Chapter 2

"Well day one continues (SD: ha ha yeah for 5 more chappies StIP: Regretably yes), so what chaotic things will happen today?" StIP questioned sitting in a big chair next to the fire place that currently had a fire in it.

"StIP what in the hell are you doing dressed like Sherlock Holmes?" SD said massaing her temples.

StIP took off her hat and began to smile like an idiot. "Well I uhhh... um, I'm investegating the mystery gay person!" StIP shouted.

"Why?" SD asked.

"Because I want to know who he is?"

"Um... has it ever occured to you since you made this fanfic then you'd know."

StIP eyes grew wide as she realized what SD just stated. "You're right, so then I would know who he is." She paused for a minute before blushing. "Heh, now I remember."

SD gave her a level look, "Anyways, Disclaimer guy disclaim!"

Disclaimer guy walked up. "Sparky the Invisible Pyro dosen't own the shows etc... and anything else mentioned in this chapter."

"Wow, I think that's the best disclaimer he's ever done." StIP praised. Disclaimer guy gave a pleased look. StIP gave him a raise in his paycheck. "See I'm not so mean." Disclaimer guy nodded. (Oh and sorry about this but I never metioned that Shessie was part of this and he is.)

Chapter 2- secrets revealed, and coming and going of people

The construction noises stopped as Kira walked out of the cloud of smoke. She was nursing several fingers that were bleeding. Shinya shook her head and sighed with exasperation.

"And now I present to you..." Kira said as the cloud of dust debree etc... began to ebb away. "The new and improved house with everything included."

The dust debree etc.. finally ebbed to show a house beautifully constructed. It was a three story house, with a pattio and outside hot tub. Everyone gaped as Kira showed pleasure in her work that could be praised, all of them were oblivious to a sneaking away Shinya who ran into the house.

Once everyone was over the shock of 'the new house' they went inside to check it out. The moment they got inside Shinya walked into the living room (the room they entered was the living room)

"Kira you baka. We may have more rooms but now we only have 12 beds." Shinya yelled at Kira.

Kira began counting on her fingers before she began to grin madly, "Oops, well then I guess this will be interesting." She paused breifly, "by the way, how big are the beds? I forgot."

"Thank goodness they're double. Well, lets forget about this now and check out the new house." She ran off for a second with Kira at her heels, a minute later they return wearing the same uniform. "Hello people I'm Shinya Beep-" She gave a confused look, "Beep BEEP BEEP!" She yelled trying to say her last name.

"Is her name censored?" Yugi asked.

"No, She just can't say it, anyways I'm Kira Kurohyou." Then together in unison Shinnya and Kira said. "We'll be your tour guides." They walk off without checking to see if everyone was following. Everyone looked at eachother before following Kira and Shinnya.

They arrived at the first room that was on the basement floor, they walked through glass doors. On the other side was a indoor pool, and a hot tub.

"This is the indoor pool room(StIP: Really I woulda never of guessed SD: yea i know), with a bar and also a pole." Shinya said walking over to a pole surrounded by mirrors (got the pole idea from 'cribs'). "This is a fireman pole. They're fun to play with." She said caressing the pole.

Kira shook her head, "And if you follow me we'll take you to the game room." She said as Shinnya ran to catch up with the group. They walked pass a door with a DO NOT ENTER sign, The door was iron with studs decorating the door.

"What's that?" Sango asked as Vash reached for the door handle. A loud smack was heard as a bamboo stick was laid on top of Vash's hands.

"Vashie Vashie," She said with a hint of mockery in her voice. "Did you read the sign. It says do not enter. I advise to take heed of the doors warnings." She said. Vash nursed his injured hand.

"You forgot my question. What's behind the door?" Sango asked with considerable interest.

"Well you see it is the door to eternal suffering. Once you enter that door you may never exit." Kira said with a monotone voice as dramatic organ music was heard in the background.

"And also, you never die. You become immortal, thus eturnal suffering." Shinya said extremely bubbly, as more dramatic organ music played in the background. Everyone looked at her because the combination made it really creepy.

"And now moving on," Kira said with a wink to Shinya as she led the tour group away.

"Wait Sango, Faye, could you please stay with me for a second?" Shinya said with a innocent (cough)evil(cough) gleam in her eyes. Both looked at eachother and went over to Shinya.

"What do you want?" Faye whined.

"Oh, nothing." She said as she opened 'the Door' (dramatic organ music plays in background. StIP: Geeze we already get the idea! -more dramatic organ music- StIP- walks over to Kiki who's playing a organ and hits her with a bat- StIP: there that outta shut her up.) Shinya quickly grabbed both and threw them into 'the door' thus fazing them.

