D14: Hello! I kno I haven't updated in a while, but I wasn't able to. Beat: Here she goes... sweatdrops D14: Beat! Shut up! glares daggers Beat: flinches at the sight of her D14: Honestly, you won't believe it! My cat likes to sit on top of the computer. Unfortunately -for us at least- he's fat. Well, actually he's just big. He's in great shape. He loves floor hockey... He's like Belfour in animal form Beat: You're changing the subject again! D14: THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM!!! Beat: Alright, already! D14: So anyway, He sat on the computer and damaged it. My dad took it to the computer shop on Tuesday and it was gone for THREE WHOLE DAYS!! sob Beat: Omg! I never knew that! Pat's Demoneyes' shoulder D14: that's becuz sniff the computer was unplugged and you were sleeping... do you sleep in here? looks around at the garage in xbox All you seem to do is dance... except in my imagination. Beat: Yeah, we sleep when you're somewhere else. D14: I see... Ack paniks I changed the subject again! Starts to cry Beat: Dee ...(that's my nickname in the garage Dee-mon-eyes) embraces Demoneyes D14: Hey. Beat: what? D14: did you notice that the short form of my name sounds like D12? Beat: AUGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chapter 5: She's NOT my girl!

Beat ran around the village, looking around desperately for the green haired boy. He had tripped over several dead and unconscious people as he made his way up the hill.
"Where the hell is that prison?" He asked himself as he turned the corner. It was then that he noticed the barred window next to a huge hole in the wall. "Well, the windows give it away..."
Beat ran to the jail cell through the hole. He smirked at Yoyo, who was trying to pick the lock on his door with a bone.
"You look even more stupid here than you do at the garage." Beat laughed. Yoyo turned and smirked.
"What took you so long?" Yoyo said lightly. "I'm just trying my last hopes of escaping from this dungeon before heading to the gallows later today."
Beat rolled his eyes. He knew where Yoyo was going with this. He was asking for help without asking physically. He had done this a million times at the Garage, but Beat helped anyway. 'Man, I'm way too nice.'
"Alright." Beat sighed. "I'll help you out of here." He looked around silently for a second just as the dog (that looked strangely like Potts) ran up to him, keys in it's mouth. Beat knelt down and scratched it's head. He then gently pulled the keys out of the dog's mouth. "Good boy." He muttered as the dog trotted away. Beat then turned back to Yoyo, swinging the keys around his finger.
"What do you want?" Yoyo groaned as he stood up. Beat's smirk turned to a frown.
"Those pirates took Rhyth." He muttered. Yoyo smiled widely.
"Well, of course, I know that!" Yoyo laughed.
"What?" Beat moved closer, rage in his eyes. "You saw her and you didn't do anything?"
"No. I didn't see her and I tried everything to get out of here." Yoyo corrected. "Exact opposites if you ask me."
"What about Rhyth?" Beat asked, panic in his voice. "What about the pirates?!"
"Don't worry, dude!" Yoyo said, reaching a hand out through the bars and patting Beat on the shoulder. "She's fine!"
"How can you say that?!" Beat snapped. "I've found dozens of dead people around this stupid village and you expect them to keep Rhyth alive?!" Beat then thought about reasons for them to keep a fifteen-year- old on a ship like that when a nasty thought struck his head. He quickly shook it away, hoping that that wasn't really what they were wanting from Rhyth.
"Beat?" Yoyo waved a hand in front of his face. "You're really taking this too seriously." Beat snapped back to reality and turned to Yoyo, who to his surprise, was out of his cell.
"Hey! How'd you get out?" Yoyo shrugged and swung the ring of keys around his finger. He smirked as he strode out of the jail cell and left beat in shock.

Beat and Yoyo dashed down to the beach, stopping every once in a while to hide from the guards. "So..." Beat said as he placed his hands behind his head. "What do we do now?" "We need a ship..." Yoyo replied as he looked at the docks, trying to find the right one. "We need the Interceptor."
"Interceptor, eh?" Beat smirked. "You mean that big one over there with the word 'Interceptor' written in gold letters on the side?"
Yoyo sweatdropped and ran to the beach. Beat just shrugged and followed.
"I guess those neon signs and video games have blinded you." Beat continued to tease the green haired rudie as they walked to the shore. Yoyo was fed up.
"Okay. That's it. I'm goin' to the gallows and you can find your lover by yourself." Yoyo relished the fact that Beat was blushing at the thought of Rhyth being his lover, turned 180 ( and headed back to his jail cell.
"Yoyo! Wait! You win." Beat hung his head in embarrassment as Yoyo turned back around and smirked. "Can we just get this over with?" He growled as Yoyo walked back down to the beach.
"Now you're seeing things my way." Yoyo laughed as he gave Beat a hard whack on the back. "Now... to get your girl."
"Rhyth is NOT my girl!" Beat snapped. Yoyo just laughed and continued to walk. "You owe me Yen for this!" Beat yelled after him. Yoyo shrugged and sat down on one of the canoes. Beat walked over and smirked.
"Tell me, oh great one. How did the 'great Captain Jack Sparrow' get to the ship? We definitely can't swim... and we can't walk on water. So, what now?" Yoyo didn't reply, which made Beat smirk even more.
"Aha!" Yoyo jumped up. "I remember now!" Yoyo lifted the canoe he was sitting on up and crawled under it. Beat sweatdropped.
"Yoyo... we're thinking of something that will work!" He snapped as he sat down on the canoe where Yoyo was hiding, accidentally crushing his fingers.
"OW!!! Damn it, Beat get off of the canoe!" Beat quickly did so, not wanting to get on Yoyo 's bad mood. He had done that once before and just barely survived... but let's not get off track. They need to save Rhyth.

