her love me then break up with her see how she likes it."

"Well can't say the bitch didn't have it coming."

"Can we not talk about Cordelia?"

"Sure."

"Let's talk about the Buffster. How's Angel?"

"Angel I thought you two hated each other."

"Well we do you just happen to have a happier love life then I do."

"Well seeing as Cordelia comes to mind I might agree with happier. Angel's good."

"Well someone obviously noticed the stupidy of me dating Cordelia," Xander said sarcastically.

"Okay what's wrong Xand?"

"It's just I don't wanna talk about Cordy. That's why I asked about you and Angel."

"Sorry it's just not much to really say about Angel and I."

"No juicy details."

Then Xander noticed the blush that crept across Buffy's face.

"No there are juicy details."

By now Buffy's face was a dark red.

"Buff?"

"Alright so there are juicy details none of which you need to know."

"You so had sex with Angel."

And just when it looked like her face couldn't get any redder it did.

"What Angel and I do is NONE of your business."

"Okay."

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That night was chosen to do the spell. This would be preformed in the science lab.

Xander is holding a candle and sitting bare-chested and cross-legged on the floor inside a large red symbol for woman painted on the floor. Three red vertical stripes are painted on his chest. Amy is at a lab table where she's waving the locket over her witch's brew, which is boiling in a beaker over a Bunsen burner.

"Diana... goddess of love and the hunt... I pray to thee. Let my cries bind the heart of Xander's beloved. May she neither rest nor sleep until she submits to his will only."

The flame of the burner becomes huge as the power of the spell emanates from the beaker and swirls above it and between her hands.

"Diana, bring about this love and bless it."

The swirls of energy begin to return to the beaker and disappear.

"Xander blow out the candle now!"

The spell's power has dissipated and Xander blows out the candle.

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The next day in school Xander tried talking to Cordelia to see if the spell had worked but it hadn't worked and she insulted him and walked the other way.

Then he ran into Buffy and saying that was a scary experience would be putting it lightly. Buffy had grabbed him kissed him and tried to seduce him. It was scary. Then he realized that the spell must have affected Buffy and not Cordelia.

"Buffy NO!"

"No what Xander don't you want me," she pouted.

"No Buffy it's the spell you don't want to do this. You love Angel remember?"

"Love You More. Want you more."

"No Buffy. Please you're making this hard."

"Sorry Xand."

"Now Buffy lets get you straightened out. You love Angel and this is a spell."

"Okay. I love Angel and I'm under a spell."

"Yes."

"So why do I love Angel?"

Xander banged his head into a bookshelf.

"I'm sorry," was all Buffy said as she watched her friend bang his head.

"It's okay Buffy."

After school that day Buffy went to see Angel she was gonna break up with him even though Xander said that she loved him.

"Angel I think we should break up."

"What? Where was I? What's going on Buffy?"

"I love Xander."

"Xander?"

"Yeah Xander I love Xander."

"When did this happen?"

"I don't know really, but I love Xander and not you," with that said Buffy walked out of Angel's apartment.

All it took was a few minutes for the Anger to rise from within him. Buffy had left him claiming to love Xander and not him. The woman he loved more than anything didn't love him anymore. He was just standing in the kitchen when the microwave caught his attention. The one thing that reminded him of her the most was starring at him and that's when it happened.

"Stupid fucking microwave," he screamed as he picked it up and smashed it onto the kitchen floor.

"Stupid Xander taking the one thing that means the most to me. I'm gonna kill the asshole taking away Buffy."

Angel stormed around his entire apartment grabbing and throwing anything that reminded him of Buffy before collapsing on the bed.

That day for Alexander Harris could not have been stranger. The spell had totally screwed up. Every other woman in the town fell in love with him and not the one he had originally wanted. Buffy trying to seduce him had been way weird but then Amy trying to turn Buffy into a rat weird. Magic happened to be the Hellmouth special for the day. And now he was running with Buffy into her house where he would meet his biggest surprise. When he and Buffy had arrived in the kitchen of Buffy's home where they found Joyce writing out some bills.

Joyce had started hitting on him and then they ran. Buffy and Xander ran into Buffy's bedroom where they locked and barricaded the door and window.

"Are you okay Xand?"

"Yeah. I think I've got a few cuts but I should be fine."

"Here I've got a first aid kit. I'll fix ya up."

A few minutes later and Xander was all fixed up. "There ya go all better."

"Thanks Buff, but what are we gonna do now?"

"Stay here and get some sleep."

Somehow Xander was just so exhausted from his day that it hadn't taken so long for Buffy to convince him to sleep with her. So they just cuddled up and didn't say anything about the crazy day in which they had just had. They just lay in each others arms and fell into a much needed sleep.

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The next morning they awoke and Buffy still wanted Xander the spell still held.

"God is he ever gonna lift this spell?" Buffy thought aloud.

"God I hope Giles can do it."

"Ya know this is soooooo weird."

"You're telling me. So are we skipping school today?"

"I think so I'm not going out there with all those girls that are still way crazy about you. You were in my bed last night I'm soooooo not going out there."

"So we stay here then and what?"

"Sleep."

"Sounds good."

So they went back to sleep and when they woke up the spell was gone. Buffy was no longer in love with Xander.

"Buffy are you all right?"

"Yeah I'm fine. No more spell. Oh god!" Buffy had started to remember breaking up with Angel.

"What?"

"I broke up with Angel yesterday."

"Buffy I thought I told you not to do that."

"I know but it was the spell and I was in love with you."

"Alright Buff I'll help you get him back even though I hate him."

"You'll be lucky if I get him back cause if I don't I'm gonna kill you," Buffy said just before picking up a pillow and hitting Xander in the head.

"Oww that hurt!"

"You get what you deserve."

"No fair you have super powers."

"I know they come in handy during pillow fights."

Xander picked up a pillow and hit her back. That's what the two friends did all day beat each other up with pillows.

'God we gotta go to school tomorrow,' Xander thought as he threw another pillow at his friend.


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I kinda think this was some of my suckier stuff but I promise the next chapter will be up soon and it will be less lame but I need to know if I should write on