The Real World

With the cast members from Yu Yu Hakusho, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Inuyasha, Rurounie Kenshin, and Yu-Gi-Oh!

"I the Disclaimer Guy am only a figment of Sparky the Invisible Pyro's imagination, thus meaning I do not exsist and that I am not-"

"Shaddup and do what I made you for!" StIP yelled. "I don't care if you don't exsist, just fippen disclaim you baka."

"Fine!" Disclaimer Guy yelled. "StIP doesn't own the shows previously mentioned, and also other things like her bed, shoes, Juciey Juice, and.." he began.

"I'm serious if you.."StiP paused for a second before her eyes began to glow red and her voiced deepened. "...don't stop I'll do things I saw happen in chapter black and I WILL NOT BE HELD ACCOUTABLE FOR MY ACTIONS!"

"eep, Right! Okay then on with other things!" The disclaimer guy squeaked.

"Anywho, I'm Shadow Dragon, and I will be helping StIP aka: sparky out with the story." Said SD as StIP began to chase after the disclaimer guy with her machine gun.

"Okay then, lets begin." StIP said after 'taking care' of disclaimer guy. "Oh and one more thing, I Sparky the Invisible Pyro and Shadow Dragon will have our characters in here named Shinya and Kira." She continued jumping up and down excitedly.

"Oh crap, Stip what did you eat!" SD asked pulling out her bat.

"I dunno, O' and don't forget also helping us later on will be KL also known as Ceileta! Choo! Choo!- (thud)" SD is holding bat above StIP's head.

"Now lets get this over with,"

From YYH: Yusuke, Kurama, and Hiei

From Trigun: Vash, Legato(StIP:drool), Knives(SD:Drool),

From Cowboy Bebop: Spike and Faye,

From Rurouni Kenshin: Kenshin, and Sano

From Inuyasha: Inuyasha, Miroku, Sango, and Naraku (StIP: (smile)) and last but not least (SD: it is least, StIP: glares)

From: Yu-Gi-Oh: Yugi, Bakura, Kaiba, and Joey

"Isn't that too many people?" StIP asked waking up. "Oh well, this should be fun! Oh yes and random people from other shows and real life will appear throughout this story."

And it Begins!

"Hello peoples and welcom to the real world in Las Vegas! (SD:Why is it in Las Vegas? StIP:I honestly have no clue.) Now you have no privacy because of us! Hope you enjoy your time at the house!" said Kiki walking out (She will also appear every once in a while)

"Okay Sayonara mate!" said Shinya waving to Kiki.

"yep...bye." said Kira dully.

"Okay good 'aye mates! Time for INTRO's!" Shinya said grinning.

"Your not Australian..." Kira stated.

"Thaz what you think Sheila," Shinnya continued.

"DON'T CALL ME SHIELA!" Kira said with a glare.

"K, mate." Shinya said with a smile as Kira growled.

"uhhh...do we really have to live with those people." Spike asked.

"Right! Back to introductions! I'm Shinya spelled with one N!"

"No, two!"

"One!"

"Two!"

"One!"

"Two!"

"I said one. It's my name and my game!" said Shinnya holding her treasured prize, her bazooka.

"Hn," said Kira walking away.

"Oh yeah and that's Kira!" Said Shinya putting away bazooka.

"What in the hell are you doing with a bazooka!" Yusuke yelled.

"She likes things that go boom." Said Kira out of nowhere.

"Yeah! Oh dude real worlds on! I'm gonna go watch!" screamed Shinya running off as everyone looked a little like --U

Hey lookie I'm on TV! Ha! This is so coool" Shinya yelled from the other room.

"Anyways that raps introductions up!" Said Kira.

"Hey that's 20 people incuding you guys!" Faye said out of the blue.

"Yes, and if I"m correct we only have three bedrooms with 5 beds to each room," Kurama said.

"Well it looks like a couple of us will be sharing beds, this is gonna be fun." Kira grinned madly.

"How big are the beds?" Legato asked.

"Twin." Answered Shinnya.