Rhyth opened her eyes. She was in the captains quarters of the Black Pearl. She had never been so freaked out in her life. Not only had the pirates tried to hit on her, they had been trying to grab her ass all night. She finally hid in a corner of the captains quarters, fearing the worst from the Captain.
"Here you are!" A horribly familiar voice boomed up from over her. "I was worried that one of those pirates tried to seduce you." Rhyth looked up to see an evil grin on Hayashi's face. That grin was a bad sign.
"So... do you have a lover?" He asked, changing the subject to something a tiny bit more suitable.
"Uh..." Rhyth's mind was spinning, trying to think of an excuse.
"Yes... his name is Bea- I mean Will." She slapped herself mentally for saying that... but if she hadn't, and said that she was going to marry the Commodore, that would make him suspicious. Then again, it was a stupid reply.
"Will, eh?" Hayashi smiled, showing most of his strangely yellow teeth. It was a strange sight, Hayashi with yellow teeth. Usually, when Rhyth saw him -in the future mainly- his teeth were white and shiny. Every once in a while, he would pop one of those Listerine pocket-pack strips into his mouth and he always seemed to be chewing sugar-free gum. (A/N: Okay, I'm changing the subject again. Shit-ake mushrooms. Hee hee...)
"So, is this 'Will' character. Is he good looking? Or is it money you're after?" Rhyth didn't reply. "That's okay. It must run through the family."
"Run through the family?" Rhyth looked puzzled.
"Of course, Miss Turner." He replied. "You're father was a pirate, pirates are obsessed with money and treasure... put the pieces together."
"Huh?" Rhyth was still confused.
"You're father was William turner, right?" Hayashi sounded annoyed. "You have some severe memory problems." Then it hit her. William turner was a pirate in the book she was reading. Not the actual 'Will' being played by Beat in this wretched dream, but his father... whoever that was. "Oh, yeah." Rhyth whispered. "I faintly remember him, but I haven't seen him for over thirteen years." Rhyth paused, hoping that he wouldn't notice what she had said. "Where are we going, anyway?" Rhyth asked, changing the subject. "Isla De La Muerta." Hayashi replied, grinning once again. "Well, I'm leaving you now. So if you're not wanting to become pregnant just yet... you might want to stay in here." Rhyth gaped at Hayashi and what he had just said. 'Ugh! That's the last thing I want right now!' Rhyth thought, shivering at his last statement. "I think that's the first thing he said that I'll agree with."

"Well, Yoyo... I must admit, I didn't expect your 'ingenious' plan to work." Beat sat down on a barrel near the stern of the Interceptor with Yoyo in front of him at the wheel. The two rudies had used the boat to sneak over to one of the ships called the Dauntless and steal it. After the navy started to chase them with the Interceptor, Beat went down and cut the rudder chains. As you all know, the rudder chains are what help the rudder move with the wheel. If you cut them, you can't steer. After the soldiers had crossed to the Dauntless, Beat and Yoyo used some rope from the masts to cross over to the Interceptor. Yoyo took the wheel and Beat watched happily, as the Dauntless became the size of a motorboat. "Do my ears deceive me?" Yoyo asked as he held out an ear. "Did Beat, my fellow rudie, the one that is never nice to anyone, just say something nice to me?" Beat twitched slightly. Of course he said something nice! Beat may be quiet and antisocial, but he isn't a cold-hearted jerk! "No shit, Sherlock." Beat growled. "I'm not a cold-hearted jerk!" (A/N: Lemony Snicket moment! hee hee) Yoyo started to laugh. "Of course you are! ...just not to Rhyth." "SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!" WHAM

D14: Ooh! Cliffie! Beat: So? I know what happens. D14: Don't brag, or I'll completely embarrass you in the next chapter! Beat: Hey! Haven't you done enough damage to my reputation and pride?! D14: Nope. looks at Beat evilly Beat: Oh no...