Chapter 1 - Seras struggles with Pip's soul being inside of her body, especially his preoccupation with sex. Obviously, spoilers for future manga volumes: 6&7. This will turn into a Seras x Integra pairing (well perhaps it'll be a threeseome since Pip is kind of there too).

Disclaimer: I do not own Hellsing, Kohta Hirano does. Damn lucky bastard.


Seras was getting a little mad at the Captain. It was insane she told herself, He is dead. But, the Captain was stious that idea was. But, Seras had to stop letting him influence her behaviors around the boss. Lately, she found herself staring at her Commander's chest whenever they talked. One of these days Integra was going to notice and then she would just DIE of embarrassment.

Seras wasn't quite sure what to do about situation. She wanted to ask someone, but who? The vampire couldn't talk to Alucard about it. He was her Master so she SHOULD be able to. But, he rarely bothered with her any longer. If he reacted at all, she did not think his response would be a good one. His first and mostly likely reaction is that he would taunt and laugh at her. Then he might even tell Sir Integral. No - that was not any good. The other possibility is that he would be jealous and take it out on her. She certainly didn't need any new problems - especially Alucard being angry with her. And the third possibility was perhaps the most disturbing: He would want her, Integra, and him to do a threesome type of thing. No, never, Seras thought. Things were just fine the way they were now – with Alucard ignoring her most of the time. Attention from her Master was not a good thing.

The young vampirethought about the other possibilities – who else could she turn to? Pip was driving her mad and she had to do something about it. She didn't want to separate Pip's soul from her body. No, Seras quite liked having him there. The Captain made her stronger and he was a part of her right now; she couldn't imagine herself without him. No, she just wanted to do something to prevent his perverted mind from affecting her behavior. Seras thought about the other man in the Hellsing Mansion – Walter. But, there was just no way she could tell him! He was kind of like a father to her. It would be too bloody embarrassing. So that left only one choice – Sir Integral. It would be embarrassing to tell her as well, but perhaps she would at least understand it wasn't HER feeling these things or acting this way but HIM, the Captain. Seras also thought that Integra would at least not laugh at her. She decided as she turned over to go to sleep for the day that she would talk to Integral about it when she woke up. She just couldn't go on this way for too much longer.


Integral sat in her office alone and cherished the peace and quiet as she drank her tea. Alucard was in his quarters. She thanked God for that small favor. Although he does not sleep during the day very much, at least he retired to the basement and gave her some peace. Usually he was an obedient vampire, but sometimes he could grate on her nerves. And Integra always felt like he wanted something from her. The Hellsing Knight chuckled. She knew exactly what the vampire wanted from her. He wanted two things actually: Her body and her blood. And he would get neither. As tempted as she had been over the years to give in to his offers, Integral would never say yes to him. She sensed doing so would be far too dangerous. And by giving in, Integra would betray her duty, her honor, her responsibility, to both her country and the Hellsing name. There was nothing more important to Integral then those three things. She would sacrifice everything to fulfill her obligations.

As she enjoyed the serenity, Integral's mind drifted to her Captain, Seras Victoria. The police girl had changed so much since Pip's death. She knew why of course. Seras now had Pip's soul inside of her. The soul was of course, the price of giving your blood willingly to a vampire. But, it was strange nonetheless. One of the most interesting developments was the way Seras looked at her when they talked. It was as if both Seras and Pip were looking at her through the young vampire's eyes. And Integral could've sworn that Seras had been staring at her chest the other night. Seras had never shown any of that type of interest in her before; so Integral was sure it had to be Pip's influence. Integral smirked as she realized that Seras had been right. Pip Bernadette, you are a pervert.


Seras woke up from her dream feeling – dirty. She had another dream about the boss, Sir Integral. And it was not the type of dream that was born of her mind. Damn you, Pip.

Awww, don't be mad, Seras. I can't help myself. I am a pervert. And it's been too long since I got laid. You know you were the one I wanted. Why don't you try it?

Try what Captain? Seras was more then angry. It seemed like sex was the only thing on Pip's mind, since his soul became part of her. Before he died, sex was rarely on her mind. And now, she couldn't stop thinking about it.

Just kiss her, Seras. If you don't like it, then I'll forget about the whole thing

Seras thought about it. Perhaps a kiss wouldn't be so bad. It that is what it took to shut him up about the whole matter. Well…maybe. But, I can't t just ask Sir Integral for a kiss. The boss will think I've lost my mind. Sir Integral might even lock me down in the dungeon. So Pip, what do you suggest I do? Seras knew she would regret asking him that question.

When you're ready Seras, just let me take over. I'll charm the boss. She'll ask us to kiss her.

Awfully confident, aren't you? I hope she turns you…I mean us down. Well…okay. But, I'm going to talk to her first. She has to know it's not me. I'd just die if she thought I was trying to seduce her or something. Oddly, Pip didn't say a word after she agreed. The lady at the orphanage had been right. Some guys were interested in only one thing. Well, maybe Pip was interested in more then just shagging. But, it certainly preoccupied too many of his thoughts – and now hers. She would talk to Sir Integra and hell, maybe even ask her for a kiss. Strangely since he had suggested it, Seras couldn't stop thinking of what it would feel like - to feel Integra's warm lips on her own. But no, those were his feelings, his desires, weren't they? At this point Seras was having a hard time telling where his feelings ended and her own started. The young vampire thought that maybe she should stop thinking about it so much. Seras would just do it. If there were consequences, well...life was too short to worry about them.