Bounty Hunter

Authors Notes: I know some of you will say something like: finish one story before you begin another. I know some of you are agreeing. To be honest I am done with all my other stories...Just because none of you have seen the end result of my works doesn't mean I'm not done.

This is story if strange... Like my most recent piece of work Rock legend and Can't Kill Me did contribute. But unlike that fic...They only helped in about a few paragraphs instead of writing the whole thing together. Incase you didn't know what kind of writing style those tow have I'd be more than happy to break it down.

Rock Legend: Romantic...but can be a bit of a pervert at times

Can't Kill Me: She loves her mushy, fluffy, romantic clichés

Disclaimer: Never have owned anything never will so leave me alone.

Dark clouds hung over the immense graveyard. Streaks of moonlight slightly illuminated the dark and depressing surroundings. A light fog-like mist hung inches above the ground, concealing the green grass below.

A young man dug away as he whistled an upbeat melody to himself. A loud clanking sound was heard from the pit, a smile appeared on the man's face.

"I've found ya," he said as he produced a crowbar from his knapsack. He opened up the black casket, a thick muck escaping, causing the man to cough a bit.

"Don't worry...Mr. Thomas Sakai, I'm not a necrophiliac, I just hear you have some pretty stones on you." He commented as if the corpse were to respond. He searched the body and discovered two enormous rubies, and a nice gold bracelet.

"Well...I have what I want and I hope you get well soon Sakai-san." He said as he proceeded to close the casket. Once he climbed out of the shallow pit he dusted himself off.

"You dropped something," a feminine voice said.

The grave robber turned around slowly and smoothly, and was surprised to find a gun pointed in his face.

"Hey there pretty lady," he teased.

"You don't look like much of an outlaw," she commented as she looked him over.

"Nor do you look like much of a bounty huntress, Ms. Mimi Taichikawa." He replied a mischievous look in his dark blue eyes.

The gun cocked before she asked, "How do you know me?"

"Please...Any guy with a bounty on his head knows you... I heard you don't return phone calls." He responded still keeping his cool.

"And I heard you're wanted dead or alive, Yamato Ishida." She said as she pressed the gun closed to his face.

"Really? Hmm... Sorry, babe, not today," he stated as he twisted her arm around, causing the weapon to drop from her hand.

She elbowed him in the stomach; once her arm was freed she kneed him on the face. Bringing his hand up to his nose, he smirked at the sight of blood.

"I love it when a lady can kick my ass," he commented at as she took another swing at him.

He caught her fist, his smirk grew. She threw another punch; he again caught her fist in his hand.

"I win," he said as he kissed her on the lips.

She pulled away and wiped her lips in disgust, she glared at him. "What you don't think I deserve a reward?" he questioned her, causing her to pounce again.

She kicked up towards his temple, but barely managed to knick him on his shoulder. She kicked again, and landed a hit on his rib cage. He bent down and tripped her, pinning her to the floor.

"I think I win again," he smiled as he leaned down to kiss her.

Using her legs, she hurdled him off of her body. Yamato's flew head first into a tombstone.

With blurry vision, Yamato rubbed his temple; he looked up and saw what was undoubtedly a gun in his face. "Alright, alright...you win." He slurred a bit before he blacked out. She rolled her eyes and sighed as she proceeded to hand cuff him.

Authors Notes: Well what do you think? I thought it was alright for something that I wrote in ten minutes. Anyway....

I know I haven't done this in a while but I'm willing to cut a deal with my readers...If I get 10 reviews I will update in four days.

But if I get 15 reviews I will update in two days...If less than 5 are in... well this story will follow the same pattern as my others

Meaning you'll have to wait months and months for a new chapter.