Chapter 4-the musical of the 'Rocky Horror Picture Show'
"Hello peoples, it's me Sparky the Invisible Pyro. I just want to say thanks to those of you who have read my fanfic and have also messaged me. I am honored that you approve of my writing, and also I am sorry it took me so long to update but just so you know, this is really hard." StIP said
"Yeah, yeah, she's just making up for her sucky third chapter." SD said rather blandly.
StIP glared, she walked up with a angry scowl on her face and punched SD
"ITAIIIII!" SD screeched, "Usually you don't hit that hard."
"Duh, of course. It's my fanfic and anything is possible. OH! Before I forget to mention, only this chapter is rated Adult
THIS CHAPTER IS RATED ADULT
"Due to the content of the Rocky Horror,but the rest of my fanfic is not so here ya go."
Disclaimer guy walked up mumbling. "Great, now they quit mentioning me, maybe I shouldn't disclaim!"
"Maybe you should!" StIP yelled.
Disclaimer guy rolled his eyes, "Sparky, doesn't own YYH, Trigun, R K, YGO, CB, Inuyasha, and the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Chapter Begins
summary: the show was about to start, well we're going to do a bit of rewinding to fit in more material so you can get a better depth of what was going on.-
"Okay, now the random dancers that appear randomly throughout the entire show."StIP shouted. At this time a bunch of people walked in wearing very unfashionable clothes (ie: tight black/some stripped pants, with vest that were gray, green -lime- and many other various colors, and dress shoes, some had sunglasses, others combs and stuff in their hair.)
"Oh this lady is from Cowboy Bebob," Shinya said pointing to a African American that had a afro. "She was featured in the episode 'Shroom Samba'"
Everyone stared blankly. "Anyways, more random dancers, Yusuke, get your ass over here!" Kira yelled. Grumbling Yusuke walked over.
And so they assembled their team of random dancers that appear every so often throughout the film.
Everyone was getting into costumes. "Seto, come on out!" Shinya yelled at the room that had a star on it saying Franenferter (sp).
"NO, I'M NOT PARTICIPATING IN THIS IDIOTISM!" Kaiba yelled from the other side.
Shinya closed her eyes counting to ten under her breath. Taking a deep breath she opened the door and walked through. A few seconds later Kaiba walked out in a robe/cloak, shooting everyone who looked at him a cold glare. Shinya wasn't far behind. Her face was bright red as she stifled giggles.
Everyone looked at Kaiba. "Take it off," Shinnya politely commanded. Seto looked at her as she pinched his butt. He jumped slightly.
"Why should I?" he growled
"So when we perform we'll be used to the idea of how you look." She said looking away and stifling another giggle. He glared at her agitated, and gripped his cloak tighter. She gave a annoyed look and ripped off his cloak quickly. Everyone in the room began to laugh as Seto blushed, glared, and reached for his cloak. Shinnya pulled out her whip and quickly snapped him with it.
"WE CANNOT LAUGH DURING THE PERFORMANCE OR THE PRODUCERS WILL HAVE OUR HIDES!"Shinya yelled. Kira nodded vigorously.
Everyone looked at them and grinned. "I say every man for himself." Joey said walking off stage.
"NO!" Kira yelled running in front of the exit. "If you do bad, they will do worse to you. It's a lose lose situation." Kira said with a sly look on her face. Everyone's eyes bulged.
"Oro?" Kenshin said sitting in a salon chair, his hair was dyed blonde, and in tight curls. Kira looked at him briefly and stifling a giggle before going back to make-up etc... -okay back to where we left on in the third chapter-
The show had begun. The lips appeared due to specials effects as it began intros. "Welcome to the Rocky Horror Picture Show, guaranteed to thrill you, chill you and fulfill you. So come on up to the lab and see what's on the slab." The lips disappeared. Then they reappeared and sang the beginning song with a different voice -fast forward through song (StIP: I... hate... that... song..., SD: agreed).
