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Singularity Chapter 3:

The Boy Who Brought Chaos

As Xelloss left to inform Giga on the unconscious boy laying on the floor a bird that had been perched on the windowsill of the lab took flight and headed out to sea. After catching a brief rest on a passing ship the bird continued on its way toward Wolfpack Island, home of the Mazoku lord, Beastmaster. Not a whole lot worries Beastmaster. She is one of the more powerful Mazoku lords and is by far the most intelligent and sane of the bunch. It is because of this that when her bird brought the news of the boy she began to worry. Luckily she had a contingency plan in place.

"Go," she said to her bird servant. "Go inform the Ancient dragons that the singularity has been opened. In the mean time I need to go pay Giga a little visit."

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Xelloss had searched the whole castle from top to bottom and was unable to find the pint-sized mage. His master hadn't even left a note as to where he might have left to. So not knowing what else to do Xelloss made his way back to the lab to move the boy to more comfortable accommodations. Turning around Xelloss started to head back only to trip over a cat.

"Whoa!" Xelloss yelled as he was sent plummeting to the floor. "Dang cat why are ya always underfoot." Xelloss sat up and rubbed his head. He continued his way down the hall when he stopped. Wait a minute. Giga doesn't own a cat, Xelloss thought looking back down the hallway. So then what was it doi- Xellos was cut off in mid-thought as he turned and face planted himself into a pair of breasts.

I thought Giga said he was going to stop with the pranks, was Xelloss's first thought. Well then let's see how his joke goes on ice. Xelloss powered up a freeze arrow and fired it only to hit air.

"I would advise you not to do that again if you value your manhood," stated a very feminine voice.

"Yaaahhhhh!" yelled Xelloss jumping back to get a better look at the source of voice. He was surprised to see the form of a beautiful woman that was Beastmaster Xellas Metallium about 3 inches from his face. In most cases a man who just found his face full of the bust of a beautiful woman would do one of 3 things:

He would burst into a nosebleed and black out from blood loss

He would silently pray that he would land on something relatively soft after the woman knocked him into LEO.

He would grab a quick feel figuring that his life will end in a few seconds so he might as well enjoy them.

Xellos is not most men fortunately. Xellos took a step back, recomposed himself, and remembered Giga's words, "When you are in an awkward situation with a woman you are going to get smashed no matter what you do, so you might as well keep your dignity." Being true to lord Giga's words Xellos did not take any other action but to treat Beastmaster Xellas like any other guest.

"Excuse me miss but who are you and what are you doing here?" asked Xellos.

"Silence human! I need to speak to Magus Proles. Where is he?" responded Beastmaster Xellas in a tone that demanded respect and obedience.

"Well I cannot disclose that information until I know who you are."

"Fine. If you must know I am the Mazoku Lord, Beastmaster Xellas."

Xellos's eyes widen for a moment before he responded, "Well my highness I did not realize who you were. Well in that case Lord Giga's location..."

"Get on with it," Xellas's voice dripped with impatience.

"is a secret!" exclaimed Xellos raising is index finger and smiling brightly. Giga spoke of many reactions he had gotten from this response; however Xellos had never heard of someone laughing as a reaction.

"Heh. Heh. I like you boy," praised Beastmaster Xellas through a few chuckles. "You are definitely Lord Giga's apprentice." Xellas had cupped Xellos's chin as if to examine him. "Now honestly," said Xellas looking Xellos straight in the eyes, "Is Proles here?"

"Oh well I guess the secrets out now isn't it?" Xellos stated as he scratched the back of his head. "Well since my master is not here why perhaps I can help?" Xellos offered. Xellas just smirked cunningly.

"Yes Perhaps you can," Xellas said.

"So why do you want to see master Giga?" Xellos asked as he poured Beastmaster Xellas and himself some tea.

"I came to stop him," replied the Beastmaster. "You have now idea what he has been doing do you?"

"What do you mean?"

"This hole in the floor do you know what it is?"

"No clue. Lord Giga himself doesn't even know what it is."

Beastmaster Xellas just sighed and sipped her tea. "It's not surprising that thing is almost as old as the Mazoku themselves. That hole isn't just any dimensional passage. It is an end point, a hole, in our universe."

Xellos just sat there contemplating what was just said. "And the boy?" he asked.

"That boy," Xellas answered waving her hand toward the boy who was now lying on a couch in the lab, "holds the very key to ending our world."

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It had been close to 7 years Link had been gone on his journey to find Navi. He had only meant to be gone for a month, maybe a little longer, but not seven years.

'It's all that damn masks fault,' Link thought bitterly to himself as he trotted along, riding on top of Epona. After that whole fiasco with the mask of Majora Link had been unable to find his way back home. It was like the forest kept rearranging itself. 'Well on the upside I've always wanted to travel and see the world.'

The cry of a wolf in the distance signaled to Link that it was getting dark so he should seek shelter and make camp.

"Too bad there isn't a village nearby we could stay in," lamented Link as he patted Epona's neck. "I'd sure kill to sleep in a real bed and have a good meal for once. I'd bet you'd like to stay in a stable for once too." Epona just shook her head as if she was agreeing to what Link was saying.

Off in the distance a scream was heard followed by a roar and a big flare of light.

"That's a human scream!" Link exclaimed jerking his head up. "Hya!" Link cried slapping Epona's rear signaling for the horse to accelerate to a gallop. "Hya! Hya! A minute later the two burst forth from the tree line into a village. Link scanned the area observing the crisis. A dragon was attacking the village setting it on fire. A few of the towns people were gathering around one flaming home trying to get the occupants out, while what was left of the village guard continued to try and ward off the dragon.

Link leapt off Epona and sped toward the home. "What's going on." Link demanded of one of the village people.

"There's a family trapped inside that house, most of them have gotten out but the husband is still stuck in there!" the man explained in a frenzy.

Without a second thought Link charged quickly into the house. He crouched low to breath and worked his through the house checking each one of the rooms.

"Is there anybody in here!" Link yelled. He heard a faint response from somewhere above him. Link made his way over to the stairs. The husband of the family had collapsed on the stairs, part of the upper floor having caught his arm. Link grabbed the man's other arm and yanked with all his strength. The man's arm pulled free.

"C'mon we have to get out of here," Link pressed slinging the man's arm over his shoulder for support. CRACK!! Link looked up at the ceiling. "Oh #$%!!" Link threw the man to floor and crouched over him as the ceiling came crashing down.

'This is just great, what a way to die!,' Link thought, 'I could die in glorious combat against a monster or some other great evil. I could die of old age after a nice long life, but noooo. I have to be crushed by a second floor. I didn't even get a chance to see Zelda again.' A picture of the princess of Hyrule flashed through his mind. 'Zelda," Link thought again with a more "ZELDA!!!" Link cried out.

Time then froze.