"You've got to be kidding me!" Spike complianed

"So who will be sleeping with whom?" questioned the ever intelligent Kurama.

"Well I'm not sleeping with any of you morons," said Kaiba walking off toward the computer room.

"Well I believe that some of the women here will be in need of my protection." Miroku began egdeing toward the women in the group.

"Oh no you don't." Sango said glaring daggers at him.

"Ohhhh, I have a idea!" Shinya yelled rushing off. A minute later she replied holding hat with slips of paper inside. "Okay I numbered each bed, only 5 beds have the same number twice, meaning if your number matches with somebody you have to share there bed." she finished

Everyone agreed...even Kaiba. They pulled their slips. Only then did Shinnya realize the flaw with her plan.

RESULTS

People who have to share beds

Shinnya and Bakura

Shesshomaru and Inuyasha

Yusuke and Joey

Sano and Vash

Kira and Miroku

"I DON'T WANNA SLEEP WITH A GUY THAT'S GROSS!" Screamed Yusuke automatically.

"YEAH WHAT HE SAID!" Joey yelled with Yusuke.

"THERE IS NO WAY I'M SHARING A BED WITH HIM!" Screamed Inuyasha pointing at Shesshy.

"Humph, stupid little brother, not like I would even stay in the same room as you." Shessy said, the only calm one.

"Hello, you are in the same room with him." Shinya said pointing out the obvious. "Anyways I don't think that it is too proper for me to share the same bed with a guy, no offense Bakura," Shinya said simply.

"Who cares about Bakura! I'll trade! THERE IS NO WAY IN THE SEVEN HELLS I'M SHARING A BED WITH THIS PERV!" Kira screamed pointing at Miroku.

"Well, you can always keep me company in my bed." Miroku said advancing on Shinya.

Kira smacks Shinnya's had as she advances for a nearby knife. "Bad, what did I tell you about playng with knifes?" Kira asked

"Huh? What about me?" Asked Knives popping out of his room.

"Nothing now shoo," Kira said despite the urge to huggle him. (SD: or Yusuke, or Jin, or...nevermind, StIP: Huggle? HA! Who knew she had a soft side. SD: Hn, shows how much you know me...course nobody know about my soft side..nevermind again.)

"That all the knifes are yours and I'm not supposed to play with them." Shinnya said answering the previous question.

"Anyways so Shinya would you mind keeping me company in my bed?" Said a perv sitting down next to Shinya.

"That's against the cause, And anyways if I did have a choice I suppose Bakura would be the most perferable choice." She said weighing the logic.

"Miroku if I were you I would not try anything on Shinya, she'll hurt you." Said a slightly amused Kira.

Miroku paid no heed to Kira's warning and began to rub Shinya's butt.

"I recommend that you remove your hand before you no longer have a hand, and I do the unthinkable," Said Shinya politly removing his hand with a firm grip. She squeezed slightly and Miroku gasped in pain. Not very loud but loud enough for Shinya to hear. "consider this a warning." She said with a dangerous glint in her eyes.

"Wow I didn't think she'd let you off so easily." Kira said with dissapointment.

"It won't be so bad Shinya, I'm sure we can work something out." Bakura said soothingly sitting next to Shinya, then he leaned in and whispered so softly that no one but Shinya could hear. "But maybe if would be funner if you stayed with me." He chuckled softly as he got up and walked towards his room. Shinya began to blush wildly.

"So Shinya, what's got ya looken so red?" asked Kira who was beaming with interest

"Uhh...I..It's just hot that's all don't you think so." Shinya stumbled with her words as her mind wouldn't stop thinking perverted thoughts!(StIP: Well it's not hard too, I mean if you had to share a bed with Bakura well as I always say.. choo choo 'he he he ho ho ho' Hiei quote)(SD:...and I thought I was bad with Gin, Yusuke, and Chu. I stand corrected!)(StIP: Shaddup I really don't care!)(SD: Yes you dooooo, you wouldn't be so defensive about it hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaahahahha)

"So who's up for a game?" Asked Sango

"Oh I would like to play." Said Vash

And to speed things up the game the played was charades and here's who played: Joey, Vash, Legato, Sango, Miroku, Kenshin, Everyone else watched or did something else except for Bakura, Shinya, Kira, Knives, Hiei, and Yusuke.

