A/N: Hi! It's the Rin half of this account! Momma Koga originally typed this up for me, but now I'm gonna revise it and junk Sooooo yah!

P.S. This story was originally created because Momma Koga said she might kill off Rin, her own daughter, in one of her stories! Soooo…TAKE DIS MOMMA!

Disclamie: I've never watched Inuyasha before, only some subtitled episodes Momma Koga lemme see and once when I spent the night at Half-Papa Inuyasha's house for her Birfday party sooooo I know a girl owns the rights to it but I'm not sure of that girls name…

Once Upon A Never Ending Story

Once upon a time in a far off place there lived a beautiful princess.

Her name was Koga. Her father, Jaken wanted Koga to get married, but whenever he brought

a suitor home, Koga would refuse to even look at him. So one day, Jaken decided to bring home 5 of the best looking suitors in the countryside. Koga would have to pick one! The lucky guys were:

Sesshomaru, Inuyasha, Miroku, Naraku, and Jakotsu.

Morning

"Koga, my dearest daughter! I have a SURPRISE for you" yelled Jaken. Koga rubbed her eyes and got out of bed. She was in her pretty pink, Barbie pajamas. Koga opened the door and looked down sleepily at her father. "What...?"

"Come and see!" Jaken said slyly.

He led her down to the main hall of the castle.

Jaken opened the door and….."TA-DA!"

Koga's eyes grew wide. "Who...who are they?"

Before Koga stood 5 guys. Two had looong white hair with gold eyes.

One had some sort of dog ear ornament on his head, and one had a small pony tail with purple eyes.

The other had looong black hair. The last guy looked like he was crying because

of some weird blue face paint. "These are the most handsomest men

in all the land! One shall be your future husband!"

"What? Wait, dad-" But Jaken had shut the door and left. Koga didn't know which was creepier at this point - the fact that their were five creepy looking guys staring at her or the fact that Jaken knew which guys were handsome and which weren't.

Koga sighed and walked over to examine them. She stopped and looked up at the guy with the silver hair, moon on his head, strips on his cheeks, and gold eyes. Koga walked around him.

"GOSH! How old are you, like, as old as my grandpa? I mean you have GREY hair! And what's with all the face paint on you guys, I mean what are you clowns?"

The guy with the moon twitched. "What-ever." Koga rolled her eyes and walked over to the other silver haired boy. "And whats with the ears, dog boy" She flicked the object in question painfully and moved on to the man with purple eyes, hearing a growl behind her. "Are you ... ... .. .. . Wearing a DRESS? Omg, what was my dad thinking?"Koga walked to the next man, but didn't notice as the dress man reached his hand out... .. Dog man nudged him sharply in the side. Dress man sighed. "That's not fair" He hissed back in a whisper.

Koga walked to the next man. He had reeeally long hair. Koga gave his hair a big tug and the man let out an EEK! There was nothing interesting with this guy so she Yawned and walked to the next man.

"Why are you crying?" Koga asked, looking up at his face. "Are you sad?"

"Crying?" the man said. "I'm not crying" "Uh, yeah you are, look there are your tears."

She gestured to the blue strips under his eyes. "No, no, no those are just face markings."

"Nu-UH! Your crying" Koga argued.

"AM NOT" said crying man.

"ARE TOO!" she yelled back.

"ARE NO-"

But before he could say anymore Koga punched him in the face. "

"ARE TOO!" She yelled down at the boy who was now grasping his face. "Hmpt! If that's it I'm leaving!" And with that Koga left and Jaken entered.

"So, did you like my daughter?" Jaken questioned.

"Heh...heh... well let me show you were you will be staying." Jaken sighed and walked out of the hall.

"What should we do about him" Dog boy asked, motioning to crying man who had been fainted.

"Eh, just leave him" Dress man said, as they followed Jaken out of the room.