Chapter 3-
Shout outs
Tobi- thanks a lot, glad you liked it, Hiei and Kurama will be random dancers.
Jasmemini -lol your message made me laugh, I'll write as fast as my brain permits
"Well I would also like to think the people who wrote reviews for chapter one, Koto Toguro, and once more Jasmemini thanxs." StIP said happily
"Why not do it now?" SD asked.
"Uhh... well I.. I need to find their names but first I should write the story before I get distracted again.
"Surrrrrrrre... excuses excuses." SD said.
"SHADDUP YOU BLOODY BAKA ONNA, I was going to tell the readers to check out your flamen stories but if you treat me like a bloody little child then I won't do a flamen shout out for you!"
SD just stared and walked away. "Language Sparky,"
StIP yelled rather angrily, "Fine if you don't care neither do I. HA what do you have to say to that?" StIP challenged.
SD turned around and stared blankly, StIP glared.
"Disclaimer guy disclaim." StIP said in defeat. SD smiled.
Disclaimer guy took a deep breath. "She only owns some of her ideas, she doesn't own any of the shows or she wouldn't be writing this and anything else that you know she doesn't own."
StIP began to weep, "I feel so unwanted. And poor, if only I had more people that loved me." She fell into a heap on the floor tears everywhere.
"I love you sparky, just not in the intimate way." SD said comforting. StIP looked up.
"Is it true kitten? I feel the same." They both hug each other as friends and do a happy dance around the bonfire.
Chapter begins-The musical of the rocky horror picture show preparations
Kira sat in a room with tons of cloth material. She worked feverntly on clothes for Seto, the one who would be playing Dr.Frank. Silently she hummed 'the Time Warp' to herself.
"Oh, this really will be a wonderful show." She said with a glint of mischief in her eyes. She got up and walked to the closet room that held every type of shoe made, with several copies of each. She walked in and came out holding a pair of stripper shoes that had diamonds decorating it and had a 5 inch rise on it.
"Puurrrfect." she um...purred (SD: thanxs for making fun of me, StIP: hehehe -SD actually purrs and acts like a kitten so consider this a pun-)
With the cast of the RHPS 'rocky horror picture show'
Everyone sat wide eyed as Shinya laughed silently to herself.
How do you expect us to be able to dance like that?" Joey asked faintly.
"Oh? Don't worry, that's the easy part. Oh! I forgot about the narrator dude, I guess Senko will play him. She dresses like him any ways." Shinya said thoughtfully to herself.
Everyone stood wide eyed at the screen, except of course Shinya who knew what to expect. Seto finally woke.
"Wha...what?" he was laying on Shinya who held his head.
"Oh, good morinin' sunshine." Shinya said. "Your part is coming up soon so I advise you watch." She said looking at the screen.
Seto looked at the screen and a man with an afro and bad make up job came down the elevator, the song started. The man on the screen is singing then suddenly rips off his cloak. Everyone eyes go as big as saucers (ie: O.O, SD: Hey StIP, remember the first time you saw this movie? StIP: Yup, sure do I looked kinda like o.O, and almost fainted, SD: that's an understatement). Shinya only laughed with amusement as Seto screamed.
With our beloved Kira
Kira was working on Kenshin/Janet's costume, when she heard a scream.
"I see Seto has finally got to the part where Dr. Frank'nferd (sp) reveals what's underneath his cloak." Kira said with a malicious smile. Now to continue working. She said as she finished Janet/Kenshin's costume. "Now to begin on Riff Raff's costume." And Kira set to work once more.
In the room of 'eternal suffering'
Sango and Faye held each other while in a corner while the insurance sales man continued to pester them about the advantages to signing up to his plan. The lawyers kept asking them if they needed a case and how the law would get them if they didn't hire a lawyer.
"Sango, maybe you should try killing them again." Faye cried
":It doesn't work. I've tried, and every time they come back and try to sue me for attempted 1st degree murder." Sango cried.
Both wailed as the lawyers advanced lecturing about over due debts and court dates they had to meet.
Back with the cast of the RHPS
With their eyes intent on the screen a few selected began to cry (this including: Joey, Kenshin, Seto, Yugi, and Knives). The rest just laughed.
"OH, I forgot, I'll have to wear the corset, and garter belt!" Shinya said realizing this. "Oh, well. In honor the the Rocky Horror Picture Show, I will bear through he humiliation." she said with a bravado.
Everyone stared at her wide eyed. "What?" She questioned. Seto shook his head and went back to watching his downfall.
