Title: At the Back of the Theatre

Rating: PG-13

Genre: Fluff...I think.

Words: 399 Yay, I'm getting better at doing drabbles!

Warnings: Yaoi/slash/shonen ai/etc. Aggressive!Albert strike And my crappy writing ability. /strike

Notes: For Mariko Azreal, who wanted Jet/Albert/Joe/Francoise OT4 however I wanted to handle it. I went with the double date. It kind of focuses more on Jet/Albert than the other couple though. Oops.


Jet was understandably upset. Albert knew he hated public displays of affection and dates, never mind double dates, were classified as a public display to the highest degree. It didn't help that Albert was being a bit... grabby, or that they were currently sitting at the back of a dark theatre watching a thoroughly disgusting chick-flick... A hand on his thigh interrupted his thoughts.

"Hey," Albert murmured, giving his leg a squeeze, "You okay, Jet?"

"No," he growled, crossing his arms and looking away.

Albert sighed and wrapped his arms around his lover's shoulders. "Look, I'm sorry I dragged you into this, but Francoise has been wanting to do this every since... well you know." A slight tug at the corner of Jet's lips told him that yes, not only did he know, but he considered the memory a fond one. "We can't say no to her forever, you know."

For a moment Jet didn't respond. "…But do you have to be so grabby?" he asked, giving the German an imploring look.

"You don't seem to mind it when we're in the bedroom."

Jet choked and glanced at the others. Francoise was trying hard not to giggle and Joe's visible eye was twitching. Thankfully, the other couples down a few seats were too interested in each other to pay any attention to what they were talking about.

"I could distract you if you want," Albert offered, his hot breath tickling his ear and sending involuntary shivers down his spine.

"Heinrich..." he began, but Albert interrupted him.

"Oh relax; Joe's dragging Francoise down a few seats and to try to drive the thought of us having a sex life from his mind."

A quick glance in their direction confirmed this. It also confirmed that Francoise might not be as innocent as she tended to appear. "I dunno, Al…"

"Jet, you can't tell me that you'd rather watch the movie than make out with me!" He gestured at the screen, where the pretty female lead was sighing over how the handsome male lead would never pay attention to her, but he does because they probably will have had sex by the end of the movie anyway.

Jet sighed. He definitely had a point. "Fine. But I expect you to make it up to me."

"Don't I always?" Albert chuckled as he leaned in for a deep kiss.