Evil Author's note: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Author's note: Bienvenidos to my second chapter (sorry I don't know much Spanish).

Disclaimer: I do not own any Sonic characters except Akira. Sonia is my friends character (not from Sonic Underground). And Matt is based on a sad being whose existence is based on whether or not he speaks to me.


"Excuse us a moment." Sonia got out of the van and pulled Akira into some bushes far away from the van.

"WHAT DO WE DO? If we don't let him come he'll tell our boyfriends that we lied to them, and I don't even want to THINK what he'll do if we let him come!"

An insane grin took a visit on Akira's face. "Sonia calm down. We have to face the music, we have to let him come."

"But Akira! Have you forgotten who this is? Have you forgotten what he did to you?"

Akira frowned, "No. I haven't." Her insane grin came back, "But do you remember what happened to the last guy that went on a trip with us without our boyfriends being there? Remember Mexico?"

Sonia screamed.

"No not THAT time in Mexico, I mean last week."

Sonia thought and then the same insane grin took a visit on Sonia's face. "We'll all miss Mr. Coon."

"Yes we will. But we have to pretend that we don't know his DOOM is going to happen if he comes with us."

Sonia nodded.

"Then let's go!"

The girls walked back to the van looking bummed. Sonia got in the driver's seat. "Okay, you win, you get to come with us."

"I had a feeling you'd see things my way."

Akira took out her steel bat from nowhere. Sonia motioned to put it away, but Akira smacked Matt with it while putting it away.

"HEY!"

Akira looked back at him from her front row seat. "Suck it up ass."

Matt just looked out the window and said nothing.

2 Hours later

Both Sonia and Akira's left eyes were twitching. They had been sitting in a car listening to Matt do stupid Bill Cosby impressions, do a stupid and weird low-pitched laugh, and talk on and on and on about old TV shows he watches instead of GOOD TV shows. That are on about the same time as the crap he's talking about.

"And the Jello puddin-"

"SHUT UP WITH JELLO PUDDING MATT! WE'RE SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING YOU GO ON AND ON ABOUT STUPID CRAP!" Akira had lost it. She took the steel bat and repeatedly tried to hit Matt but every time she missed until she took a swing at his temple and knocked him out.

"Thank you Akira! For so long I wanted to do that!" Sonia's eye stopped twitching.

"We're here!" Akira smiled until she heard the evil one's voice.

"Really!"

Sonia whispered under her breath, "Thank god that after this we will never have to listen to him ever again."

Sonia parked on top of another car that was closest to the hotel because she heard that Matt was going to try an Arnold Swartzenaegger impersonation.

"Matt did you pack a bag before you blackmailed us?"

"By that did you mean more than a swimsuit?"

Akira's right eye was twitching, "YES!"

"Then no."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN"T PACK A BAG! DIDN"T YOUR MOTHER EVER TELL YOU TO PACK A BAG BEFORE YOU LEAVE YOUR HOUSE TO BLACK MAIL SOMEONE?"

"Ummm. No?"

"WELL WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO THEN?"

Akira, Sonia, and Matt walked out of the gift shop all the clothes they would need for the weekend.

"Okay Matt we're going to get the key cards. STAY HERE!" Akira and Sonia walked up to the front desk and got the keys. Surprisingly, Matt had stayed put and was sitting there hitting on women much older than him.

Sonia looked at Akira disgusted, Akira looked back at her with a look of pure horror on her face.

"Oh are you Sonia?" A lady pointed to Akira. Before Akira could say anything the lady said, "You should date this boy he's really nice!" Akira had a mixture of both horror and disgust on her face.

"One I am not Sonia, and two you don't know this poor excuse of a hedgehog like I do, and three if you like him that much YOU can keep him!"

O.o

The women walked away but Matt was oblivious and sat there.

"Couldn't you lay off your ex-boyfriend a bit?"

Akira's eye went all twitchy. "Don't remind me I once loved you."

At the Hotel Room

"Wow this room is huge!" Matt was in awe at the area of the room.

"You're lucky that Akira's gun club is paying for this."

Matt's eyes grew. "She knows how to fire a weapon?"

"I do, and you're lucky I don't have one right now because you would already be dead."

Matt gulped.

"I thought so." Akira claimed the nicer half of the room for her and Sonia.

"We're going to…Explore…" Sonia had shifty eyes.

"There's a key for you on the TV. Don't lose it."

"Okay." Matt was busy figuring out the pull-out bed from the couch to realize Akira and Sonia had their bathing suits on.

Akira and Sonia raced to the elevator to go to the water park before Matt noticed.


Author's note: Now I'm tired. In real life we really had trouble with the pull-out bed, but me and blackened fire never slept on the pull-out bed. Either way,

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