"Oops, meant to open that." Then Shinya opened 'the door' (StIP: looks around, no organ music plays -sigh- I almost miss the tune, -organ music plays in the background- NOOOOOOOOOOOOO) Once 'the door' was opened more dramatic music played as various screams were heard, Shinya quickly grabbed them both and threw them in the room behind 'the door'.

"Why are you doing this to us?" Sango yelled.

"NOOOOOOOOOO, NOT LAWYERS!" Faye yelled as Shinya slammed the door shut smirking.

"There's nothing worse than spending eternity with a insurance sales-man, and lawyers that can't die." Shinya said walking off toward the group.

Once Shinya caught up with the group Kira was talking about the indoor bowling ally.

"Shinnya, where's Sango and Faye?" Miroku asked.

Shinya's face looked grave a single tear ran down her face. "I told them not to open the door but they did. I.." She faltered, her voice cracking. "I.. I.. I COULDN'T HELP THEM!" She wailed, Bakura put a comforting arm around her.

"It's okay, I know you tried." He said encouragingly. She smiled weakly.

"Shinya, here lets go to the bathroom. Just let it all out." Kira said patting her back and leading her away from the group. Once out of ear shot Kira whispered. "Good job, I almost believed you myself."

Shinya looked up smirking, "I didn't take drama for nothing you know." She said, as they headed back to the group Shinya put on her "I can't believe they're gone act." Sadly everyone except the ever knowing Kira fell for it. What was also sad was the only people who didn't care was Knives, Kaiba, Sano, Hiei, Legato, and Inuyasha. A major hurt to her ego. She would make them suffer.

The other rooms they looked at on the basement floor was the sports room, which held a basketball court and also had a volleyball court in there, a excersise room, a dungon with various tourturing devices (which held Naraku, and Bakura's interst), and the under ground movie thetere (which is more than just that but you'll find out more soon enough). This was all on the basement floor.

Next they went to the first floor, here there was the Kitchen, cafe' shop, living room, family room, game room, and, garage. That raps it up.

After that there was the 2nd floor wiich consisted of the tanning room, lounging room, the make out room, the libaray, dojo with the sauna, mud room, and the music room which double for recording, karoke, and performance.

Last but not least the top floor was revealed. This is where the bedrooms are, also the bathrooms, with the exceptiong of the bathrooms on the first and basement floor. There are a total of 6 bedrooms and 3 bathrooms up here. The guys bathroom consiting of two showers and a sink etc.. the girls bathroom which has a bath tub, etc.. and the co' ed room that has a bath tub, shower, etc... made for more people.

"So now to address the problem of earlier. Exactly what is the new sleeping arangment?" Bakura asked so innocently (StIP: -sigh- he's so cute)

End Chappie 2.

SD: ha ha just jokeing

StIP:starts chasing with a baseball bat: BAKA ONNA GET BACK HERE! DON'T U DARE TRY TO CONTROL MY FANFICTION!

SD: EEP! on with the story! ahhhhhhhh :runs away:

StIP: KU KU KU KU KU KU KU!

Back to story

Shinya looked at Bakura and grinned. "Well I supose we could do a new bedding arrangment, Kira get the hat!" Shinnya ran off. Kira pulled a hat out of nowhere, and Shinya came running back with the slips of paper. (People if you read chpt 1 you'd know what I'm talking about.) And so they went through the whole thing again.

Bedding was as followed

(6 bedrooms 12 beds)

Room 1:

Bed 1: Shinya & Bakura

Bed 2: Hiei & Naraku

Room 2:

Bed 1: Kaiba & Legato

Bed 2: Inuyasha & Kenshin

Room 3:

Bed 1: Joey & Yusuke

Bed 2: Sano

Room 4:

Bed 1: Kira & Spike

Bed 2: Kurama & Knives

Room 5:

Bed 1: Yugi & Miroku

Bed 2: Shesshoumaru

Room 6:

Bed 1: Vash

Bed 2: No one

Everyone looked at eachother, Shinya couldn't stop smiling, Kira kept banging her head on various walls, (StIP: or as I like to put it running into various doors! SD: Hey!) People made there protest untill ...The phone rang. Shinya picked up the phone.

"Hello?" She replied,

"Yes, this is Kiki, and the producers want you to host a version of the Rocky Horror Picture Show?"

"You mean THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW!?" She said looking around. Kira heard this and walked over.

"What about the Rocky Horror Picture Show?" She asked.

"Kira the producers want us to host the Rocky Horror Picture Show!" Shinya said with enthusiasm. Kira's eyes lit up as she began to laugh like "Kukukuku..." Then both grinned maliciously and laughed "Muwhahahahaha..." you get the idea. Lightning flashed in the background as everyone looked at them like o.O CRAZY!

Kira then grinned evilly. "Heh heh Shinnya, does this mean WE get to choose the cast?"

"Yes, Yes you do." Kiki responded from the phone.