"Uhhh...I don't want to play anymore!" said Shinya embarrasedly

"Sorry you lose you strip, now take it off." Said Yusuke

"I only wanted to play poker not strip." Shinya said defiantly.

"Come on I had to take off my shirt and now it's your turn." Said Bakura. Shinya was starring intensly at him because he had a nice body . (StIP: of course he does, he's a sexy albino:KAWIAAI-smile-)(SD: I give up!)

"What is it?" he replied embarrassed at her staring.

"Oh nothing." She replied wiping away some drool quickly Man what a nice body...(StIP: Like I said before) she smiled as she began to remove her shirt.

"Okay deal." said Kira.

Everyone laid down their hands. "Kay Hiei you lost again take it off!" Shinya said glowing.

"I no longer want to play this baka-na nigen game of yours." Said Hiei getting up.

"Hey we all did it now sit and strip!" Shinya yelled angrily.

Much to everyone's surprise Hiei obliged. He took off his final piece of clothing. Shinya grinned madly, Hiei blushed. (StIP: Damn, they do get the good life :sniff: no fair!)

They all dealed again this time Kira lost, her first time too. She took off a sock.

Five more minutes of playing...Stats check up.

Shinya-no clothes (StIP: how shameful...guess she sucks a poker)

Yusuke-boxers (SD:drool)

Hiei-no clothes (StIP: faints)

Bakura-pants only (StIP: Kawaai)

Knives-shirtless (SD: drool)

Kira-only one sock gone (too good for her own good)

Hiei and Bakura kept staring a Shinya regarless of her (cough)pathetic protests (cough) and was unsuccessfully trying too hide behind Kira. At this moment Kaiba, and Naraku walked through the door with out paying attention.

"Oh shit!" Yelled Shinya shrinking even more and also drawing attention to herself.

Kaiba and Naraku only stared. Kira threw her baggy shirt to Shinya, leaving her only in her cami. Shinya wasted no time putting it on.

Kaiba just turned around and walked out.

"Got room for one more?" (sorry people I love Naraku, my alcholic tropical fruit beverage.) lol

"Sorry guys but I've gotta go." Said Shinya running out the door. Hiei was already fully dressed and walking out the door.

"Hiya, so still wanna play?" asked Kira cheerfully.

Everyone "Nope were good."

"Good cause I'm done!" Kira said walking out.

10 minutes later...

"Okay I hate to annouce this but,..." Shinya paused for a minute. "My bra is missing."

At that moment Naraku, Kaiba and Shesshie walk out of a room.

Shinya looked around angrilly before storming of to her room/other peoples room. "Never mind."

Everyone looked at eachother as the akward silence streched.

"That's weird." Spike said breaking the ice.

"Now what do we do?" Kurama questioned.

"Hey I know lets play a game of duel monsters!" Joey suggested.

"Are you kidding me that's lame, how about a video game." Challenged Yusuke.

"Your on!" Yelled Joey, and they began.

20 minutes later

Fresh sweat glistened Yusuke's head. Slowly Joey licked his lips in anticipation. There eyes intent on the screen before them. Their fingers worked feverently on the control pad. Kurama ran up and dabbed Yusuke's forehead, Shinya fed some Juciey Juice to Joey through a straw,he drank thirstilly. Yusuke muttered curses under his breath. Joey didn't blink. Cheering was heard in the background, the frasies that were heard were, "whoo whoo go Yusuke," "Come on, and you call yourself a man!" "Come on use the chicken, not the hamster!" that comment caused a momentary silence until. "You know Yusuke, if you win I'll show you how a true man feels." Everyone's head swung to voice that said this to see no one. The people at the table in the back of the room looked around before going back to their so called fun.

"Okay I've got a Yellow teletubby trading card. If Joey wins I'll get the the whole lot." Faye said.