Scene 1
People are celebrating the Wedding of Betty(Tea from Yugioh) and Ralph(Tomahomei from fushgi yugi) friends of Janet and Brad, Betty throws Bouquet – Janet(-cough-Kenshin-cough) who wore a dress and had curly hair catches it. Everyone leaves – Brad(-cough-Joey-cough-) who had glasses and nice dress clothes and Janet begin to walk in the graveyard.
Off stage-behind to be more exact
Shinya bit her thumb muttering various curses, "How did Kenshin's hair go back to his normal color. I purposely provided Kira with permeant hair dye. Wait how did Tea get into this production? Grrrr.. I'll have to stick her into 'the room' after performance."
Back to scene 1
"Hey, Janet?"
"Yes, Brad?"
"I've got something to say."
"Uh-huh?"
Behind the graveyard was a billboard with a heart on it taking about the happy home. "I really love the...Skillful way...You beat the other girls... to the brides bouquet." Joey looked down nervously
"Oh, Brad." Kenshin said with a innocent voice that was high pitched and fake sounding, laughter was heard throughout the audience. Shinya grinded her teeth. The look of death radiated from her eyes.
A song in the background began as Joey began to sing "The river was deep but I swam it"
Farmers that were around the church said in monotone "Janet"
"The future is ours so lets plan it"
"Janet"
"So please don't tell me to can it"
"Janet"
"I have one thing to say and that's dammit Janet, I love you"
Kenshin leans in to kiss, Joey pulls away at last second and continues to sing. Kenshin gave a hurt look
"The road was long but I ran it"
"Janet"
"There's a fire in my heart and you fan it"
"Janet"
"If there's one fool for you then I am it" they make their way to the front of the church
"Janet"
"I've got one thing to say and that's dammit Janet, I love you"
Kenshin- "Ohh"
"Here's the ring to prove that I'm no joker" Joey kneels to reveal a ring.
Kenshin gasped
"There's three ways that love can grow that's good, bad or mediocre.
More gasping, Joey got up.
"Oh, J-A-N-E-T I love you so"
They entered the church
"Oh, oh... Oh, its nicer than Betty Monroe had" Kenshin began to sing, several laughter were heard from the audience.
Farmers sing: "Oh Brad" in monotone
"Now we're engaged and I'm so glad" Kenshin sang
"Oh Brad" Janet sang
"That you met mom and you know dad" Kenshin and Joey (singing) walked down the isle together.
"Oh Brad" Farmers
"I've something to say and that's Brad I'm mad for you too" Kenshin
guess who...Kenshin "Oh Brad"
You've got it Joey"Oh dammit"
"I'm mad" Kenshin
"Oh Janet" Brad
"For you" Kenshin
"I love you too" Brad
They sang in unison staring at each other."There's one thing left to do Ah-Ooh"
Joey sang "And that's go see the man who began it"
Farmers "Janet"
"When we met in his science exam, it"
"Janet"
"Made me give you the eye and then panic"
"Janet"
"Now I've one thing to say and that's dammit, Janet I love you"
(Janet) "Oh"
Joey sang Dammit, Kenshin sang the other part. "Dammit Janet, Oh Brad I'm mad"
Joey sang,"Janet Janet"
They sung in unison, "I love you" the leaned in hesitantly, Shinya waved her hands frantically. They briefly looked over then kissed. The curtain closed momentarily, too open again, showing an office.
Next Scene 2
A girl with short spiked hair wearing a black suite with a white shirt under it along with a floppy red tie that hung down. She was the Narrator. She sat looking at a picture of the wedding on a large screen, a tall guy in the back (Seto dressed in a suit) and the farmer (Vash with a pitchfork and in overhauls) are circled in red.
"I would like to if I may take you on a strange journey..." Said the Narrator as she pulled out a old book and opened it revealing it was a photo album.
"It seemed a fairly ordinary night when Brad Majors..." Senko flips the page of the old photo album to reveal a picture of Joey shoulders up with a paper of information on the page to the right of it.
"And his fiancé Janet Weiss..." She flipped to the next page to see a picture of Kenshin shoulders up in a dress with his hair down. There was also a page of information on the page to the right of the picture.