"AHHHHHHH WHAT WAS THAT!" Kira screamed jumping to the ceiling then realizing that she didn't have claws and falling to the floor with a 'thud.'

.-U Pathetic

Shinya couldn't stop smiling, "Okay we'll do that."

"Good, the show is tonight at 8 pm." Kiki said before hanging up.

"WHAT! HOW IN THE SEVEN HELLS ARE WE SUPPOSE TO TRAIN THEM TO DANCE AND SING IN FIVE HOURS?" Kira yelled as everyone looked at her.

"WE'LL BASH IT INTO THEIR HEADS!" Shinya yelled excitedly jumping onto the couch holding a really large sluge hammer.

"Okay, I'll do costumes and make-up." Kira yelled running off.

"Wait Kira! Show them the movie first so they got an idea of what they're doing. Prepare the theatre!"

"OKAY!" Kira yelled running off.

"What's going on?" Yusuke asked confused.

"Oh, well um.. i'm not sure." She said scratching her head.

"Whatever, I'm not particpating in your idiotism." Kaiba said walking away.

Shinya tilted her head watching him walk away. "Are you checking Kaiba out?" Joey asked sounding grossed out.

"Define checking out?" She said with a small smirk on her face not looking away from Kaiba. Kaiba stopped in mid step turning around with a look of surprise on his face.

Shinya ran and glomped Kaiba. "KIRA GET MEASURMENTS OF KAIBA, HE MAKES THE PERFECT FRANK!" She yelled

"wHAT!" Kira asked running in with a tape measure around her neck pieces of cloth sticking to her, pins in her mouth and all over her pants and her fingers already covered in bandaids.

"Frank! He's perfect!" Shinnya said while straddleing Kaiba and holding him down.

"Who?" Kira questioned.

"Kaiba, under me, the one i'm holding down."

"Oooooh... hmmmmmmmm... that look fits you well Shinnya."

"SHUT UP YOU AND TAKE THE" A loud beeping noise was heard for a few seconds. "MEASURMENTS!"

"OKEY-DOKEY!" Kira responded as she began holding a tape measure out and moving it around Kaiba. She continued this for the next few minutes until finally she ran off in a cloud of smoke. "HURRY UP AND CHOOSE THE OTHER CAST MEMBERS!"

"K then... Who's next?" She said looking around. The guys began to back away slowly. "Ah-hah! Heeeeeeeeeello Janet." Shinnya said with an evil smirk as she began to advance towards Kenshin.

"Oro?"

"Oro, yourself. KIRA GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE!" Shinnya yelled as a dust cloud appeared circled Kenshin a couple times then dissapeared back into the other room again, revealing a Kenshin with torn up clothes.

Kenshin looked dazed. "Oro? I feel so violated, that I do." Shinya looked around the room once more. "KIRA I'M SICK OF YELLING, DON'T LEAVE HERE UNTIL YOU KNOW WHO EACH CAST MEMBER IS!" Kira stormed into the room grumbling.

"Fine, but be quick." She snapped.

"Okay, Riff Raff will go to Vash, but we'll have to take care of that hairdo... Rocky will be played by Knives, all's we'll have to do is get rid of that suit and send him down to the second floor for a quick tan...Brad will go tooooooooooooo, Joey... We need glasses, and some dorky clothes... Then lets see the professor in the wheel chair will go to Yugi here... we'll have to do alot... Then our sax dude will be Spike... though we'll need alot of pillows... then we will have our random Rocky Horror dancers that will consist of Naraku, Bakura, Sesshormaru, our friend Sondra, and many other random people that will be visiting us later... Last but not least Magenta will be you (Kira), and Columbia will be me... I think thats it." Shinnya said. "... you may go now."

"GOOD ENOUGH!" Kira said running off in her dust cloud.

The guys stood wide eyed as Seto still lay uncouncious. "Now off to the movies" Shinnya said as she picked up Seto and led the group to the theatre. Once there and getting everyone to turn back into moving creatures from wide eyed statues she popped in the movie and some huge creepy looking lips with crooked teeth appeared and said. "Welcome to the Rocky Horror picture show..." Once the lips finnished their welcome a scarry pair of legs covered in fishnets and wearing high heels appeared upon the screen...

End chappie 2

"ALL OF YOU NOW GO OUT AND RENT OR BUY THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW!"

"SD, don't command the readers to do.. WAIT YOU MUST SEE THIS MOVIE THOUGH, it would make your expirence for this fanfic more understanding/ funny/scarring/ many other things." StIP said.

"Read and Review or we will not contiune this Fanfic." SD commanded

"You like to command don't you? Oh by the way she revieses my stories."

"Oh, please don't review for the sake of my sanity." Seto pleaded.

"Quiet you!" SD and StIP shouted together.