And Now with the ever talented Kira
Kira hummed to herself as she finished the final costume. She pulled out some make-up and hair stuff, and began to organize. The song she was humming was genocide. And now she sung it aloud, "Total slaughter, total slaughter, I won't leave a single man alive. La de daaa, la de daaa, and a ocean of blood. Let the killing time begin." She laughed menacingly to herself. She pulled out some chains, as lightning flashed in the background. "Now they can't escape their fate." The phone rang.
She walked over to the phone and picked it up. "Hello?"
A female's voice was heard on the other end. "Hello, it is producers. Tonight we expected a fabulous performance, and we expect you to do well. We have faith in you, and don't worry about the set. We've already took care of that. Good day." the line went dead on the other side.
"Wow, the producers, good golly gosh, I can't believe it!" Kira exclaimed snapping her fingers. She paused for a minute. "Good golly gosh. I'm such a dork."
"You've got that right!" Shinya said in the door way holding a collar.
Kira whipped around. "HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE?" she questioned/yelled.
"Long enough to hear, 'good golly gosh, the producers'. Hey while you're at it you could say 'Great Scott the producers called', or 'gee whiz, I can't believe they called.'" Shinya said mockingly. Kira glared
"Well did you finish showing them the 'show'?" She said forgetting her anger.
"Yeah, did you finish the costumes?"
"Yeah, here." Kira handed over the costumes she made.
"Thanks, now to teach them how to dance." Shinya said grinning madly. She ran off in a dust cloud.
With the cast of the RHPS...again
"Why do we have to wear these incredibly stupid costumes?" Seto asked holding his costume as far away from his as possible.
"Because, you have to get a feel of how they feel." Shinya said tapping in her shoes."
"But what about the songs? I'm mean isn't that a lot?" Joey complained.
"Trust me, when the time comes you'll know what to sing." Shinya said reassuringly. "Sadly I cannot say the same dancing, so lets begin." She said holding a whip, while telling them exactly what to do. "And now prepare your self, this is what the theater also holds." Shinya said pulling out a pen. "Now when I push the thing here," She indicated to the clicker thing that makes the ball point thing come out. "You'll see what also the theater holds." She pushed the button.
The movie screen lifted up to reveal a wooden stage, elaborately built, along with all the things you see at a performance theater. "A stage." she finished.
20 minutes later
"But what about this part there is no way I'm -censored for the sake of this fanfic- with him" Joey yelled pointing at Kaiba.
"The geek has a point." Seto said shuddering at the fact that he agreed with Joey.
Shinya calmly walked up and whispered something in Joey's ear and then in Kaiba's. Both turned pale. "So any objections?" She said caressing her whip. Both shook their heads. "Good, now follow my instruction..." She continued to teach them all the dances etc...
6:30ish'
Kira ran into the theater, "Okay people, it's time for make up. We are going to dazzle the audiences, and show the world that we are actors." Everyone stared blankly except for Shinya who ran over to Kira and clapped her hands.
"Yep, people lets go!" She said with equal enthusiasm. Everyone eyed each other.
Vash was about to voice a complaint when Shinya gave him a level look. He shut up."
Make up and Hair design
Many complaints were heard from several people, mostly Kaiba though. Shinya carried around her whip keeping those who spoke up in line.
"You really get a power charge off that whip don'tcha?" Kira asked.
"You have no idea." She grinned sardonically
Shinya was also acting very perverted as she does with every time she sees the Rocky Horror Picture Show. "So Bakura, are you excited about tonight's performance?" She said, -talking to his yami-
He grinned at her, "Yeah, but after the show is what I'm looking forward to." She smiled faintly. She forgot about the bedding arrangment.
After everyone was dressed and did up in make-up, they did a run through of the show. They did pretty good except that she had to keep Kaiba from running away, Joey from beating up Kaiba, and Kenshin from releasing his inner self the batosai.
Eight o' clock finally came around.
People began filling up the seats in the theater. Kiki walked up to Shinya and Kira who were out on the stage waiting for the show to begin. "It appears everything is going as planned?" Kiki asked.
Shinya and Kira looked at each other smiling and turned to Kiki replying in unison, "Never better." Kiki nodded and continued.
"That is good, you do know the producers are here tonight right?"
They both nodded.
"Good, well break a leg out there." she said grinning mischievously and walked away.
They walked behind the curtains and a few seconds later the curtains were drawn. The show had begun. The lips appeared due to specials effects as it began intros. "Welcome to the Rocky Horror Picture Show..."
End Chapter 3
"Sorry guys, this chapter is as long as my other ones. I'm working with limited material so it makes it harder type up a story w/out giving away too much information." StIP apologized
"Yeah, more excuses," SD, said bluntly.
"That isn't true, in fact you gave me this idea you big meanie!" StIP shouted.
"Well anyways read and review, and she'll try to update her stories asap."
