"Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy guys." Christie asked the boys.
"What?" They said in unision. "Um, I think I know why he's still not awake" She said, biting her bottom lip.
"Well, tell us."
"Well, um, last night…"
"Yes…"
"I made a drink…"
"Ok?" Tyson said, being so dim he didn't know where this story was going.
"And I thought it would be funny if I put it in his coffee and watch him spit it out in the morning."
"And?"
"Well um, I just read the label, it said that I shouldn'ta mixed it with caffeine."
"WHA-" Rei yelled, getting to his feet.
"I KNOW I KNOW! But like, the side effects aren't fatal or anything…"
"SIDE EFFECTS!"
"Um yeah." Christie said sheepishly.
"WHAT WERE THEY!" Kenny said frantically.
"Well, according to the label on the back of the Insane Kawaii Doom Thing That Causes Randomosity and Hyperness bottle, they are-" Christie stopped for a moment and read the back of the tiny bottle.
"Drowsiness, headache, OOCness, and this one is weird…"
"Whatsit say?" Tyson asked.
"Insane Kawaii Doom Thing That Causes Randomosity and Hyperness Special Side Effect of Hyper Random Insane Kawaii Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooom."
Three boys sweatdropped. The other one was just really stupid so he didn't get it.
"So are you saying he's going to be tired, have a headache, be weird, and then some other unknown horror?" Rei asked, terrified.
"I guess. He might not get all of them, mind."
"How high do you think he can climb?" Tyson said, gazing out a window.
"What?"
" I said-"
"I know what you said, but why would you want to know?"
"Because like, he'll be on like, a like, killing rampage, so he'll like, be like, looking for us? Like, so I can like, climb the like, roof."
"You queer." Christie said.
"Like?" Tyson said.
"Idiot."
"Anyway, what are we going to do? I mean, this is bad." Rei said.
"We could take him to the mental illness ward. See, I have this pass that lets me come anytime…" Christie said, digging into her pocket.
"Only you, Christie, only you." Max sighed, shaking his head.
"I'M SPECIAL!" She blurted out.
"Uh…"
"OH SHIT HE'S WAKING UP!" Kenny screeched.
"I never knew you were one to swear." Christie said, looking at the mini boy in amazement.
"I never knew someone so ugly could exist-OW!" Tyson started, before Christie kicked him.
"Now shut up before you can never have children."
"THAT IS-"
"Aggghhh" Came a noise from the next room.
"AAAAA!" Kenny screamed
"IT'S ALIIIIIIIIIVE!" Christie yelled.
"Ow, my fuckin head." Kai said from the next room.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Tyson screamed.
"WILL YOU SHUT UP! WHAT THE HELL RAN ME OVER!" Kai yelled when they all came in the room.
"That is sooooooo OOC." Christie said. "What have I doooonnnneeeeee…"
