Artemis Fowl Reunited

Prologue


It has been six months since the LEPrecon – the Lower Elements Police of the fairy people – mind-wiped thirteen-year-old criminal genius mastermind Artemis Fowl – pushing his memory of the fairy people far back into his mind. It seemingly erased it. Artemis, now a genius of fourteen with the highest IQ in Europe, has reunited with his old dwarf friend, Mulch Diggums, who had the information Artemis needed to re-access his knowledge of the fairy people.

Meanwhile, the LEP and Foaly, the genius centaur who is the reason the fairy people haven't been discovered by all of the humans, have lifted their six-month long watch on Artemis. They have no idea that Artemis is still the genius that he was. They have no idea that he will come back for them – but not in the cruel way they expect if he ever did come back. They – and especially a captain of the LEP, Holly Short – aren't prepared.


Number one, that was crappy.

I wrote that when I finished reading the third Artemis Fowl book back in the day. I've ordered the fourth one.

Anywhoosle, I was a crappy writer – more than now – when I wrote this. The next chapters will be MUCH better.

Pretty much the story will be about Artemis and the fairy gang getting back together. This will lead into my sequel. I've already written the first chapter of that (it was for school, but it's pretty good).