"Two young healthy ordinary kids left Denton that late November evening to Visit Dr. Everett Scott..." Senko flipped through past many pictures then closed the book.
With Kenshin/Janet and Joey/Brad
Joey and Kenshin were in a car, it was raining outside. A biker had passed them for the third time. They were talking to each other when they reached a 'dead end'. As Joey began to back up, the tire in the back blew out. Joey and Kenshin argued about who would walk back to the mansion they saw a few miles back. Eventually Kenshin won, and both Joey and Kenshin get out of the car, Kenshin wearing a newspaper over his head. Music began,
"In the velvet darkness," Kenshin sung as a solo.
of the blackest night,"
"burning bright,"
There's a guiding star,"
no matter what,"
or who you are." Kenshin and Joey sung together.
Course: "There's a light, "
"Over at the Frankinstein place," sung by random woman. Joey and Kenshin held each other closely. "There's a light," Sung by Joey and Kenshin
"Burning in the fireplace." Sung by random woman. Kenshin and Joey walked holding each other as three motorcycles drove in between them, they jumped apart. Laughter was heard throughout the audience.
The camera zoomed up to show Vash/Riff Raff, as he begun to sing. "
Darkness must go down the river, of the night dreaming.
Flow morphia slow," More laughter. Shinya and Kira were bighting their knuckles trying to prevent laughing out loud.
"let the sun and the light come streaming,"
"into my life."
"Into my life." Camera flashed back to Kenshin and Joey as the course began again.
There's a light," They sung together.
"Over at the Frankenstein place," sung by random woman.
Joey and Kenshin held each other closely. "There's a light,"
"Burning in the fireplace." Once more sung by random woman.
Scene 3- Narrator
A map was on the desk, it showed where Brad and Janet started, in Delton, and how they went to Ferter instead of Dr.Scott. "And so, it seemed fortune had smiled on Brad and Janet," Senko began, "and that they had found the assistance that their plight required." She paused for a second, "or had they?"
Joey and Kenshin at Mansion
Kenshin was whining about being scared. Joey was comforting Janet as he rang the door bell (literally a door bell, a bell on the door). The door opened to reveal Vash/Riff Raff, whose hair was no longer defying gravity, but actually hanging down. "Hello," he said in a really creepy voice.
Joey began to ramble on about how he needed a phone because their car broke down, until Vash interrupted.
"You're wet."
"Yes it's raining." Kenshin said snuggling into Joey,
Lighting flashed as Riff Raff ushered Kenshin and Joey into the mansion.
Inside
Music was heard in the background. "Brad, I'm frightened! What kind of place is this?" Kenshin asked looking around.
"Oh, it's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdoes," Joey said as Kenshin nodded his head. They both jumped as Riff Raff slamed the main door shut.
"This way," he murmured and lead them away.
"Are you having a party?" Janet asked timidly.
"You arrived on a very special night. It's one of the master's affairs." Vash said tilting his head.
"Oh, lucky him," Kenshin replied.
"Your lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky." Kira/Magenta yelled sliding down the stair rail, laughing insanely. Joey and Kenshin jumped.
A clock chimed. Music began to play.
"It's astounding," Vash began.
"Time is fleeting," Vash sang opening a clock with a skeleton inside
"Madness, takes it's toll." He peaked out from behind the clock
"But listen closely,"
"Not for very much longer." Magenta fit in.
"I've got to, keep control" Vash said running off.
"I remember," he said running up to a pole.
"Doing the time warp!" He lifted his leg in the air twice, each time it came down with a loud smack.
"Drinking those moments when."
"The blackness would hit me!"
Kira and Vash ran to each other doing this weird arm thing. "And the void would be calling." They ran behind Kenshin and Joey, and quickly ushered them to the room with the big marble doors, to reveal.
The random dancers, "LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN! LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!"
Flashes to Narrator
She cleared her throat, then she pulled down those things that you use for a overhead, but it had writing on it that indicated jumping to the left. "It's just a jump to the left."
Back to 'random dancers'
All the dancers jump to the left.
