By animeninjaNIPPON

Dib sat on one side of the couch reading a paranormal research magazine while Gaz sat on the other end playing her Game Slave 2. Suddenly, something came crashing through the roof. Someone, to be precise…

"Zim! Is that you?" Dib exclaimed.

"It is I, the mighty ZIM!" he announced, readjusting his crooked wig as he stepped out of the debris.

"I'm not even going to ask." Dib shook his head.

"GOOD, 'cuz I'm not going to TELL you anything!"

There was an awkward pause before Dib finally asked, "Why were you on my roof? Are you spying on me or something?"

"I am here to steal your metal chicken," he replied, holding up a wind vain. "But as long as I am here, I might as well give you my proposal."

Dib's eyes widened as his cheeks pinkened. "Proposal?"

"Yes! HERE IT IS!" Zim cleared his throat. "Join me, and I will make you IMPORTANT! We'll conquer entire PLANETS together!"

"I KNEW IT!" Dib shouted. "You ARE an alien, and you – "

Dib was interrupted by Gaz slamming down her GS2 on the couch. "Look," she growled, "I am on the last level of this game. It's very hard, and I need to concentrate, so SHUT UP!" There was dead silence for about three minutes, but once her GS2 was picked up, so was the conversation.

"You can't just marry one of your own?" Dib asked.

"Don't you get it, foolish human?" Zim yelled. "I am SUPPOSED to marry a human – "

"'Cuz if you don't, your leaders will kick you out of their empire for good," Dib interrupted sarcastically. He grinned, but his smile faded when the look on Zim's face showed that he wasn't far off in guessing such. "Whoa, you really are in trouble, aren't you?"

"LIAR!" Zim screamed, but it was clear that Dib had caught on.

Just then, Gaz put her GS2 down again, got up, and marched over to Zim. He stepped back in fear.

"Look," she yelled, making a fist, "I warned you. Now I'm going to give you one more chance. Shut your trap!"

"Marry me tonight, and I'll be silent FOREVER!" Zim dared to fire back. Dib dove for cover.

Gaz was about to snap, but instead a wicked smile spread across her face. "Give me an hour to finish this game, and I will."

Dib nearly hit the roof. "WHAT?"

"Deal," Zim agreed. "I'll give you exactly ONE Earth hour, and then you have to come with me." He thought about how all that wooing media was finally paying off.

"OK, whatever." Gaz went back to her game.

Dib sighed. "Zim's going to marry… MY SISTER!"

End of part five