CHAPTER FOUR IS HERE!
Sorry it took so long. I've been busy, with school, and homework, and projets, and homework, and holidays, and homework...
Anyways, I'd like to say hi to my Gaia buddy Ron16 and thanks for reviewing. Also, thanks to everybody else for reviewing as well! I feel so loved...kind of.
Debating whether or not to tell you what that bottle says...
Anyways, on to chappie 4!
Chapter 4:Girls and Boys
Miroku rested his head carefully in his hands. "Ow..."
Fuck. Kagome hit him really hard this time. What was up with girls? The monk just didn't understand them. With the exception of Koharu, every girl he'd ever tried to meet had rejected him...violently.
Right now, he just wanted to sleep. He would figure it all out later.
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Inuyasha sniffed about just like...well, just like a dog (duh). Sango was here somewhere. He could sense her. Those eyes...that hair...
BONK!
That boomerang...
Sango stood over the hayou, quivering with annoyance. "Stalker."
Her face was inches from the hanyou's. "What is wrong with you! You just made Kagome cry. You're harassing me. Did you switch places with that perv or something? Snap out of it!"
Inuyasha's love-sodden brain tried to understand what Sango was trying to tell him. Then, a logical solution appeared. He chuckled. "Sango, are you jealous of Kagome?"
Sango's already-strained control snapped. "JEALOUS!" she screamed.
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Shippo popped up next to the sleeping Miroku. Funny, when he was asleep he looked almost innocent, not a lecher. But he didn't care about that right now. He dropped the potion into Miroku's eyes. Now, on to Sango.
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Sango strode away, fuming. Guys. What was up with them? First Miroku, then Inuyasha...she'd never gotten this much attention before. It was kinda creepy.
She heard sobbing and quickly headed in that direction. "Kagome?" she called.
The girl from the future turned around, her face red and blotchy. "Bitch," she snapped.
"Whoa. Is it "that time of the month" or something? Because I think you're kinda overreacting a bit."
"Look, why don't you just go fuck Inuyasha and leave me alone? Hope you have fun."
Sango blinked. Wow. Kagome was good and pissed this time. "Okay..."
Then, all of a sudden, Miroku popped up. "Sango, will you bear my children?"
"I'm gonna get you you PERVERT!"
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Shippo ran. Hard. Of course, the fact that a pissed-off expert demon hunter was on his tail gave him quite a bit of energy. He could hear her clearly, crashing through the brush behind him. She screamed, "I'm gonna get you now, once and for all, Miroku!"
Crapcrapcrapcrapcrap...
He reached the real Miroku's resting place in time to scamper up a tree and hope that he was well hidden. Because if this didn't work, and his mistake was found out before he fixed it, then he was going to have, not only a crazy demon hunter, but a hanyou with an attitude problem, a seriously hormonal young priestess, and a monk with a baby black hole in his hand after his pelt.
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Sango almost passed (the real) Miroku by. Unfortunately for him, she tripped over the sleeping monk, and got even more pissed off. The monk had the nerve to nap when she was after his blood! Talk about rude. And stupid, considering that she had exterminated hundreds of demons and would find one sleeping monk no problem. She kicked him. "Get up, so I can pummel you properly."
Should I leave off right here? Hmmmm, to be or not to be evil...
Ahhh, screw it, I'll be nice for once.
Once Miroku saw Sango, the same thing that had happened to Inuyasha happened to him. He instantly fell in love and forgot all about the beating he'd recieved earlier. He grabbed Sango's hand and said, "Sango, will you..."
"NO." she stated firmly. She stalked off, fuming. Boys. She just didn't get them.
Well, that's all for now, folks. So long.
Hehe. Another cliffie. I'm getting good at this.