"And just a step to the riggghhht" They step to the right three times.
Back to the Narrator
"Put your hands on your hips." She said placing her hands on her hips.
and.. guess what.. Random Dancers
The dancers put their hands on their hips
"and pull your knees in tigggghhhttt." and they pulled their knees in tight.
"But it's the pelvic thruuuuuust that really drive you, insaaaannnne!"
"LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN, LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!"
Janet fainted.
"It's so dreamy," Kira sang, Vash followed
"Oh fantasy free me," Kira yelled running around
"So you can't see me," Kira said holding a pole
"No not at all," peaking out from behind the pole.
"In another dimension,"
"With voyeuristic intention,"
"Well secluded, I see all."
"With a bit of a mind slip" Vash sung,
"Your into the time slip!" Kira said sliding on the pole.
"And nothing can ever be the same." Vash sang
"Your spaced out of sensation!" Kira sung.
"LIKE YOUR UNDER SADATION!" Vash yelled.
Janet fainted. "LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN! LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!" Random dancers sang. During this time Kira and Vash did a funky walk over to the jukebox (the threw up there hands and then down, very awkward, but fun to do), that Shinya sat on. "Well I was walking down the street just having a think," Shinya sang. She wore really shiny close, and a sparkly hat.
"When a snake of a guy gave me a evil wink."
"He shooka me up,"
"Took me by surprise."
"He had a pick up truck,"
"And the devil's eyes!"
"He stared at me, and I felt a change!"
"Time meant nothing never would again."
Flashed to random dancers, "LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN! LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!"
Narrator
"It's just a jump to the left!" Senko waved her hands.
Random Dancers
All the dancers jump to the left.
"And just a step to the riggghhht" They step to the right three times.
Narrator
"Put your hands on your hips."
Random Dancers
The dancers put their hands on their hips
"and pull your knees in tigggghhhttt." and they pulled their knees in tight.
"But it's the pelvic thruuuuuust that really drive you, insaaaannnne!"
"LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN," flashes to Vash and Kira who are dancing together. "LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!"
Shinya squeals and jumps off the jukebox and began to tap dance mediocre like. Then she goes into a complex move and trips on the stairs. She glares and puts on her hat, "LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!"the random dancers sang as Shinya ran to where Vash was in the middle of the room. Kira, Vash, and Shinya all do the time warp with the random dancers.
Flashed to Kenshin and Joey who were walking up the stairs and heading for the door. Then flashed back to the random dancers, then the Narrator who was dancing like a maniac. During this time every one was repeating the Time warp dance. Then Kenshin and Joey who had already reached the doors, then the random dancers, "LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!" Flashed to Shinya and Vash. "LETS DO the TIME WARP AGAIN!" Shows all the dancers who fainted just there when the song slowed.
Scene 4
"Say something." Kenshin whispered to Joey.
"Say," Everyone sat up, "do any of you guys know how to Madison?" Kenshin groaned, everyone else murmured to each other.
"Brad please. Let's get out of here." Joey and Kenshin began to argue while backing up into a dark corridor that had a elevator shaft. More music began to play.
You saw an elevator, the person on the elevator was facing away from the audience. Their high heels were diamond studded, it was also wearing a cloak.
"Look! I'm cold, I'm wet, and I'm just plain scared!" Janet yelled.
"I'm here," The person in the elevator said, turning around. Kenshin turned around alarmed and screamed looking like o.O.
You look to see Seto, who happens to have a bad make up job, fling open the elevator door.(StIP: Allow me to explain how he looks, his face is entirely white, purple/blue eyeshadow covering his region from the eyelid to the eyebrows, dark crimson/maroon lipstick, and lots of mascara and eye liner. LOTS, SD: that is an understatement. StIP: nods in agreement.)
Seto leaned into Joey who backed away. "How'd ya do," Seto sang,
"I see you met my faithful handyman."
"He's just a little brought down because when you knocked"
"He thought you were the candy man."
"Don't get strung out... by the way I look." He sang this while walking down a red carpet in between the random dancers/conventionests.
