Pairing: Roy/Ed

Warnings: Mpreg
Roy was dead tired the next day at work. He had dark circles under his eyes and looked ready to nod off at any moment. Hawkeye watched him warily, tired or not there was still work to be done. The most Roy seemed to be able to do was sign papers. And stare at the phone in horror everytime it rang. This past week Edward's cravings had skyrocketed. At least once an hour it seemed to change and everytime it changed Ed seemed to feel the need to call Roy and demand he go get him said craving.

Roy wasn't sure how this had happened. What were the chances that the first time Ed and him had decided to take it to the next level that this would happen. And that's ignoring the fact that they both were i males /i .

The phone was beginning to ring again. Roy rested his forehead in one of his hands as he reached out to answer it. As soon as the phone was off the hook yelling could be heard from the other end. He hesitentantly put the phone to his ear.

"Yes, Edward?" The yelling quieted some but enough for Roy's tastes.

"Why the hell aren't there any cookies or peanut butter or chocolate in this damned house!"

Roy let out a breath, cookies seemed to be a common craving for Ed. It seemed to pop into these daily phone conversations at least once. "I believe we have some peanut butter on the shelf. As for the other two I'll have to get them on the way home."

"That's too fucking long from now!"

Roy let out i another /i breath. It wouldn't do him any good to say or do anything that he'd regret when he, oh say got home today. He checked the clock before replying. "My lunch break is in an hour, I'll pick it up and deliver it then. Is that alright with you, Edward?"

Some mumbling could be heard from the other line, but it was distinctly quieter. Probably the result of Ed finding where the peanut butter had been kept. "Fine whatever. Just be sure to get more peanut butter too..."

"Until then, Edward." Roy hung the phone up, rubbing his eyes. Only three more months to go. Only three more months of an extremely hormonal Edward. And it would probably be best to stay away from questions like, "How is this even possible", and focus more on how to survive if he didn't get any of Ed's food items home in time.

Roy vaguely wondered if the peanut butter would keep Edward busy for an hour.


AN: Thanks to those who read and reviewed. XD