Pairing: Roy/Ed

Warning: Implications of mpreg

Winry wasn't sure what to think when she heard loud knocking on the front door early in the morning. She stumbled out of her room and down the stairs, rubbing sleep out of her eyes, cursing that her grandma had left to take care of some automail business in the next town over.

She reached the door, armed with a wrench, and opened it. Winry stopped in shock when she saw Ed. Ed in a oversized maternity shirt and his stomach bloated. He looked about 6, maybe 7 months pregnant.

"E-ed...?"

Edward snorted, and shoved passed her, his hands on his stomach and back. "This thing is killing me..."

"How is this even possible...?"

Ed ignored her as he headed for the bench and sat down.

"Umm, Ed? Uhh, who's the father?"

Edward merely mumbled under his breath, all she was able to catch was, "Its all that bastards fault..." Winry took a deep breath, setting her wrench down on a table near the door, it wouldn't do any good to hit Ed while he was in this condition. She tried to remain as calm as possible in this situation and walked over to Ed, resting a hand on his shoulder.

"Ed, is there something you haven't been telling me?"

"What the hell are you talking about?" He glared at her for a moment as one of his hands rubbed the arch of his back.

"How should I know! You just showed up here out of the blue and pregnant! What am I supposed to think!"

"Pregnant...?" Edward looked at her in mock horror and then glanced down at his stomach, realizing where she got that idea from. "Oh, you mean this..." He lifted up his shirt to reveal a heavy pouch filled with weights, used for expecting woman to find clothes to fit them during their later years in pregnancy.

Winry stared at it and calmly turned around and walked back to where she left her wrench. Ed was explaining, not seeming to notice her movements as he adjusted the weights. "I lost a damn bet to that bastard of a Colonel, so I came here..."

She merely turned around and flung the wrench at him, hitting him in the forehead. He lost his balance and fell off the bench. "What the hell was that for?"

"You came here and let me think you were pregnant, that's what!" Edward made a run for the door as Winry began throwing other ammunition at him. He made it out just before Winry threw the small table at him.

Next morning saw Edward Elric at the Roy's office, early enough that the other soldiers hadn't made it yet.

"Can I take this off now?"

"Hmm, not until you tell me what happened." Roy looked his young lover up and down, noticing several bruises about his person.

"Winry was just a little... surprised."

Roy nodded and motioned to the weights. "You can take them off now."

"Finally!" Edward took his shirt off and all but ripped the weights off his stomach. "It was starting to kill my back..." It was all he got out before Roy pulled him into a kiss.

AN: Alright, this is the first drabble of my drabble collection. Also, all of my drabbles get posted on my live journal first, and on occasion I may get lazy and post them there before posting them here for a day or two. So go there if you don't want to wait.