"Don't judge a book by it's cover."
"I'm not much of man by the light of day,"
"But by night, I'm one hell of a lover." Seto ripped off his cloak to reveal... He was wearing woman clothing, but oh, it was worse. He wore a garter belt, pantyhose, corset, and diamond studded stripper shoes. The audience began to clap wildly. Seto grinned. Shinya and Kira stared blankly Seto grinned... oh my. Shinya and Kira thought at the same time.
"I'm just a sweet transvestite." Seto continued walking back down to Kenshin and Joey. He was really into walking with the shoes.
"From Transsexual Transylvania." Seto walked over to Joey and Kenshin.
"You look like you're both pretty groovy." he said more than sang
"Of if you want something visual."
"That's not too abysmal."
"We could take in a old Steeve Reeves movie."
"I'm glad we caught you at home." Joey said.
"Could we use your phone?" Joey asked. During this time Seto was shaking the hands of the conventionalists.
"We're both in a bit of a hurry."
"Right." Kenshin fitted in.
"We'll just say where we are." Joey continued.
"Then go back to the car."
"We don't want any worry."
"Well you got caught with a flat." Seto interrupted.
"How bout that?" Seto grinned really funky staring at the audience while raising his right eyebrow, and moving his lips to the other side.
"Well babies don't you painic,"
"By the light of the night,"
"It'll all seem all right."
"I'll get you a Satanic mechanic."
"I'm just a sweet Transvestite," Seto stood on the stage type thing. Shinya ran up to join him, they both shook their hips to each side with every syllable.
"From Transsexual Transylvania." he sat/laid down in a thrown like chair. Shinya kneeled on his right, Vash on his left, and Kira behind him.
"Why don't you stay for the night?"
"Night!" Vash said.
"Or maybe a bite."
"Bite!" Shinya said by his leg, caressing it.
"I could show you my favorite obsession." Once again said more than sung
"I've been making a man, with blond hair and a tan." Seto said playing with Vashies hair who gave a twitch, Shinya shot a glare over at Vash who sweat dropped That's not what he's supposed to do... NO TWITCHING.
"And he's good for relieving my tensions."
"I'm just a sweet transvestite." Is now singing.
"Transsexual, Translyvaina. Ah ha." He stood up. He began walking down the red carpet.
"Hit it, Hit it!" Seto yelled slapping his butt.
"I'm just a sweet transvestite."
"I'm just a sweet transvestite." Shinya, Kira, Vash sung.
"Transsexual, Translyvaina." Seto sang.
"Transsexual, Translyvaina." Kira, Shinya, and Vash sung.
Seto stood in the elevator, no longer singing. "So come up to the lab,"
"And see what's on the slab."
"I can see you shiver with antic-" A pause was heard as Kenshin and Joey looked at each other, "-pation," Joey and Kenshin shivered.
"BUT MAYBE THE RAIN,"
"Isn't really to blame!"
"So I'll remove the cause... BUT NOT THE SYMPTOM!" He hit the button on the elevator, taking him up.
End Chapter 4
StIP sighed relief, "Finally, this is probably the hardest chapter yet."
"Yeah, and to think you're not even half done." SD said smirking at StIP.
StIP screamed a dramatic NO. Apparently writing this is harder than it looks.
Seto walked up, "Please don't review her or she'll continue my torture!" he fell into the fetal position sucking his thumb.
"Awwww, poor Seto, I could make you feel better." Shinya said gently stroking Seto's cheek. He looked up with horror on his face.
"SETO RUN!" Kira screamed as Seto stood up and ran off.
"You can run, but you cannot escape the authoress." StIP yelled running after him.
"Poor poor Seto, I hope he's all right after Sparky gets done with him." SD said shaking her head. A loud crash was heard.
"Seto you idiot you weren't supposed to run in stripper shoes." You heard StIP yell.
"Please have mercy!" You heard Seto cry.
"Mercy is for the weak!" StIP yelled, READ AND REVIEW (oh! by the way, I know there's nothing in this chapter that is rated adult, but there should be in the next one.)