Sano took out a card from his ...um...somewhere (can't think of somewhere) and slapped it on the table. "Well I've got this teletubby, the purple one it's called um.. um.. anyways they only made 5 of these. If Yusuke wins I get the whole lot." He smirked.

The lights went dark as a girl wearing a cape and a bat mask swung into the living room. Music played in the background sounding like, "da da da da da da da da da da BAT MAN!" She paused glaring at the sterio.

"I'm a girl, A GIRL!" She yelled. Joey and Yusuke didn't even look at her. She ran up and swiftly took Yusuke's controller. Just then she took of her mask and began to flip her hair.IN SLOW MOTION. Joey pulled his eyes away from the screen to look at her for a second. The moment his eyes went of the screen, she pushed a few buttons on the controller and beat Joey. Kira was the mystery person.

Joey looked at the screen with wide eyes before going on his knees to scream a dramatic "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" at the sky. Sano began to collect the cards he won as Faye began to weep at the loss of her favorite card.

"Well that was some what entertaining." Shinya said sitting indian style on the couch. Kira looked at her breifly smiling and with a flourish of her cape she ran off to her room. (SD: You do know that they don't know who shares which rooms right, StIP: Of course I do, but there is no reason for telling them because of later events.)

Inuyasha was sitting next to Shinya who was playing with his ears. He was muttering unaudiably. " So Inuyasha, what's on your mind?" She said, scratching him behind the ear. He slightly tilted his head showing pleasure for a second before jumping away from her.

"DON'T TREAT ME LIKE A DOG!" he yelled rather angry.

She shook her finger and gave him a naughtly boy look. "Temper temper, control yourself and don't let everything bother you. Stress kills and getting angry all the time can do a number on you." She made it sound like he was a boy that got caught stealing cookies from a cookie jar.

Inuyasha gave her a disdainful look before replying to Shinya's first question. "There is no way I'm going to sleep in the same bed with Sesshomaru." He growled his hands clenched into a fist.

She stood up shaking her head. "Yes I totally agree, and I shouldn't have to share a bed with a guy." Inuyasha nodded in response. "We should do something." she said with confidence.

"YEAH!" Inuyasha agreed.

I can't believe Kira got too small of a house..."

"Sooooooo it's my fault is it?" Kira asked walking out, hands in her pockets.

"Yes. Yes it is." Shinya responded.

"Kay then I guess I'll have to fix it, now won't I?"

"Eh?"

"Okay, EVERYONE OUT NOW UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE MURDERED IN VARIOUS EVIL WAYS!" Kira screamed.

After some pushing, shoving, screaming and deals where made :cough cough perverted guys that wouldn't leave cough cough: everyone was outside.

Once everyone was outside she ran back in as a huge dust cloud appeared engulfing the whole house. Jack hammers, buzz saws, the construction sound made when something was backing up (the beeping noise) and saws, hammering, various curses was heard from the dust cloud.

Shinya shook her head with worry dominating her face.

"What is so bad that it is?" Asked Kenshin curiously.

"Tools, and Kira don't mix." Shinya said with much worry in her voice. Everyone looked at the house nervously.SD: Expecially after the incident where I almost drilled a hole in my finger simply screwing two peices of wood together for a science proj.)

End Chapter One

"Well that raps up chapter one." StIP said smiling.

"Yup sure does," SD said punching a fist in the air.

"I will get you back StIP, this I swear on my very life!" Disclaimer guy yelled who was currently hung from a ceiling fan with a nuise who was duct tape up with a sign on him saying 'die and repent' that had a pink sparkly heart on it, His eyes were covered with a bandana. (people this actually happend.)

"I shoulda covered his mouth." StIP said shaking her head. "Disclaimer guy you forgot to disclaim something..."

"Uhhhh... I did?"

"Yes!" StIP said pulling out the bat. "And now time to practice my pinata skills, unless you remember what you were to disclaim." StIP began to advance on Disclaimer guy.

"Eeeep, uhhh... uhhh.. TELETUBBIES, SPARKY THE INVISIBLE PYRO DOESN'T OWN TELETUBBIES!" Disclaimer guy cried as StIP regretably put down the bat.

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